Salty fish learn to play technology

On the outskirts of Deep City, a Carade and a suitcase are running strangely at 130 yards per hour.

The cars that were overtaken along the way couldn’t help but begin to doubt life.

“Even if I was overtaken by Escalade, a suitcase actually overtook me? Am I on an alien planet? ”

“I definitely didn’t wake up, no, I need to catch up on sleep first.”

“Wife, let me tell you, I just saw a suitcase open to 130 yards.”

“Husband, let’s go to the fourth courtyard on the weekend.”

“Isn’t that a mental hospital? Oh, I’m telling the truth, I don’t have a neuropathy. ”

“Husband, don’t get excited, you must be under too much pressure, and you won’t be allowed to pay public food every day in the future.”

“······” Damn, I can’t explain it yet!

At this point, Escalade honked his horn furiously.

Zhang Wei couldn’t help but ask the system suspiciously: “How does he mean by this?” ”

The system was silent for a moment, “According to the Internet, this is the other party sending you a drag racing invitation.” ”

“Drag racing? He’s neurotic, racing with a suitcase? ”

System: “Where the hell did you get the courage to say this?” Why is he racing with you, don’t you have a point in your heart? ”

“Mom, it’s great to drive a luxury car, and Xiaoye is racing, Xiaoye is not racing, you don’t know how many eyes Ma Wang Ye has.”

System: “Who is Ma Wangye?” ”

Zhang Wei… Is that the point?

“Luggage, let’s dry up. Accelerate acceleration. ”

However, a minute passed, and the suitcase was still level with Escalade.

“What’s going on? Why don’t you speed up? ”

Luggage…” I’m as fast as 130, plus a ball! ”

“130 at the fastest?” Zhang Wei couldn’t help but ask.

Luggage…” Shouldn’t you ask yourself this question? Is this your own design? ”

“Well, it seems to be, but why can you still talk?”

“It’s not that you installed the intelligent voice function for me, saying that someone will talk to you when you travel.”

Zhang Wei blinked suddenly, “Did I say that?” ”

System: “Host, I won’t laugh at you, after all, single dogs can only travel with suitcases.” ”

Zhang Wei… Who knows how to turn this system off.

“Then why don’t you usually talk?”

“Is that what I should do with a suitcase?” How deeply do you misunderstand the trunk? ”

The suitcase was completely gone.

Zhang Wei…

“So what now? This car honks its horn all the time. ”

Just as Zhang Wei was in trouble, a piercing siren sounded.

“The driverless car in front and the speeding suitcase immediately pulled over.”

Zhang Wei…

Anchor…

Barrage…

“Driverless car?”

“Hahaha, laugh at me, how short are you loli? Can’t you see anyone outside the car? ”

“Speeding suitcase?”

“Ask for the psychological shadow area of the police uncle.”

“I feel sorry for Uncle Policeman for a second.”

Looking at these barrages, the loli anchor’s face was puffed up.

Zhang Wei was at a loss at this time.

“Why did the police tell me to stop?”

Luggage: “Why did you stop, didn’t you have a point in your heart?” ”

When Zhang Wei and the loli anchor stopped one after another, a group of policemen suddenly rushed over like a big enemy.

When they encounter a driverless car, a suitcase that can run 130, can they not be nervous!

At this moment, the Escalade car door suddenly opened, and then a little loli jumped out of the car

Seeing her, the police were dumbfounded for a while.

It turns out that there are people in the car!

But without waiting for them to breathe a sigh of relief, they hurriedly looked at Zhang Wei again.

Although the car is not driverless, the trunk is definitely fine!

“You are not allowed to come, hold your head in your hands.”

Zhang Wei… Why don’t I just take my suitcase and rush to the road? How do you feel like you see aliens?

System…

Luggage…

“What are you? What is the purpose of coming to Earth? ”

Zhang Wei… What purpose did God come to earth?

“My name is Zhang Wei, and I am an earthling.”

Police… Just seemed to say something was missing.

“Wait a minute, you said your name is Zhang Wei?”

“Yes!” Zhang Wei replied with a strange look.

“That Zhang Wei who participated in “The Strongest Brain”?”

“Well, it should be!”

“It turned out to be Zhang Shen! That’s no wonder. ”

Suddenly, a policeman said with a look of his own.

His colleagues are all black lines, what the hell are you talking about?

“He’s Zhang Shen, the one who can fly in today’s video.”

Zhang Wei… Is my reputation already so bad?

System: “When did your reputation improve?” ”

This time, the rest of the policemen suddenly remembered, and then looked Zhang Wei up and down a few times and asked, “Then what is the situation?” ”

Zhang Wei pondered for a moment, and then said with a deep face: “I said that I was kidnapped by my family’s suitcase, do you believe it?” ”

Everyone… Believe you big-headed ghost!