On the one hand, there is chaos, ghosts know what to play, on the other hand, there is an angel-like chorus of children's voices, whichever one chooses, even a fool will know.

The program of the Emperor Vision Gala was so chaotic that it gave people the feeling that they didn't know what they were doing at all. It was like taking a pair of scissors and cutting out a piece of each of a pile of colorful fabrics, and then randomly piecing them together to form a rag.Perhaps only the beggar gang elders are the most suitable adjectives for them.

"The Year of the Sheep party, the worst party ever." Once this comment was posted, it was immediately approved by countless people.

Maybe the previous party had all kinds of faults, but no matter what, it has its shining points.Unlike this time, the negative evaluation of the blue one color.Even the lovable group of children played disgusting nonsense.If it weren't for the cute looks and the age that people can tolerate, this show would also be scolded.

Since ancient times, heroes have emerged as teenagers, and there is no complete storyline and no central theme to be expressed.After watching it, I have no idea what these kids are doing.

Compared with the children's chorus of Qianzhou TV station, this is the fighter jet in the garbage, the tractor in the fighter jet.Except for the annoying noise, there is nothing to love, and there is no lover's flesh on the whole body.

Is the Division party crazy?

The show was still being performed, and the audience was still scolding. After the scolding, they changed the stage. The Qianzhou Gala and the Nanhu Gala became the best choices for the audience.

However, it is not the time when the Emperor TV show has not rebounded. At least when Cai Mingfan Changjiang came to power, it turned back. It fell below 10% and returned to more than 10%. Aunt Cai's poisonous tongue is still sharp.

However, you have Caiming Pan Changjiang, and we also have Chen Peisi and Zhu Shimao.

"Hey! I said Lao Mao, why did you take my clothes off?" The needle pointed at Maimang. After the seventh show, Chen Peisi, who had been invisible for a long time, appeared in front of everyone again, "Hurry up, I'll wash it for you. It's clean, put it on quickly. Give me back the big padded jacket, it's freezing to death in this cold day."

"I said Chen Xiaoer."

"My name is Chen Peisi."

"Well, that Chen Xiaoer."

"I said my name is Chen Peisi! It's been so many years, I can't do it without a nickname. Besides, I'm 61 this year, so don't you call me the second and the second? Now if you want to call me, you have to call me a man. --two!"

puff--

The audience in front of the TV burst into laughter.

Netizens who watched the live broadcast on the Internet also burst into laughter.

Zhu Shimao pursed his lips, "Chen Lao Er, doesn't this sound good?"

"You take care of it or not, in short, I can't let you take advantage of it. Quickly, return the big padded jacket to me."

As Chen Peisi said that, he went to pick up Zhu Shi's clothes, and after peeling off, he showed his new suit, black, like a little swallow, with a fork in the back.

"Isn't this a waste of fabric? Which [-] tailor made it, and he would have to be pulled out and shot when he started the founding of the country."

Zhu Shimao was disgusted, "This is called a tuxedo."

"What suit?"

"Tuxedo."

"A suit made of swallow tails?"

"Can you not be so rude?" Zhu Shimao said unbearably, "Tuxedos are the clothes that foreign artists wear on formal occasions. People who play the piano usually wear this."

"Wait." Chen Peisi's small eyes closed, "I remember you can't play the piano. I said Lao Mao, don't fool people, just put on a pose and let the DJ behind you play music for you. If you dare to do this, I will shove you right away."

Zhu Shimao raised his gun and pointed at Chen Peisi, wishing he could kill this immoral thing, "When did I say I'm going to play the piano?"

"Isn't what you said just now." Chen Peisi spread his hands, "The clothes made of your swallow's tail are the clothes that foreign artists wear on formal occasions, even those who play the piano. You don't know how to play the piano, you wear it what?"

"I'll come up and perform magic."

"Just you?" Chen Peisi's voice instantly increased eight pitches.

"What, can't you?"

"It's not that I said you are a fool, we both know the bottom line, who would not know what to say, you haven't seen it for more than ten years, you can still perform magic, you can die if you don't brag, all the cows in Kyushu will blow you away. "

"Can't I learn new things?" Zhu Shi turned around angrily, sat on the elevator and went to the stage, the lights turned on, and said to the audience, "Next, I will perform the eighth program for everyone, changing magic."

"Wait a minute." Chen Peisi, who climbed up the rope, hurriedly stopped, "I said old man, you just blow when we're not alone, why are you still blowing on such a big stage? Magic, it's almost as good as touching a pig when you perform."

Hahaha……

The audience laughed.

"Why don't you believe it? I really know magic."

Chen Peisi's small eyes snapped, he put his hand in his trouser pocket, pointed his toes, gritted his teeth and winked, and took out a hundred dollars.

"What?" Zhu Shimao didn't quite understand.

"You don't change magic?" Chen Peisi asked him.

"correct."

"You turn 100 bucks into 10000 bucks for me."

puff--

The audience laughed again.

Chen Peisi sniffed, "Every magician on TV will do this, a poker card, swipe to make a pile, grab a rabbit with a hat, and pry it out like a radish. There are no such things now. , I'll give you [-] yuan, you will pay for it first, and if you get [-] yuan, we will believe you, right?"

"Correct."

"Listen, the audience is right."

"That's good." Zhu Shimao gritted his teeth, "I'll turn this one hundred yuan into ten thousand yuan for you, audience, please watch!"

Zhu Shimao said that he took out a handkerchief from his jacket pocket and slammed it on a hundred yuan. Chen Peisi's small eyes lit up and he kept gulping there.

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