Shake the Carrot if You Are Caught by the Devil

71 – Lucky Day (2) Poker

A while ago.

It was unexpected that the poker face did not work for the naive devil.

“Huh? Really? Are you really going to pull it out?”

Every time she touched a card other than the Joker, she asked with a natural face.

“Yes. I will do this.”

The Demon King was a matchmaker who was surprisingly unshakable.

-Shororok

The demon king put together a puzzle one by one. In the end, I faced a situation where a Joker and a diamond 7 were left in her hand.

-Swoop

The Demon King, who was worried about biting his nails, stretched out his white hand for the Diamond 7 card.

‘If I lose this, I will die.’

“Do you have any regrets?”

“… Huh?”

“If this is wrong, an arrow will fly to your heart. Do you still not regret it?”

“Yes. You can catch it.”

“… No. That’s not what…”

I tried to turn the devil’s mind around by wasting time, but the devil’s hand was already in front of the card.

-Shock.

“…Why are you changing seats?”

“Oh, my hand slipped…”

-Socks

No.

“Oh! It’s a diamond 7! Is this over?”

“…..”

The demon king sees my already ruined poker face, throws cards and jumps.

“Win! I won!”

-Tong, Tong

This is the first time I lost by luck. The demon lord, who emits thrill in all directions, bounced back and forth like a bouncy ball in the castle.

‘…Wouldn’t that be nice?’

Looking at her laughing and seeing her win for the first time with her luck, her tension from a moment ago disappeared, and her mood improved along with me.

About 5 seconds.

“Come here. I have to settle!”

…!

That line, apparently I said a few months ago, in the second game she and her played, oak barrel roulette.

“Uh-huh. How long have I been waiting for this day!”

Then, the bouncy ball demon king grabbed his hand and jumped out like a hare.

– Cheolpuddeok.

Her tension rose, and her foot got twisted and she fell noisily. The impact knocked a black book off the shelf in her storage room.

-Gap

When I listened to it, I saw a crooked font on the cover. It is the devil’s handwriting.

“… What is this? Just… night… notes?”

“Wait a minute! Give it back!”

-Wack

I opened her cover and read her front page before she stood up close.

This is a notebook in which my pain is written. Until one day I get my revenge… I’m going to write down everything that violent kid hit me.

Oak barrel roulette on the first day

Today, the boy who came as an intruder won ten times in a row at oak barrel roulette, and she beat ten times in one night. Even though I’m a woman and pretty, they didn’t look at me at all. It buzzed whenever a beetle fell on its forehead. It was so painful and resentful that I wanted to fire a beam of light without even realizing it.

Then he suddenly asked me to do a spanking match with 10 people at once. After I thought about it for a bit, he said with a mean face that I was a coward, so I accepted the match.

By the way… Maybe he used some evil black magic, and I ended up losing again. And this bad guy, when I told him not to look at me and hit me, he really assaulted me without mercy. There’s a prickly pear on my forehead! One, tom! Two generations… I felt like I was about to burst out crying again when I accumulated up to four generations, but I held it in.

I endured it well, but I had no choice but to quit at the age of eight. If I had been hit more, I would have surely died.

—

Underneath her was written in detail her record of her spanking bet with her.

…

“That, that… It’s not because I’m vengeful… Ki, just to keep a record. Yes, I wrote it a long time ago… When I was in the middle of a spanking game with you…”

“What black magic! If you wrote it, you wrote it. And the game was all you asked me to play!”

“Who said what!? These notes were just written to motivate me to practice the game even harder!”

“Don’t f*ck! Hatred vibrates! Have you been working hard to kill me all this time!?”

“Wow! Gee, sh*t? That’s a bad word! To me, to my favorite friend in the world! Did you just say something bad!?”

“Did you sharpen your blade for revenge to your friend who said that you would like to sleep in the same bed for the rest of your life? Are you humid?”

“Eh, shady!? eee You-you then… I… Are you saying you hate me!?”

“It’s nice.”

“Me too!”

-Poljjak

I was embraced by the demon king. As soon as she was talking passionately in my arms, the steam pack quickly stopped.

Innocent.

This is it. Now, if you seduce her, whose sensibilities are now full, you will be able to escape from the scene of her slaughter.

… By the way, I never thought I’d write a note like this.

“Let’s never fight again betting on spanking.”

I looked down at the demon king’s pretty face and said.

“Umm. No.”

*

Oh.

“What?”

“No. Was it just me who was hit hard all this time? You have to get mad sometimes too. Oh, and again, it’s not revenge.”

That’s revenge.

“Is my friend talking a lot today? Now, come here!”

“Sleep, hold on!”

In the meantime, the night that has sent many strong players into the goal is slowly approaching.

…

Should I ask him to adjust his strength?

No, no.

A few days ago.

-Oooh, the handle of the knife is broken again… I must have gripped it too hard by mistake.

-…

– Huh? Why do you fall before eating? Cold?

– No.

-… Why do you say honorifics?

Begging to control the demon lord’s mighty power and hit him is tantamount to pachinko. Yeah, maybe it won’t die, and it won’t hurt too much.

