Reborn Usopp

After a night of education, the unrecognizable eldest cousin obviously recalibrated his positioning, and also expressed his strong identification with the new big brother. The eldest cousin who has reached the top of the intellect has accurately grasped the current situation, just such a back and forth island, can run?

The so-called person who knows the time is Junjie. The heroes of the world are nothing more than that. Sad, deplorable.

“The little brother has eyes that do not know Mount Tai, the eldest brother can obtain the devil fruit here, it is actually the auspicious rui of heaven and the destiny of heaven, there will be a place for the eldest brother in the sea in the future, and you will be my own eldest brother in the future!” I’m your own dogleg! The eldest cousin’s slightly puffy face was filled with tears, and he prayed with joy and sincerity.

Don’t fight, you will really die if you fight again.

The familiar words made Usopp’s whole person surrounded by black lines. This buddy has a unified big brother speech template. Sure enough, education is lighter.

“But~~ Look at my big brother Usopp, can you raise your noble hand and let him go? Although I don’t know where Usopp brother offended you, my little brother’s fault is borne by my little brother! The words changed, and the eldest cousin asked tentatively tremblingly.

“Wicked beast! Adu and ~” Usopp was moved, and strong varicose veins began to appear on his forehead.

Nima! If you say such a thing, don’t shake your legs, okay? This is still a special meow of unbelief ah, make it like a wrongful imprisonment with a beating, and where did you pop up this idiom, and a little déjà vu?

After another friendly education from Usopp Fluctuating Fist, the eldest cousin, who was not in human form, made it clear that he really believed now, properly, without doubt, and was truly pleased.

“Alas! It would be good to let this harmonious and beautiful world be full of suspicion and violence, too discordant, sin, sin”: Usopp clasped his hands together, a sad face, the sun of birth shone on Usopp’s handsome face, the extremely high reflectivity made Usopp’s face glow with a faint white light, looking at the big cousin who all this happened naturally, his heart was for a while, and he sincerely felt the warmth of this holy light.

Come on! My friend, the Light flickers you.

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Originally, Usopp was not very interested in appearance, after all, none of the economic bigwigs in the previous life lacked the pursuit of beautiful women. For men, appearance has always been a secondary option, and money power is the eternal theme.

But Usup thought about it, it seems that there is nothing wrong with becoming handsome, at least it can reduce the psychological defense of others, the muscles are not visible can also make people unable to estimate his strength from the appearance, and the vase can effectively reduce its own sense of threat, and it can also reduce its sense of existence in battle, as the saying goes, you are ugly and you die first. Too strong appearance can completely cover up a person’s strength and connotation. It is easy for people to produce that this person is also good-looking, and it must be based on appearance, but Er and other vulgar concepts.

From another point of view, the truth that appearance is justice, Usopp believes that it applies in that world, and since ancient times, people have loved to yearn for beautiful things. Whether it is a political celebrity, entertainment star, or civilian grassroots, it seems that there are more opportunities for beauty.

A scientific survey based on big data showed that people with good looks generally earn more than 30% more than average-looking people. In terms of bargaining for buying things, it also comes with discount buffs, affinity buffs, in short, there are many benefits.

Restaurants with beautiful waiters will have more customers, beautiful female teachers will be more popular with students, and patients will be more satisfied with the service provided by beautiful nurses.

Even Usopp once read an article describing a case, when two employees who joined at the same time, in terms of school background, work ability, etc., if the company vacates a promotion channel, the opportunity will basically fall to the better-looking girl. And the reason is that in fact, the two girls are medium in appearance, but the one who was promoted likes to dress up more.

Of course, there are many disadvantages, such as easy to be isolated, easy to cause others to covet, easy to trigger the jealousy and revenge of low-value people, in cults and even beauty is equivalent to sacrifice, and so on.

