Reborn Zombie Supreme

“It stinks so much”

Li Jialing waved her hands and sat down next to the woman in the front row in disgust.

Seeing this woman dressed in a fashionable style, an interesting thought suddenly came to her mind.

"Let me see what's on you!"

As the most mysterious ability and special function in the 1980s, Li Jialing happened to be one of the people with special functions. She had many abilities such as walking through walls, retrieving objects from the air, and illusions with thoughts.

Her mission this time was sent from the mainland, to follow the tourist team to find local people, and use her super power to get a Chaozhou boss.

Pointing her index fingers on her temples, Li Jialing suddenly had a few small things in her hand: "Wow, what are these little pink things? They feel so interesting."

"Oh, this is that, a hard hat!"

The fashionable woman became angry with shame and wanted to snatch it away, but Li Jialing dodged her and said, "Look, you won't miss a piece of meat, pretty girl."

"helmet?"

The two men sitting in the back row looked at each other, and the man with the rope on his shoulder said: "Hard hat, little raincoat, you can call them whatever you want, don't you know them?"

"I don't know." Li Jialing shook her head simply.

The man holding the hoe couldn't stand it anymore and said, "It's just a contraceptive condom, pretty girl!"

"What?"

The cute little thing in her hand became a hot potato and was thrown back to the foreign woman by Li Jialing, but her feudal thoughts still couldn't help but ask: "You are a girl, why do you carry such a thing with you?"

"I'm a chicken," the foreign-style woman said angrily.

"chicken?"

Seeing that Li Jialing still looked puzzled, the man holding the hoe explained: "Prostitute! Do you know?"

"Ouch!" Li Jialing shrank back to her seat in embarrassment as her feudal thoughts were severely impacted.

After she got in the car, she took the initiative to strike up a conversation with two people. One had bad breath that was worse than a cesspit, and the other was also a human toilet.

Looking around quietly, she saw three people taking out pistols, loading them openly, and unabashedly discussing their robbery plans.

The man sitting in the last row casually strangled a rooster to death, very fiercely.

"Who are these people?"

Only the two men holding hoes and ropes looked normal, and they were the ones who explained it to me just now.

After all, she still couldn't bear the loneliness, and Li Jialing asked: "I tell you two, what are you going to do?"

"You don't have to worry about it." The man carrying the rope waved his hand.

"Here we are"

"What? It turns out I'm hitchhiking..." Li Jialing muttered and asked loudly: "When will the driver arrive at the resting place? I need to poop!"

But they said that the two men carrying the rope and the hoes got out of the car and walked down a narrow path. They didn't know how far they walked. They stopped when they could hear the sound of waves hitting the rocks.

This is a small and inaccessible fishing village. There is only a rarely used path leading to the outside world. There are two rows of ruts on the dirt road. Someone came in and out not long ago.

"It seems that it will be easier to do it in the evening."

The man holding the hoe looked up at the dim sky. It would get dark in an hour or two.

"Fifth brother, is what your mistress gave you real?"

"In a village where no one has gone out to work for decades, do you think it will be okay to eat a lot of fish and meat every day?" Fifth Brother asked him.

"That's right." The younger brother nodded.

Clang, clang, clang...

The two people squatting on the mountain looked at a group of people at the foot of the mountain who were busy beating gongs and drums, singing the song / Water Floods the Golden Mountain...

…

Theater troupe backstage,

"Village Chief, don't worry when we do things. You will definitely be satisfied with this play!"

The troupe leader went around trying to flatter the village chief.

Originally, no one took the business from this small village. People in the circle thought that such a poor village might not be able to earn even a few hundred yuan. Who would have thought that when they came, they would get the deposit for the meeting?

"As long as you sing well, you will get red envelopes." The village chief nodded and walked out with his hands behind his back.

Outside the stage, a young man had been waiting here: "Village chief,...what should we do?"

"It depends on whether the water floods the golden mountain. If we want to defend the golden mountain, it depends on our lives!"

"You must be able to suppress it. It's already the 20th century and you're still practicing feudal superstition." The young man looked unconvinced.

"What do you know about this! Decades ago, a dead corpse floated in the sea. Later, it was said that all the magicians in Hong Kong came to exterminate the corpse demon, saying that it was a Qin corpse. The magicians were all dead before suppressing it. Kill the corpse demon! So many mages died for this, we dare to take it lightly, this is a lesson for us!"

"Are all the mages dead? Then how was Qin Zhi restrained?"

The young man's question obviously touched a sensitive point, and the village chief snorted and said nothing.

He knew very well what happened back then. The zombies carried countless gold and silver treasures. The people of his older generation took advantage of the wealth. After the mages took action to suppress the zombies, they stabbed the remaining mages and Taoists in the back. !

But this is best left in the stomach.

"I asked you to investigate the adulterer. How did the investigation go?" the village chief asked.

"I just went out in the past two days. I probably got a message from that woman and went out early to hide," the young man replied.

"You can't hide from the first grade, but you can't hide from the fifteenth day. Send someone to keep an eye on him. He must be dealt with!"

"I know, village chief!"

"..."

It's getting dark soon.

The drama continued until dark, and the two people hiding on the mountain finally raised their heads.

Fifth Brother took out a rag from his arms and read it carefully.

There is a poem written on the rag, which records the fundamental reason why the shabby village is so wealthy.

Treasure!

"Find the place, dig out the treasure, and tomorrow you can live in a villa and drive a yacht!"

The two of them followed the records in the poem and soon came to a private place.

Xia Cicada realized that her chirping was not enough. When she walked to this place, the chirping of cicadas and the chirping of insects strangely disappeared.

A mountaintop in the south blocked most of the moon, and only a few strands of moonlight shone down. Through the moonlight, the two of them could barely see a piece of land in front of them. On it was a huge yin-yang fish stone slab. The whole stone slab exuded a strong moist smell. .

There is also a sign saying "Private Land" standing next to it!

"This is it!"

The fifth brother was carrying a hoe and was about to dig. When the younger brother dropped the rope, he suddenly made a new discovery.

"Fifth brother, look, there is a hole here!"

There are exactly two round holes as big as watermelons at the two points of the Yin-Yang Fish Slate.

Putting down their hoes, the two of them approached the round hole. The closer they got, the more they felt a suction coming from the hole, pulling them closer.

Under the pale moonlight, a white hand suddenly stretched out. Under the horrified eyes of the younger brother, the fifth brother grabbed the hair and pulled it into the hole.

The younger brother was paralyzed with fear. He watched helplessly as a man with big muscles and a round waist was forcefully dragged into a round hole that was only as big as a watermelon. The sound of his bones being crushed was very clear.

"Ghost! Ghost! Ghost!!"

The younger brother ran away, and just a second after he took a step, his white hand stretched out again, missing him by a hair.

Thank you for paying the phone bill. It’s not my fault that I’m a virgin. The Yuxing Demon Emperor and the others rewarded me for their support.