Running Man Live, I'm Angkor

"Let's go, the cross talk is over, let's go home." Little Fatty, who was not too uncommon to see the results, wore a scarf around his neck and left. He walked out of the backstage in a dignified manner, leaving behind a group of dumbfounded stars and actors.

As early as when Wu Li held the Qianzhou party, Jia Ling knew that the party she attended would be unlucky.If possible, she really wanted to quit.It's a pity that she can't slap her master's face and embarrass her master.After performing at a normal level, it is considered a bad deal. As for what happens later, it is not up to her.

Go home to see Xiaobao, that guy is too boring.

Jia Ling drove her car straight to the airport, and the backstage of the Emperor Vision party was dead silent.

12% of the ratings, broadcast on 189 channels, what the concept is, the stars on the scene are clear.

If it is replaced by a movie, it cannot be called jumping into the street, it has to be called jumping into the sea, or standing on the top of the Himalayas and jumping down.

The show was performed one by one, and the ratings dropped little by little. Wang Gongguan and Ma Xing began to think about how to write a resignation report. This black pot must be carried by someone, and the stinky girls don't have to think about it. The backstage is hard to die. These ordinary directors resist.The two who had fainted earlier did not say, as long as they lay down in the hospital to the end, they would be able to drag them over.

The two of them can't do it, they hit the muzzle of the gun, and they can walk away with dignity.

Just like when the road was built next to the Green River, the eight-meter winding mountain road was built to six meters. The person who built it in the end was fine, but the one who designed it got his head cut off. Do you think this is a nonsense?But in the literati heap, this is not called bullshit.

Therefore, Wang Gongguan and Ma Xing wisely asked for two pieces of paper. They didn't watch the show, and they didn't care about the matter, they just sat there and wrote their resignation report.

In fact, the rehearsal of the party for countless times does not require the director to care at all. Everyone knows who should attend and who should do what.As early as [-] years ago, I knew which time I went on stage and which time I came down, and I can't remember it.

Celebrities colluding with the New Year became the biggest stain of the party. Teacher Yu Kuizhi sang popular songs, and instantly felt that the uncle born in the 60s was out of tune on KTV. He felt pity for the leader of the Peking Opera industry.

To sum up, the so-called reverse string is to abandon the advantages to play the weak, hang the sheep's head, sell dog meat, let the pedicurist get his head trimmed, and let the trimmer get his pedicure.Moreover, this can't be called cross-talk. Cross-talk refers to a man pretending to be a woman and a woman pretending to be a man.

This show, which is dominated by the stinky girls, is an absolute heifer playing handstand, which is awesome.

Brother Yuquan was sitting next to Wu Li, watching the Emperor Vision party playing simultaneously on his laptop, and rejoicing there, "Fortunately we didn't go, we're going to sing Peking Opera, that is, a lunatic and a fool playing against each other, a group of mentally ill people. interpreting."

After the fourth and the fifth, I couldn't bear the crosstalk, and the audience rating of the Division Gala immediately dropped by another percentage point, and I was about to work hard on 10%.

"Director, the ratings have dropped again."

"Let's go down, didn't you read our resignation report?" Wang Gongguan and Ma Xing raised their heads and glared at the monitor angrily, "As long as it doesn't drop below the limit, you don't need to tell us."

puff--

The backstage of the Emperor Vision Gala couldn't bear it anymore. The star actors turned their heads, bowed their heads, and the chirping never stopped.

Wang Gongguan and Ma Xing didn't get angry when they heard it. When things got to this point, they had nothing to look forward to.

At the front desk of the party, I couldn't bear the performances of Yue Yun Peng and Sun Yue. It was really unbearable.Xu is too young to perform on stage for the first time, and his performance is far worse than usual.

For the first time, the audience discovered that cross talk allowed them to act this virtue.I don't know if the two of them will jump out of the ground and trample these two bastards to death after their crosstalk performance.

Are you talking about cross talk or throwing a big knife, like two monkeys playing around there, what kind of anger are Guo Degang and Yu Qian when they hear it?

When a cross talk came down, I didn't remember anything else, just listened to him calling me and I couldn't bear it, you couldn't bear it, and we couldn't bear it either.

Starting from these two things, the programs of the Emperor TV party have become worse and worse, and the creative programs have looked better since ancient times.But it's okay if you toss the adults, and you are also in trouble for a group of children. You really deserve to go to that wolf's eye.

Zhao Bensan said angrily to Wu Li, "The thing that I am most dissatisfied with is the use of children in the show. We adults can't stand the high-intensity rehearsal, let alone those children. That's it, if we don't perform well, we will suffer. Training, those bastards' words are getting worse and worse, and there have been children who can't bear to collapse for several years. If I tell them, these people should be pulled out and shot."

Four generations in the same family have 15 actors.

Celebrities have made another train of skins for the New Year.

Since ancient times, when the hero came out of the youth, he looked back, and he was also doing nonsense, mechanical dance, ballet, and Peking Opera.In five minutes, change the pattern and go up.Don't think about it, this is another big mix made by that stinky bitch.Only a neurotic like her with a lack of strings in her head would put all kinds of programs together in a mess, and the whole thing was nondescript.

The children's program of the Qianzhou Gala was very simple, with cow skirts conducting, primary school students sing along, and the children's song "Flying Bugs".

There are no difficult movements, and it doesn't take a lot of time to practice, just find children to let them learn the song, send out a set of clothes, and go to the stage in one rehearsal.

A group of five or six-year-old boys and girls at most six or seven years old stood in three rows, their cow skirts gently raised their baton.

The audience was intoxicated.

The netizens in the live broadcast room were also intoxicated.

Wu Li sat between the baby and Bingye, closed his eyes, and beat his fingers subconsciously.

The children's crisp songs rang out:

The dark sky is low, the bright stars follow, insects fly, insects fly, who are you missing?

The stars in the sky cry, the roses on the ground wither, the cold wind blows, the cold wind blows, as long as you are with me.

Insects fly, flowers sleep, and a pair is beautiful.Not afraid of the dark, only afraid of heartbreak, no matter if you are tired or not, no matter what...

"sounds amazing!"

"so cute!"

"These kids are so adorable!"

Compared with the messy program of the Emperor Vision Gala, the children's chorus directed by the cow skirt was like a group of little angels descending into the world.They held hands, shoulder to shoulder, and spread the clear childish voice throughout the world:

"Mom and Dad, Grandparents, Uncles and Aunts, Brothers and Sisters, Happy New Year!"

The audience was drunk.

Wu Li was also drunk.

In the backstage of the Emperor Vision party, the inspector fell unconscious while clutching his heart.

Chapter 640 Don't Give Any Chance

"Single digits, the ratings have dropped to single digits."

The singing and dancing director Wang Gongguan and the propaganda director Ma Xing paused and continued to write the resignation report. The emotions of the two were unexpectedly calm.