Rebirth of the Genius Charlatan

  Below, is [Feng Jin]'s [Doomsday Asking Monthly Pass] speech:

  Sister papers, according to the predictions of the Mayans, the dawn of December 22, 2012 will not come. Today is the last day before the end.

  So, do you still have a monthly pass? Hand it over!

  If the end is coming, let me hold your monthly pass and plunge into a world full of zombies, I will miss you!

  If you pay a monthly pass, you will get a list of [Feng Jin’s self-developed] Doomsday Survival Gift Pack:

  One: Defense Series

  [Leather clothing, leather gloves, leather boots]-a must! Zombie teeth have sharp nails, and leather products are safer than ordinary clothes!

  【Life Jacket】——A must! If there are no zombies and the flood is coming, girls who can't swim, must prepare! Those who know how to swim should also be prepared. There will be water at that time, so you can't swim all the time, right? Physically exhausting!

  【Down Jacket】——The climate is likely to get cold. If there is no flood, wear the down jacket directly on your body! Sleeve outside the leather jacket, double protection! [

  Two: Attack series

  【Longquan Sword or Katana】——A must! The magic weapon for killing zombies is sharper than that, and has a longer safety range. It is not easy to get close to zombies, and it will not be embarrassed by guns. The most important thing is that the sound of swords slashing zombies is small, and it is not easy to attract a group. ps: Especially Longquan Sword, on the last day of the doomsday, please try to support domestic production.

  【Dagger】——A must! Easy to carry, convenient to use in emergencies and emergencies. The fruit knives and kitchen knives in the house are sharpened so that they can be used again! Keep the whetstone and use it as a slab at the critical moment!

  【Engineer shovel】——If you get this thing, it is still easy to use. The safety range is between the sword and the short dagger. It can dig traps and is sharp!

  [Others]-There are many things that can be used, such as the [toothbrush] at home. Break off the toothbrush head, the section is sharp! When encountering zombies, get a close! For example, [cutting board], swing and shoot, it works! Remember to wear an eye and carry a rope behind your back. At the critical moment, that's a shield! Another example is [hammer, pliers, screwdriver] you know!

  Three: Survival Series

  【Mountaineering Bag】——A must! It may be unsafe to stay at home, you need to carry your bag and take some food to self-defense on the road.

  【Food】——A must! Choose small size, easy to carry and increase energy! For example, compressed biscuits, chocolate, crushed and deflated instant noodles...

  【Water】——A must! Prepare a thermos cup. The water source is very important. There may be less and less water in the future. Collect everything you encounter and save to drink.

  【Plastic bag】——must have! This thing is necessary! For collecting water! Prepare more, put it on the leaves and fetch water when you are in the wild! It is more insured than water sources on the ground that may be contaminated by zombies.

  【Rope】——Prepare this thing, don’t take up space, in case it is “forced” to the rooftop, and the rooftop is broken by zombies, think of a way to play bungee jumping.

  【Pei Master Survival Video】——If you haven't watched it, hurry up and watch it! In the last days, if others can't survive, Pei will definitely survive! For the video, please go to Tudou and other websites to search for [Belcris, Survival in the Wild] Niu Cha is really good!

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  It’s okay to study it by myself, I am very good at it!

  Come on, for what I have given me so much, look through your monthly pass pockets, and give me the last time! [

  If you don’t vote for a monthly pass, it will be wasted! Permanent waste!

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  Cry, do you bear to watch me fall off the monthly ticket list? Come and come, help me, help me kill back!

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