Running Man Live, I'm Angkor
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When Wang Xiaoli said this, he scolded angrily, "I think that stinky bitch just looks down on our master, and my blind date 2 that sold New Year's goods did not give Xiaobao is interesting. This time, if you want to kill the party, you will do it completely. Look at me. Well, this time we promise to keep them from coming down the stage."
The camera turned to the front court, and Zhao Bensan showed up, which immediately attracted cheers.
It is said that the southerners don't like Zhao Bensan, that's bullshit, the southerners don't like him, he was able to go to the party for [-] years, and he threw it out ten years ago.
Looking at the cheers at the scene, you can see that no matter where you are, Uncle Ben has fans.
"Tonight is really lively. It's New Year's Eve soon. I bought my wife some of her favorite fruits, two bananas and a bunch of grapes."
Hahaha, where are you feeding the monkeys?
The audience laughed.
Netizens laughed too.
"Gaha, why don't you stay at home for the Chinese New Year?" Zhao Haiyan asked him while sitting on the head of a makeshift pit under the quietly lit lights.
"Why don't you buy fruit for you? When we got married, I used this thing to capture you."
Zhao Haiyan blushed and threw it on the table pretending to be angry, "Eating this stuff every year, I've eaten enough, I won't eat it. Go buy two more sets of firecrackers, and get two feet by the way."
"Didn't you buy firecrackers? I'm so old, you want me to buy two legs?" Zhao Bensan looked at Zhao Haiyan suspiciously, "You want to spend me, tell me, what do you want to do? No? I said to you, why do you have something to do as soon as the Chinese New Year arrives, and who do you want to give a blind date this time?"
"Can't you guess who it is for?"
"It was sent by that surname again, right?" Zhao Bensan got angry, "Haiyan, what do you always bring him to our house? His big house is more than 1000 square meters. If you let him stay at home, it will be over. Just him. Like that, it’s useless to meet eight hundred times. Eight times, you run nine times. Last year, you gave him a picture, and he jumped from the sixth floor, why did he come back without falling to his death? I don’t listen to you, he’s in the hospital ?"
"Can you stay in the hospital for a year?" Zhao Haiyan rolled her eyes at Zhao Bensan, "Let's talk about it first, when my old sister comes to our house, you can say something nice to Xiaoshou and praise him more."
"Praise him, how to praise him?"
"Praise it nicely."
"Nice?" Zhao Bensan grinned in embarrassment after thinking about sending Xiaobao.
"Praise." Zhao Haiyan destroyed him.
"Ah, I praised him for being [-] meters tall, with a fair face, double eyelids, and a big nose..." Zhao Bensan said and slapped himself, "Oh, my God, I lied again."
Zhao Haiyan was annoyed, "Are you talking about human words? Be realistic!"
"What is the actual point?"
"The practical point is to praise his actual merits, don't look at the wind and tell the story, fix those useless."
"Actual advantages?"
"Yes, that's the actual advantage."
Zhao Ben's face twitched, "Does he have something like sending Xiaobao?"
Hahaha……
The audience was dying of laughter.
Zhao Haiyan stomped her feet vigorously, "Why not, the one who gave Xiaobao is a little shorter, but he can do yangko? Will he be considerate? He is a little darker, but he is positive and cheerful every day. , just the laughter in the house, do you have it?"
"I don't dare to have it. If I have it, I will be admitted to the third hospital, which is dedicated to mental illness."
Hahaha……
"Is this Haiyan's house?"
Chapter 638 The audience and netizens laughing and pumping
"My old sister is here, you say hello first, and I'll send Xiao Xiao off." Zhao Haiyan pushed Zhao Bensan out while listening to the shouting outside the house, and asked him to receive on his behalf, and by the way, he spoke.
This investigation is a bad dish, and people misunderstood.
Sun Lirong thought that Zhao Bensan had a blind date with her. It didn't matter if he was tall or short, whether it was black or white, it didn't matter. She didn't own the house herself.
Zhao Bensan, who didn't realize that something was wrong, was still thinking about it, so he gave Xiaobao's donkey dung egg to wear eight pairs of booster pads, or he couldn't reach his mouth like Fan Changjiang kissed Zheng Haixia.
While the two were talking, they watched Haiyan lead Xiaobao to the door.
Sending Xiaobao is old and beautiful today. He wears the black clothes he wore when the old man died in the early years, with a knitted hat worn by an old lady, and black glasses on his dark face. You can't make it white. That way, it can also hold a colored panda.The most unbearable thing is that he also took a rose.
Wearing mourning clothes and holding roses doesn't match.
"No, Haiyan, I'd better go back."
"What are you afraid of, you're already at the door, why are you backing away?"
"Haiyan." Send Xiaobao took two steps back, covered his heart and said, "You say my heart is pounding, it's because I have a thin throat, my throat needs to be thicker, it can jump out."
"Look at how bad you are. What does a date scare you into? If you succeed, if you don't, then that woman can eat you?"
"I'm not afraid of my wife, I'm afraid of your dear."
"What are you afraid of him doing?"
Sending Xiaobao wiped his cold sweat, "It's hard to say, is he home tonight?"
"Stay in the house, where are you going, stop."
Sending Xiaobao, who ran three meters away, rubbed back with a bright smile on his face, "Haiyan, your cousin is too fierce, can you get rid of him, I'll chat with my wife's wife."
"Don't just talk, you've already talked for eight times, this time just let him overwhelm you." After Zhao Haiyan finished speaking, she shouted into the room.
Zhao Bensan opened the door and took a look, "Who is this? It's unlucky to wear it during the Chinese New Year."
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