Running Man Live, I'm Angkor

"It's me, Xiao Zong."

"Why are you wearing glasses, and your clothes?"

"Isn't this what my grandfather left behind? This is the best clothes in our family. Silk ones cost three taels of silver at that time."

"It was dug out of the coffin?"

Hahaha……

The audience laughed.

Netizens also laughed.

"It's not dug in the ground, it's ancestral, do you know the heirloom?"

Zhao Bensan wiped his face, "This is the first time I heard that there are people who use mourning clothes as family heirlooms. How many degrees do you have in your mirror, it happens that my eyes are a bit blurry, so give it a try. Hey, you only have spectacle frames, where are the lenses? already?"

"Isn't this what I picked up from junk the year before last? The lens was broken, and people don't want it, so I'll take it back. Haiyan said, wearing glasses seems to be literate, you can't expose me."

The three of them entered the house after talking, and as soon as the two sides met, they broke up to send Xiaobao. They were reading books and newspapers. They cut from Hainan Island to Xingapo, and from Xinjiapo to Odiya, saying that The local kangaroos are most similar to him. If he wants to go there, he can be a national treasure.Unlike our Kyushu, we only pet giant pandas.

After a sharp cut, he stared at Sun Lirong with straight eyes, "Did you find it? You look at what she's doing, you're really blessed, the heaven is full, the ground is round, the eyebrows are beautiful, and the eyes are bursting..."

Hahaha……

Even the skins came out.

The laughing audience wiped their tears and looked at this funny.

Sun Lirong opened his mouth with a dark face and explained, "The wind has been blowing these two days, and I haven't wiped anything."

"You don't need to wipe, you look like a forgetful face, how many years has your old man been dead?"

puff--

The audience burst into laughter.

Netizens also laughed.

Sun Lirong pulled Zhao Haiyan secretly, "Look at you, just introduce the object, why are you looking for a fortune teller?"

"Oh, girl, you misunderstood. He's not a fortune teller. What, he just knows a little bit more. He's very knowledgeable. Yes, he's very knowledgeable. It's pretty accurate, just take a look."

Turning around, sending Xiaobao started to blow again, "Our lives are very special! Look at it, you are the water life, I am the wood life, you give birth to me."

Sun Lirong was startled, "I can't give birth to something like you."

Zhao Bensan couldn't help it, "Did you not believe in astrology last year, why is it your fate this year?"

Give Xiaobao a slap on the thigh, "I said, big brother, isn't this called keeping pace with the times? Last year, I believed in the constellation, and this year I believe in Wuhang."

"That's called the Five Elements. You can't even bite the words and still have a blind date."

The three chatted for a while, and Zhao Haiyan asked, "How is my old girl?"

"Very good." Send Xiaobao nodded quickly.

Zhao Bensan also asked Sun Lirong, "All parties agree?"

Sun Lirong also said yes.

"You don't think it's black?" Zhao Bensan was very surprised. There are still people who like black ghosts these days.

"Aren't you Shibai?" Sun Lirong glanced at him shyly.

Pricked up his ears and eavesdropped on Xiao Baole, "You're talking about teeth, right? It's a look. I'll tell you a story, it's always interesting."

"That year, it was very dark one day and the next night. When I had nothing to do, I went out for a walk. After three walks and two walks, I saw a woman under the street light. I saw her pretty and I smiled at her."

"The woman was terrified, she wiped her body and ran away, shouting as she ran, "Oh, my mother, it's haunted! Whoever has become a jerk and floated out by herself! After that, I didn't dare to go out in the middle of the night. , I'm afraid to go out and scare others, hahahaha..."

The audience laughed.

The stars in the back laughed too.

As time went on, the four of them became more and more entertained, for a while, Gorky's base, and Gorky's husband for a while, and they came up with a poem.

"Ah, on the vast sea, the strong wind gathers dark clouds, and between the dark clouds and the sea, there is a sea swallow, who is connecting us, let us meet here, come here to love at dusk, oh my god, big brother." Xiaobao said and smiled again.

As a result, it was messed up and down, and Sun Lirong always thought that she was dating Zhao Ben, and the two kissed each other, causing bursts of laughter, and the 20-minute sketch almost didn't make the audience die of euphoria.

"Why is Zhao Bensan so funny?"

"It's so interesting to send Xiaobao."

"This time, the Qianzhou Gala is the right time."

Wu Li and the two directors of the Emperor TV Gala were separated from each other and asked the monitor at the same time, "How much is the audience rating?"

Chapter 639 An Unsuspenseful Second Kill

"We've reached 32%, and it's still growing steadily." Qianzhou Satellite TV's inspector Le's mouth was crooked.

"Director... Our ratings have fallen below 12%, and they are still going down." The inspector of the Emperor Vision Gala was very sad, and tears were about to fall.

Hearing this thunderbolt's answer, Wang Gongguan and Ma Xing's eyes widened.

Jia Ling can't do better than Zhao Bensan, it's not on the same level at all.What kind of Xile Street cool cross talk, she found that there is a very serious flaw in that thing. It was born out of the middle-aged and elderly people. They couldn't understand it. Only the young people liked it.

Everyone spends the party together, and no one comes close to the old man.

Zhao Bensan's 20-year-old party's acclaimed contacts can't be compared with Jia Ling.When I heard Zhao Bensan perform a sketch, who would watch Jia Ling?