Salty fish learn to play technology

On the outskirts of the city, the atmosphere was very awkward for a while, and the police did not know how to answer for a while.

Kidnapped by a suitcase? Is this like words?

At this moment, a voice came.

“So your conscience doesn’t hurt?”

Hearing this voice, many policemen at the scene couldn’t help but be silent in unison, and at the same time looked at the suitcase next to Zhang Wei’s feet with a strange face.

The voice just now officially came from there.

“Hey, hey, is it really appropriate for you to tear down your boss’s desk like this?” Zhang Wei said immediately.

“Then you can’t spew blood like this.”

The trunk immediately counterattacked.

Police… Nima, is this suitcase really fine? You actually quarrel with people!

Not only the police, but also the loli anchor who came over with his mobile phone was also startled, and the live broadcast room exploded directly at this moment.

“I lean, are the suitcases of the Zhang Shen family so different?”

“I was actually pinned by a suitcase.”

“Is this suitcase really fine?”

“Uncle Police is already about to pull out a gun.”

“Kneel to Zhang Shen.”

At this time, Zhang Wei’s police fan’s face was a little unnatural.

Your suitcase is also too evil, right?

At this time, it was the loli anchor who interrupted this strange quarrel.

I saw her spread out her two small short legs, hurriedly ran to Zhang Wei, and shouted with a look of adoration

“Are you really Zhang Shen? I’m a fan of yours and it’s such a pleasure to meet you. ”

When Zhang Wei heard this, he couldn’t help but turn his head.

“How happy?”

Loli anchor: “??? ”

How happy is it? What the hell is this problem?

The barrage was directly laughing at this moment.

“It’s still that recipe, it’s still that cheap taste.”

“Sure, this is Zhang Shen himself, there is no doubt.”

“Loli estimates that her brain is down.”

Fortunately, at this time, the police finally came to his senses and hurriedly spoke: “This gentleman, according to the relevant laws of our country, you are suspected of dangerous driving.” ”

Zhang Wei interrupted him suddenly, “According to which law?” ”

Police… I don’t know which law it is.

“According to the Traffic Act.”

“But dangerous driving is regulated by the Criminal Code, right?”

Police… I really want to hit someone!

“Then according to the Criminal Code.”

“However, in the Criminal Law, dangerous driving refers to driving a motor vehicle on the road, violating the relevant regulations and endangering public safety. But I didn’t drive a motor vehicle? Can a suitcase be considered a motor vehicle? ”

Police… I was speechless, so angry!

“If that’s the case, can I go?”

Seeing that the policeman was speechless, Zhang Wei immediately spoke again.

Police…

The loli anchor finally came to her senses at this time, and hurriedly shouted: “Wait a minute, Zhang Shen, let’s go together!” ”

Police…” You give me back. ”

Loli anchor…” Can’t you talk about Zhang Shen, just come to bully me? ”

Police… Is it really appropriate for you to be so prickly?

“You have just been speeding and are suspected of dangerous driving. Also, are you an adult? Do you have a driver’s license? ”

The loli anchor suddenly puffed out her mouth and shouted: “I’m an adult, I also have a driver’s license, and I just drove 130 yards, where is the danger?” ”

“Dangerous driving is driving a vehicle to chase and race, and you have just been chasing someone else, so you are suspected of dangerous driving.”

“Then why is Zhang Shen okay?”

Police… I would also like to know.

“You don’t care about others, now please come back to the police station with us.”

“To the police station? Is it so serious? I’m just going overboard. The loli anchor suddenly shouted.

At this time, Zhang Wei, who had already left, stopped when he heard this.

“You just said that dangerous driving is going to follow you back to the police station?”

Police…” Be! ”

“Then I’ll go back with you.”

Police… Are you kidding me?

When the loli anchor heard this, her attitude immediately changed: “Then I will also go back to the police station with you.” ”

Police… I’m afraid I didn’t meet two fools today.

At this time, Zhang Wei’s fan policeman couldn’t help but smile bitterly: “Zhang Shen, what are you doing?” ”

As a fan, he naturally does not want Zhang Wei to make trouble, although it is not a big deal, the situation is not serious, at most he will educate and fine a little money.

So just now the police turned a blind eye and let him go.

He Cheng thought that he actually ran back by himself.

When Zhang Wei heard this, he immediately said: “What, isn’t it impossible to get a taxi here?” I didn’t have any money with me, so I thought I would just let you take me to the bureau. ”

Police… Are you planning to rub a free car?

Loli anchor…

Barrage: …

Your brain circuit is really different!

PS: There are two more, the word count is very embarrassing, can’t change more!