But there is definitely a risk of dying. I cannot risk my life on an uncertain gamble.

In that case, should I go for persuasion? I might die because I’m weak.

If you said so…

-So you were playing games with me thinking that you would only hit me hard and that you wouldn’t get hit at all? Was I just a punching bag that could be assaulted and slept without limit?

…

Let’s just use the method we usually use.

“Let’s ask more.”

“Ask for more?”

“Let’s ask and go with a double. So, I’ll give you one credit for this one. From now on…”

“Umm, no. Just hit me Isn’t there a saying that if you save it, it becomes a carrot?”

!

‘No, f*ck!’

The demon king who has the ability to learn. It comes with a strange proverb. Depending on her today, the naive girl doesn’t come over well.

“Now, now. Once it’s right Let’s play the next game!”

There is no next time.

“Stop it. Wait for a sec.”

-Swoop

I can’t do this. Something more to bribe.

I can’t help it.

“Paper dolls!”

“… Huh?”

A long time ago, like when I first met the demon king, when the hand came very close to the night, I shouted.

“If you bury this one, next time you win, I’ll give you one origami doll in addition to one.”

…

“… Knock.”

The demon king swallowed his saliva. For the girl who plays with her paper house every day, it must be a sweet offer she can’t refuse.

‘… Damn it.’

The last time I was kicked out because I had a cold. Yellow clothes given to me by the Demon King. It’s a surprise gift I made as a token of my appreciation…

‘I thought I’d solve it now.’

She didn’t like the idea of using one of her cards here to make her happy, but she couldn’t help it.

You don’t have to lose.

“What do you want to do? You say you are invincible today?”

“….. Umm”

The demon king’s hesitant red eyes spun round and round. She puts the gift of paper cranes and her party’s revenge on the scales, and she immediately finishes her resolution, she says.

“Yes! Good!”

*

“Can I, as a minion, decide the next game?”

“Ha, sewage?”

“Of course not. Because you are better than me.”

“Kee hee hee. Good. Good. Don’t do that. You should play a card game instead.”

The arrogant demon king allowed it.

So the game I chose was poker.

As with other trump card games, of course, the element of luck dominates.

When it comes to winning one round, one round.

In the end, what allows you to survive for a long time on this floor is your cool-headed judgment that allows you to quickly withdraw your foot in a losing game and pull out and eat everything in a winning game.

… Said in a gambling cartoon.

“If the same number is lined up…”

“Yes, yes.”

A demon king with extraordinary hair. I explained the rules and genealogy once, but I understood it at once.

“So if I straight A, 2, 3, 4, 5 of spades and you straight A, 2, 3, 4, 5 of spades, who will win?”

“Usually it’s a draw in that case, but in my country, the order of spades, diamonds, hearts, and clubs is strong.”

“Aha. Spades are the strongest.”

Assuming even special circumstances, the rules are meticulously captured.

‘But.’

Being smart and being cool-headed are two different things. It’s hard to imagine that a demon king, who is emotional and sometimes childlike, would accept his sh*t and give up his money and leave.

“Kee hee hee. I think it would be so much fun. Too.”

“Uh. Me too. Then, shall I turn?”

I discarded all the foolish thoughts that I hoped my friend would win by luck at least once. Now I have no choice but to fight with all my might. If she whines, just give her a hug and comfort her.

*

The first hand has been turned.

&6, &K, &7, ◆7

From the start, a good hand with nothing to discard came into play. A pair of 7 was caught, with all 5 patterns possibly going for the same flush.

“Huh? Won’t you change too?”

“Yes! I like this!”

You can change one of the first four cards as per the rules, but the demon king seems to have a decent hand like me.

‘… Did you catch something like 1,2,3,5? Or two pair?’

Beginners may mistakenly think that they are aiming for a straight hand with the above hand or that they have made a full house with two pair. She is always positive and her head is a flower garden, and she will be no different.

“Let’s bet. Do you want to start with it?”

For the money to be spent in the game, I brought the banknotes I made at the last class of Marvel. Each player starts with 10,000 gold.

The betting system originally had halves and quarts, but the game proceeded simply if the other party could pay as much as he bet, and if not, he decided to surrender in the game and pay only 100 gold for the game.

“Yes. I’ll take 3,000 gold then.”

“Kuk!!”

Hearing the billion-sounding amount, I felt as if I had been slapped in the back of the head by Nine.

“That, that much!?”

“Yes. Why?”

I had a lot of thoughts about exchanging some money in moderation and killing him slowly. Why do you sleep early in the evening, what is it?

… No way the demon king.

The Demon King is engaging in psychological warfare?

“Hee hee, the picture is pretty.”

This morning, the demon lord who put buffs on paper cranes, and even now, while talking about pictures, implicitly said that one of his cards was J, Q, and K. Psychological warfare?

‘… That can’t be.’

The one she received must have been a good card. Might be at least triple.

‘Let’s not act like guests.’

A while ago, I said that I was emotional when I saw the demon king, and that he was like a child, but the fact that I guess that such a naive demon king is engaging in psychological warfare is proof that I am thinking emotionally myself.

“Die.”

“…Why, why?”

The demon king was startled by the sudden curse.

