Rural Dad

"Wow! Captain, you use monkeys to chop wood and let pandas peel bamboo shoots. I think you are worse than the bamboo shoots!"

Zhang Dabiao exclaimed with his eyes wide open.

Others were also amazed. It was the first time they saw people enslaving first-class protected animals.

Especially letting pandas peel bamboo shoots. Only their captain could do such a mean thing.

Didn't you see that the panda was drooling while peeling? This is too much torture for the bear.

"Well, the above labor was all voluntarily participated by the monkeys and bears in question." Zhao Han argued.

Everyone looked at him with contempt. Who would believe it?

Zhao Han said frankly: "You don't believe it, right? If you don't believe it, go ask them and see what they say."

"Tsk!" Everyone raised a middle finger.

What else can they say?

They can't even speak!

Zhao Han spread his hands: "You get what you pay for. They can't just eat and drink for free here."

Jiji: Did I show you the orchard in vain?

"Captain, you've fallen. You've changed from a glorious PLA soldier to a capitalist who exploits others. You don't even let go of non-humans!" Zhang Dabiao was furious.

Zhao Han kicked him: "Get lost."

"Fuck! Captain, why are your bees so big!" Suddenly, a major exclaimed.

Instantly attracted everyone.

Zhao Han said disdainfully: "Okay, okay, can you stop looking like country bumpkins who haven't seen the world? Are you so idle that you can just help the monkeys chop wood?"

"Damn, we come to see you, and we have to help you work, right?" Ye Ziliang cursed, walked over and looked at Jiji and said: "Hurry up and give me the axe."

"Chiji." Jiji quickly handed over the axe.

Ye Ziliang rubbed its head: "This monkey is really smart, get out of here."

"Chiji." Jiji ran away happily.

Seeing this, Gungun's eyes lit up, and he stood up and walked to Zhang Dabiao.

"What are you going to do?" Zhang Dabiao asked.

Gungun lifted Zhang Dabiao's hand, put it on his head and rubbed it twice, then pointed at a pile of bamboo shoots that had not been peeled and shouted: "Hum, ah~"

"Fuck! Aren't you forcing me to touch you? I don't want to touch you!" Zhang Dabiao was dumbfounded.

He was actually tricked by a panda.

The rural areas are really tricky.

"Hahahaha!"

The others were all amused and laughed.

"Hum! Hum!"

Gungun rolled around on the ground and made a scene.

Zhang Dabiao was so annoyed: "Okay, okay, get up quickly, I'll help you peel it."

GunGun climbed up quickly, grinned and ran into the house.

Zhang Dabiao went to peel bamboo shoots while cursing.

GunGun ran out again after a while.

He was holding a football in his arms.

"Ahhh~" He threw the ball to Xingxing.

Xingxing kicked the ball away.

Then GunGun, Jiji and Dahuang ran out to chase the ball at the same time, and Guoguo also joined in.

"Jiji, give me the ball quickly!" Guoguo jumped and shouted, waving at Jiji.

Xingxing also shouted: "Give it to me, give it to me."

Two children and three pets were chasing a football in the yard and having a lot of fun.

The children's crisp laughter echoed in the yard.

Everyone watched this scene with a smile on their faces.

They put on military uniforms and took up steel guns, isn't it just to protect the thousands of people behind them?

This is the meaning of their existence as soldiers.

So they like this warm scene very much.

"Oh, childish, boring." Xiao Ba combed his feathers with his mouth, tilted his head and said with disdain.

Zhao Han said with a smile: "Why do I smell a sour smell? A certain bird is not jealous because they didn't ask you to play together."

"How is it possible!" Xiao Ba was like a cat whose tail was stepped on, and his fur exploded instantly: "Master Ba, I have traveled all over the country, how could I like this kind of game that only children play, Master Ba, I am a mature bird!"

"I am anxious, I am anxious." Zhao Han smiled.

Xiao Ba was angry and waved his wings with his teeth and claws: "I don't have it! I just don't have it!"

"Xiao Ba! Come and play too!" Guo Guo put his hands on his waist, stepped on the football, and waved to Xiao Ba repeatedly.

Xiao Ba turned his head and said, "Humph! I'm not coming."

"Xiao Ba, catch the ball!" Guo Guo kicked the ball up and flew right in Xiao Ba's direction.

Xiao Ba ignored it.

But as the ball got closer, it flapped its wings and flew out and hit it with its head, and the football flew back immediately.

Then it took a parabola and fell accurately into the basket that Xing Xing and the others used as a goal.

"Wow! Xiao Ba!""Ba is awesome!" Guoguo cheered.

Xiao Ba raised his head proudly.

Xingxing shouted: "Xiao Ba, come on!"

"Since you are begging me so hard, I will reluctantly play with you." Xiao Ba was also a dead tsundere, and flew over after he finished speaking.

Then he flew around at low altitude, having more fun than anyone else: "Pass the ball to me! Give it to me!"

He said no, but his body was very honest.

Half an hour later, Zhao Jiang came out: "Guoguo Xingxing, stop playing, wash your hands and eat."

"Oh, it's time to eat, it's time to eat! "

Guoguo, Xingxing, Gungun, and Jiji immediately dropped the ball and lined up to wash their hands beside the water tank.

Dahuang quickly took the two puppies to fetch their dog bowls and wait for dinner.

Zhang Dabiao and others moved tables, took benches, and distributed bowls and chopsticks.

A few minutes later, in the yard, two tables were full of people, or three tables to be exact.

Xiao Ba, Gungun, Jiji, Dahuang, Xiaohei and Xiaohua, six pets, formed a circle on the ground.

Well, they also count as one table.

"Let's toast Uncle Zhao first, and wish him good health and all the best. "Zhang Dabiao stood up.

Everyone picked up their glasses and stood up.

Guoguo and Xingxing held two drinks.

Zhao Jiang smiled from ear to ear, and the wrinkles on his face were stretched. This scene made the old man very happy.

When people get old, they like this kind of scene.

The night breeze is blowing, and the small courtyard is as warm as before.

……………

Qingshi Town, Yang Xue's home.

In the bedroom, Yang Xue was wearing a white lace suspender nightgown, her skin was as white as jade, and the deep ravines were looming, and her big white legs were crossed. Together.

There are many kiss marks on the exposed skin.

These are all the marks left by Zhao Han at noon.

At this time, she has a smile on her face, and she is skillfully knitting a super small backpack with wool.

There is a monkey pattern on the backpack.

Yes, she is working overtime to knit small bags for Jiji and Gungun to carry their mobile phones.

Zhao Han mentioned it during the chat, and she remembered it in her heart. What she bought is not as good as what she knitted by herself.

After all, she also likes a few small animals.