However, after several aspects of analysis, Usopp concluded that the overall effect of plastic surgery still has more benefits than disadvantages. It’s just that Usopp still doesn’t know his appearance, what kind of real level he is now, and whether he can meet head-on with the boss of the three sisters of the Nine Snake Island Cultural Troupe.

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In terms of fruit ability, Usopp controls it easily, I don’t know if it is because he has already understood the ability of the fruit in his previous life, or if his mental improvement has led to a stronger control over various energies. In short, it is very easy to master the basic usage of slippery fruit, which is similar to the situation of Saab just eating the burnt fruit, and can quickly adapt to the fruit ability.

After becoming a slippery person, the friction on the surface of your body belongs to the passive opening skill, but you can actively close and adjust, and you can play slip and fall in the future, you can not care about the terrain and weather. Of course, Usopp can also actively release the ability and control the friction coefficient of the object covered by the ability. There is a lot of room for manoeuvre.

After being able to carry out simple control, Usopp did not rush to develop, the priority was to get out of trouble first, and it was only right to go home first, after all, his eldest cousin was now seriously injured and urgently needed to see a doctor.

It’s not you who beat meow.

I’m not, I don’t, don’t talk nonsense!

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Just make some breakfast, the eldest cousin’s breakfast is still soup, after all, the seriously injured body can not eat too greasy, raise it first, and have to work to take care of the sick number, the hard life of the real lady ~

The scorching sun gradually hangs on the commanding heights of the sky, the scorching sun is in the sky, and the blazing sun is like fire, which is the time that can best show the brilliance of the vigorous life of the working people. Usopp, who was working happily, suddenly thought that the daytime position under the cliff last night did not seem to be very good, just to welcome this hot sun.

Belch? Is it time? Do you want to go back and take a look?

Walk!

When Usopp returned to the bottom of the cliff, he found that his eldest cousin had been exposed to dried salted fish, and the scars on his face that showed that he didn’t talk much were all smoked, and there was still a trace of blue smoke on his body.

“You’re turning it over yourself!” Usopp was furious.

“I have to be able to move!” The powerless eldest cousin shouted silently in his heart, at this time, apart from lamenting that he met people and scolding the street in his heart, could he do anything else? Is this the end of life? The eldest cousin’s heart was filled with despair, but the eldest cousin, who was almost salted dried fish, could not even shed a single tear of sadness at this time.

Usopp, whose conscience was on the line, hurriedly dragged his eldest cousin to a shady place, and then poured half a bucket of water on him to dispel the fire, and finally saved his eldest cousin from the fate of salted dried fish

After saving his eldest cousin, Usopp continued to shout the trumpet to start, but Usopp did not feel very hot against the scorching sun, which may be caused by the fruit making the skin too smooth and making the reflectivity of light higher. Usopp didn’t think about it, and first took advantage of the noon time when the sun was full and the sun was full to clean up the bone shelves in the cabin.

This job is not difficult for the current Usopp, find a larger sheet to pack, the power of the fruit is covered, the friction coefficient is adjusted to the minimum, drag and go, really do not work hard at all.

However, how to deal with these bones after they came out put Usopp in a dilemma, whether to bury at sea or cremated, is a problem. The man of the sea should be buried at sea, but think about it from another angle, have been at sea for half their lives, will they continue to drift at sea after death?

After deliberating for a long time, in the end, Usopp still chose to dig a pit and bury it, and the wood was still kept, in this resource-scarce land, it was too wasteful to refine people.

Because the bones were all entangled, Usopp couldn’t tell who this piece belonged to and whose piece it was, so he simply buried them all together and dealt with the old yin. Cough. After the captain and his crew, Usopp erected an unnamed tombstone in front of the tomb to pay his respects.

“Heroes don’t ask for provenance, wealth should be the reason. All of you seniors have become a handful of dry bones, and I hope that you can put aside your past grievances and grievances and rest in peace on this undisturbed island. “Usopp clasped his hands together and sincerely prayed that China has retained the greatest respect for the dead since ancient times, no matter what happened before death, it should be equal after death, as for right and wrong, feel at ease in the hearts of the people.