“Dying in the game…”

“…What? Are you surrendering already? Then, the 100 gold you paid for the participation fee is mine?”

“Yes.”

“Yahoo!”

Yes, how can a demon king who is excited about having only 100 gold for the participation fee be able to have such an innocent-looking poker face?

*

After that.

“3000 Gold!”

“Die.”

“2000 Gold!”

“Die.”

“2500 Gold!”

“Porridge.”

…

Is this woman really betting?

“Here.”

“You keep dying? Are you out of luck?”

“…”

“Kee hee hee. 7 Consecutive wins.”

The demon king, who ate 700 gold for the participation fee, sighed. When she hears that she is out of luck, her feelings are also new.

The search war is over. The Demon King has never changed a card until now. It was just hanging out. Maybe you don’t understand the rules properly.

From the next round, I go at my own pace, no matter how many gold she bet. She won’t get caught up in it any longer.

“Kee hee hee. It’s so easy. Are you very narrow?”

“Don’t use that word.”

You are truly lost. Let’s cheer up

*

◆J, &J, ♧J, &A

Come.

“3000 Gold!”

“Call.”

I accepted her bold bet without fear for the first time. If you can’t even eat a plate like this, you won’t be able to stretch out your hand once in your life and get beaten up.

“… Whoops. Are you strong?”

The demon king, who paid a lot of money as a habit, hesitated for a while. She must be saying that her hand isn’t perfect yet.

‘Full house, four cards if you’re really lucky, J-triple even if you’re really unlucky.’

Triple is by no means a weak hand. As it is, even if you play directly with these four cards without additional cards, you will hardly lose.

The next card was dealt. &3 It wasn’t a meaningful card.

“3000 Gold.”

“….. Huh?”

I wonder if this guy only has 3000 gold to speak?

“Call.”

I can’t back down from here. For the first bet, you’re holding three Js, but you’re afraid to leave?

I’d rather beg the demon lord to do a striptease, so it’s better to do something that hasn’t happened so far.

*

Her stakes skyrocketed in an instant, and because of her, all fortunes in an instant became all-in-game.

Now we are waiting for the seventh card, the last one.

And I don’t have a significant hand in the first J-triple. Things are going uneasy.

“I will play the last card.”

“No. I’ll do it.”

I’m afraid she’ll take on the role of a dealer and get cheated on. I turned the last chapter.

“… Whoops.”

The demon king’s expression is not good. Fortunately, it seems that the terrible disaster is not complete. With that reaction, wouldn’t it be possible to win with a triple?

‘I’m still anxious.’

A meaningful card must come out here, something that will complete the hand. I don’t even want four cards. Full house, come out, full house.

I carefully flipped the covered card, just as I did when I checked the website for college admission results.

“…”

-Gulp

-Swoop

“…”

…♤J

“… I’m sorry. I won.”

I won.

It’s not even a full house, four cards are complete.

‘…Was it too serious?’

It was thrilling for a moment, but I didn’t feel so happy after robbing the demon king. Even more so when I see her wringing out her cards with regret.

“… Whoops.”

Unfortunately, the Great Demon King was downcast. In the meantime, he was about to lose all of his money, which he had saved by 100 won…

I even felt an unknown guilt. As if he was arm wrestling with his niece and daughter-in-law on a holiday, but he grabbed the edge of the table and smashed it with all his might, feeling guilty.

‘Let’s make a paper doll later.’

Yes. You can sleep in your bed all day long. I’m sure it will come right off.

-Sueuk

I want to wipe out the collected betting money. The devil asked

“Huh? Why take it Did I lose?”

“… Uh. Sorry. I am four-card.”

“What? What!?”

The demon king’s eyes widened. Losing the will to fight due to the gap that is probably unreachable…

“You, are you also a four card?”

“… What?”

The face of the demon king, who thought there was nothing more to look at, was revealed.

K four cards.

“… Huh? If so, am I higher? Because K is higher than J and you are J four.”

The wad of bills in my hand spilled out. No, it’s not even my bill anymore.

…

“…Why were you sad at the end?”

I saw it clearly. When she received the last card, her expression was a regret that something that should have been completed was not completed.

“Look at this, look at this. There were two copies of 6, so I was going to make three copies of four, but unfortunately it didn’t work out.”

…

You were aiming for a palace, not a full house.

No, drawing four cards and making such a nonchalant expression?

“…But do you know how few four cards you get?”

When I looked at the probability table that was documented in the past, I remember that it was less than 0.05 Percent.

You said you received such a genealogy and managed your expression casually?

One of the two. Either the pure devil is a master of poker face, or he is ignorant of the value of four cards.

“Huh? Did you come in four chapters from the beginning? So you bet a lot of money! Hee hee.”

…

“What?”

“I kept coming in four at a time. The front board, and the front board.”

…

Does that make sense?

“hehehe. Then, with this, you add two… One more paper doll.”

“…”

Is this the unlucky demon king I used to know? Today’s demon king was very lucky.

If she used to be inexplicably lucky, it was the opposite now.

I’m scared at this point.

Maybe she really is.

I wonder if I’m really using all my lifelong luck here.