Reborn Usopp

Usopp swallowed the slippery fruit in one bite, or it may be because of the characteristics of the fruit, the smoothness is abnormally smooth and easy to swallow, and before Usopp bites the fruit and tastes the taste, it slipped into the stomach with a ton ~

“Hiccup ~~”

“？ Belch? Swallowing dates? Zhu Bajie eats ginseng fruit? I haven’t tasted this yet! Usopp was still a little stunned and a little confused after burping.

Originally, I wanted to experience how unpalatable and sharp the devil fruit was, and challenge the unpalatable unfortunate that all generations of predecessors had expressed, and what kind of cruelty it had reached. What the hell is this sliding down? The only opportunity was so wasted? The ginseng fruit can also be eaten twice, and if this devil fruit is eaten twice, it is estimated that it will explode on the spot.

Usopp’s mentality is a little broken, what a thing, this special feeling is like opening a big group, has not hit anyone, the opposite spring is gone. It’s the same as if your wife’s foreplay is not over, your life is over. Life that should have had ups and downs suddenly became a pool of death, so tasteless ~~

As soon as the time of the real sage opened, Usopp felt even more boring, or electrotherapy, and a little stimulation.

“Alas! Regretful! What a pity! The most characteristic snacks in the pirate world, I haven’t tasted it! Usopp chirped and said dissatisfied.

Usopp didn’t dare to move after eating, and he kept waiting for the fruit to take effect, but after waiting for a while, it didn’t seem to have changed, how? Expired? I haven’t heard that the Devil Fruit can still expire.” Did you just eat it with the skin, and the skin has not yet been digested?

“Huh? It makes some sense, do you want to wait for digestion for a while? Never mind! Let’s go out first, it’s too heavy to make my heart a little hairy,” Usopp rubbed his belly that was a little stretched and said to himself.

Usopp turned his head, this safe?

Lock it first, let’s see the situation tomorrow, the corpse in the cabin below will also have to be disposed of, Usopp naturally can’t compare with the Ninth Uncle, and Dawei Tianlong is not very skilled in it. So it’s better to wait for the day to solve it, in case the corpse is scared to death, it will be a loss, and it is hard to eat the fruit. Usopp is also a grateful person, he took fruits and treasures from others, and he should arrange the aftermath of others! People in society are righteous, and they can’t errand.

Disembarked! At this time, the sun has only a bright orange line, and at the end of the sea, it reflects a little wave. Far from the crowd on the isolated island, Usopp couldn’t resist the excitement and joy in his heart at this time, especially wanted to find someone to share his current mood, it was best to drink some small beer together, grill some crayfish, and then drink drunkenly squatting on the road for a meal.

The eldest cousin is a qualified little brother, but he cannot be an equal friend, and he can make friends but not talk to each other, because he is not on a spiritual level.

Usup carefully explored the depths of his memories, as if those beautiful and stupid memories were all when he didn’t have much money. So what do you do when you have money? Usopp suddenly couldn’t remember, didn’t his memory get better? Still don’t want to think about it?

But no matter what, I can’t go back now, and friends who used to be like this have already drifted away one by one after work, is it my fault? Or is it some other reason? Usup was a little confused.

Will Luffy become such a friend? Usopp didn’t know, but he was looking forward to it, just a little scared in anticipation. I’m afraid that I won’t do well, I’m afraid I’m the butterfly that flaps its wings.

When looking at the original book, Usopp admired such a friendship, but now Usopp knows that he is no longer the original Usopp, will the friendship be the same? Is the friendship that belongs to me? Or the original Usopp’s friendship?

This is a philosophical question, and Usopp, who came from a science background, really can’t figure it out, smart people always like to drill into the toes.

The sun set quickly in the middle of the night, and the dark blue twilight cloth between my thoughts has covered the entire heaven and earth, and the moon hangs in the sky with an elegant arc. Usopp suddenly sighed inexplicably.

Looking up at the speckled starry sky, Usopp suddenly felt that everything around him seemed to have disappeared… Under the magnificent starry sky, he stood alone, alone facing a huge mystery that human beings could not grasp, and this starry sky had long changed into something else in Usopp’s eyes.

Unconsciously, Usopp had returned to the bottom of the cliff, and his eldest cousin had not yet woken up, and Usopp stood quietly by the fire alone. Without any special operation, Usopp quietly entered a state of deep concentration, his thoughts gradually spread to the distance with the waves, and he silently joined in at the right time, and there was no place in the deep sea, sky, and island that did not exude Usopp’s domineering.

Usopp was like a light but elegant bystander at this time, his domineering air bumped in it with the waves, immersed deep enough and far enough, and then Usopp felt that the sea had a powerful vitality, vast and profound. This is the unique charm of the sea, and this charm deeply attracts Usopp’s spirit to continue to indulge in it, and the domineering and crazy diffusion does not bring him any discomfort, but grows rapidly without Usopp noticing.

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“Hey ~ lie groove! Handsome guy! Who are you? The sleeping eldest cousin’s eyes widened, his hands covered his upper body, and he looked at Usopp with a look of horror.

This terrified roar interrupted Usopp’s elegant determination, and the diffuse domineering returned to Usopp’s body in an instant, with a little settled afterglow, Usopp said lightly: “I am your big brother.” ”

“My eldest brother is as handsome as you? It’s still my eldest brother, I’m still your uncle, less deceiving people! When I’m stupid? Believe it or not, I’ll cut you! “Looking at the IQ of the eldest cousin, it is obvious that he is not a good fool, but from the expression of the eldest cousin, it should be plastic surgery. Belch. The slippery fruit took effect.