The wind rises and the clouds fly, and the soul returns to the sea and home. A sudden gust of wind blew Usopp’s horn hunting, and also blew up the scattered leaves near Usopp, the leaves flew with the wind, gradually drifted into the distance, and in a trance Usopp seemed to see everyone supporting each other and talking and laughing towards the sky, and the old captain looked back at him with a grateful smile.

“Seniors, go well!” : Usopp’s domineering attitude seemed to sense something, turned his head to look at the sky, and solemnly bowed his hand in the direction of the wind.

After dealing with the problems of the seniors, Usopp was relieved, taking advantage of the fact that it was still early, Usopp cleaned up the entire ship, and I have to say that it is convenient to have fruits, and Usopp also sorted out a few slippery fruit home tips, recorded in the life chapter of his tactical book.

The sails of this ship have not yet been damaged in large areas, and the sails of the rented boat can be replenished, just do it, and this period of independent living and training, coupled with the luxury plan, has basically made Usopp’s tailoring skills basically reach the full level. Usopp doesn’t want to stay on this island all the time, not to mention himself, his eldest cousin also has to hurry up to see a doctor, doesn’t he?

Before dark, Usopp could be regarded as having renovated the ship inside and out, and all the supplies outside had been packed up on the ship, and the eldest cousin naturally could not forget, fed him some dinner casually, arranged a single room, and left himself on the bed. I have to say that the vitality of the eldest cousin is still remarkable, and such a toss has not yet been hung.

Usopp himself is much more delicate, but I didn’t expect that the vegetation of this island was quite complete, picked some wild vegetables, twisted some lemon leaves, and made a cup of hot tea. Even eat a wave with big fish and meat. The fatigue of these days has also dissipated a lot with this hot cup of tea.

Usopp lay on the bed, looking at the night outside through the window, sketching in his mind through the night, in the future, in the case of the Straw Hat Pirates at sea, will he also encounter such a thing? Surely it won’t be less, right? Thinking of the passion, wisps of electric light flashed through Usopp’s body, and the wind around him also echoed twice.

After watching for a while, Usopp felt that it was not interesting, and began to think about tomorrow’s voyage, and the subsequent development of the fruit, Usopp is not in a hurry in terms of development, the old saying is good, if you want to do things well, you must first sharpen your tools, first familiarize yourself with the control of the fruit, and integrate into your own combat system, which is the main thing that should be paid attention to at this stage.

However, in terms of fusion, Usopp is not entangled, in fact, he has already reserved his place for the fruit when he was initially trained and designed, but the problem is that the design of many of Usopp’s abilities comes from his own yy and fantasy of the fruit, which is not realistic, so after getting the fruit, you must first be familiar with the ability and development direction of the fruit, and then remove the unrealistic parts of the original design, and re-fine-tune the skills.

Usopp believes that the fruit awakening is actually not so much related to physical strength, after all, throughout the history of pirates, I have not seen that the big guy of the fruit awakening put a few skills and tired. Therefore, rational analysis shows that the awakening of the fruit has little to do with physical strength, mainly depends on the spirit and control and the understanding of the fruit, which must be delicate enough and original enough. This is like two students one is learning God and the other is learning scum, the same problem, learning God is done in minutes, and the scumbag writes homework to do papers, and even the unicorn arm is practiced but still can’t do the same reason. So Usopp concluded that intelligence determines the upper limit of achievement. Physical strength determines durability.

“Hmm! Come on a little bit. Let’s go back and talk about it. I always feel unsteady outside. I always feel that there is something wrong with the people. There was no other light source in the window cabin except for the faint moonlight, and the cold atmosphere, coupled with the background of the large-scale death in the ship, made Usopp still a little faintly stunned in his heart, and could only mumble uncontrollably alone to dispel a little sense of horror in his heart, but he didn’t know that his whispered broken thoughts made the atmosphere develop in a more strange direction.