Another big step towards invincibility, Usopp looked down at his body leaking out of his clothes, he had just come out of the boat and had been wandering, plus he hadn’t seen it carefully when it was dark, and now he was taking a closer look by the light of the bonfire.

First of all, the skin, at least 20 levels whiter than the original, compared with vampires, it seems to be no less, and the bronze color of the pure masters does not know if it can be sunburned back. Then there is the delicacy, the pores are almost invisible, and the original sporadic sweat hairs are also gone. The feel of the skin to the touch, how to say, soft and smooth, hard training for many days of tendon meat, but also seems to be melted, Usopp tried the strength is still there, but the muscle line is missing. This soft and moderate skin to the touch, if placed on a woman, it is really superlative, but when placed on Usopp himself, it somewhat covers Usopp’s master’s breath.

Looking back at the plastic surgery effect of Yarrita, you can see this facelift. Belch. The power of the slippery fruit is comparable to opening a level 10 beauty plus 2,000 yuan PS refinement package. Freckle scars? Inexistent!

Looking down at the thighs is also the same, smooth and delicate straight Q elastic, this girl with pure skin can be ashamed of herself when she sees it, and it is estimated that the crown princess can still touch Usopp head-on after eating the sweet fruit, but the smoothness is still better than Usopp.

I took off my shoes and looked at the feet, the originally rough feet were now delicate like the baby’s little face, and when I saw this, an ominous premonition suddenly descended on Usopp’s heart.

Other! Don’t!

Usopp nervously pulled open his pants and looked in nervously! Nima! Fortunately, the gender is still alive, but the rest… This special meow’s sacrifice is a bit big. Usopp wailed in his heart.

Tough guy mode has not been opened for a few days, is it about to take the road of small fresh meat? This made Usopp, who had just become Peng Yuyan of Xibro Village, a little panicked, not very good, the risk is too high, how do the ladies chirp with the big guys front, don’t dare ah, the risk of loss has increased by at least two hundred percentage points.

Although eating the slippery fruit brought Usopp a little trouble, but overall Usopp was still very satisfied. If plastic surgery is also a trouble, I, Arrita, am willing to bear it for you.

In fact, in Usopp’s skill vision, this fruit is simply strong against the sky, plastic surgery is just an addition, after awakening, Usopp can even guarantee injury-free clearance, dodge added to MAX, let you attack against the sky, hey! If you can’t fight, it’s also for nothing.

In the original book, he was eaten by Arrita, in addition to the violent destruction of the heavenly things, Usopp guessed that it should be specially prepared by Oda Daigong in order to deliberately disgust Luffy. I don’t know if it’s for disgusting Luffy or disgusting readers.

Anyway, after Usup’s rigorous analysis, it was found that in fact, the official match should be Yarrita, but it is possible that Oda thought about the previous thinking in the back is a little inappropriate, to be the protagonist of the CP, Yarlita with the big prince grade is still a few small goals, so I made a fruit of the whole face, but after plastic surgery, I found that the coffee position was still not very suitable, so I simply gave up this role in the end.

Hmm~ a serious nonsense, well-founded and very convincing!

This is a blind analysis.

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After getting the fruit, Usopp is not ready to start developing the fruit now, first of all, the environment is not very allowed, skill research and development still needs a quiet environment, and the barren mountains are not as safe as in their own home. The eldest cousin’s side was also explained by Usopp’s unremitting efforts, and finally believed this somewhat absurd little story, although there was still a lot of doubt in his eyes. But this island is so big, at a glance, he can’t believe it.

It’s hard to be honest! Usopp sighed with emotion, if it weren’t for a halo that would have a lying nose that would lengthen, as a qualified listed company sales director, Usopp has a hundred ways to fool his eldest cousin with an IQ below the average to sell blood and kidneys to sell himself in three minutes.

In the heart of the eldest cousin, this is like, finally followed a domineering underworld big brother, and then the eldest brother went out to buy a breakfast, and after coming back, the thunder gaba, suddenly the big brother became the big sister, when who accepts it takes a little time! Although I didn’t really become a big sister, I changed too much. White skin and beautiful long legs, that is, the chest muscles are a little smaller, but who cares? Is the standard equipment in the world good?

The eldest cousin wiped his saliva, it was too! The secret treasure of the sea worth hundreds of millions of dollars is so casually let you slip around? The eldest cousin’s little eyes were filled with great doubt. I don’t believe it, unless I am asked to search my body and check it myself.

“Get out! You boy, you’re tired of being crooked, aren’t you? The brilliance of socialism is not shrouded enough, is it? Usopp’s eyes were full of murderous aura that was thick to the substance, and this was definitely not the Usopp when he killed chickens in the village. After eating the fruit, Usopp’s sense of security plummeted, a bit to see who was a guy. At this time, the emotional expression of the eldest cousin just touched the bottom line of Usopp’s safety.

“My life is resting!” Usopp’s murderous aura was thick to the substance, stimulating his eldest cousin’s nerves like a needle prick, realizing the devastating consequences of his mouth hi, and before he could open his mouth to beg for mercy, he could only think of this sentence in his heart.

“Wicked beast!”

“Eat me a slap in the adugan~”

“Oyster sauce root~”

“Family Bruggen~~”

“Ada ~ Ada ~ Ada ~”

Usopp staged a play for his eldest cousin, a one-man circle kick. Six or seven afterimages surrounded him with various raw kicks and kicks, the black tiger took out his heart, the monkey picked peaches, and specially greeted the big cousin.

A companion is like a tiger! Death!