Shake the Carrot if You Are Caught by the Devil

72 – Lucky Day (3)

The great festival of the demon king that will never happen again.

To date, she has accumulated 12 units.

I feel like I’m f*cked up.

And maybe even the demon king.

…

You have to win.

She’s second to her, and if she’s left to spend all her luck like this, she’ll be in for a truly irreversible catastrophe.

… For example.

-Ah! My character that I’ve been growing!!

Little Farm characters being deleted again.

-You were hiding in a place like this, Demon King.

-You, are you a trumpeter!? I erased my memory and sent it out. Why are you here again!

-The Nephilim. Fire magician. I will introduce myself with this instead.

-Flame!

– No! Don’t burn my paper house!

The Nephilim come back and burn the demon king’s paper house with fire.

– Huh? Why do you have a paper crane hanging around your neck?

– Huh? Who are you? Ahem. This is no ordinary origami crane. It turns into a game.

-There can be no such thing. I’d rather believe in Santa.

-… What?

-That’s a lie.

-Koo Goong

Something like a son of a b*tch who doesn’t know how to report and tells the secret about the paper crane and the camera to the devil.

Anxiety about such things boils over.

I’m not overdoing it now. Looking at the devil’s usual misfortune, it is very natural to imagine this.

*

I couldn’t get an estimate for poker. The demon king made four cards as casually as he would make an ice dragon.

… Making ice dragons easy doesn’t really make sense.

The ice dragon that Dorothy had carved with magical power for 3 weeks was smaller in size and less powerful than the ice dragon that the demon king created in 5 seconds.

… Well, anyway, the moment the demon king, who had been tossing his four cards like popping, pulled out a rotiple, he had no choice but to lower his tail in poker.

Though that’s how I came back to catching thieves.

-Socks

“Boom! Joker again. Then it’s my turn this time.”

-Socks

“Boom! Joker!”

-Socks

“Boom! Boom!”

-Socks

“Kyaa! Won again! How many wins in a row is this!? How many paper dolls are there!”

It’s not some melon city. If you draw right, there are cards to draw on the left, and if you draw left, there are cards to draw on the right.

A demon king who is so unlucky that even if he falls backwards, his nose will be broken and the stock he invested in will be delisted.

But today she is too strong. And whether it is true that luck is relative, her opponent, I, is being robbed in real time.

Twelve generations.

I’m already dead. She is playing a game with a corpse. And she couldn’t have manners like that of a demon lord.

“Give me that box.”

Isn’t there a secret in that fortune-telling box? If this happens, I will also try to draw a fortune.

“Kee hee hee. Do you want to try it?”

“Yes. Give me that.”

I took off the fortune-telling paper card that the demon king was attaching to my forehead, put it in a box, shook it, and pulled it out.

You’re not very lucky today! Something out of the ordinary will happen! You might encounter cabbage worms or nasty intruders stepping on your carpet! You might even stick a dinosaur head through the teddy bear’s torso. Hee hee.

A fortune-telling box made by a demon king whose name is quite sinister. In addition to her good fortune, it seems that mine was also unlucky.

“This is a sh*t game. Damn box.”

“Uh-huh. It’s not like that. Look Carefully!”

The demon king who took the box from me places it on top of his head and dances around in circles.

“… What are you doing?”

“Shhh, three jumps are important here.”

And with a serious face, he jumps bean, bean, bean three times in place. Put on a show Come out like that…

“Tada, this will bring you great luck!”

Is a gun.

“… It probably has nothing to do with the dance, it’s just because you’re lucky.”

“Would you like to talk back? Do you want to settle the bill right now?”

“Now that you say that, I think the dance might be important.”

“Am-am, not like that. I will decide the next game.”

The demon king took my hand, no, the corpse, with a majestic appearance.

*

-Several billions

-Pyong!

Rangple gank jumped up as soon as the knife was inserted. Oh, and of course on my turn.

“Uh-huh-huh!”

The demon king was filled with happiness. He dances like a jellyfish with the two-time soccer kick Rangple Gank.

“Hee hee hee! I won again!”

The demon king, who has shaken off all his sorrow and oppression, smiles happily as he recalls the paper dolls about to pour out. Or it reminded me of my reddened forehead.

‘…’

It’s scary.

Of course it’s scary for me to get beat up, but it’s much more unsettling that the demon king’s luck is awkwardly good.

“You know.”

“Huh?”

I told the demon king who was preparing for the second game by putting the Rangple Gangk back into the barrel.

“Let’s stop now.”

“… Huh?”

…

As if the tape had cut, the joy disappeared from the demon king’s face.

“… Jae, isn’t it funny?”

The demon king asked with an anxious face.

‘No! It’s not like that…’

Beating aside is second to none.

Here, he even said openly, ‘I’m worried that you, who always lost because of lack of luck, are strangely lucky today.’

…

“…Ugh.”

It came out again. The devil’s pitiful face. The demon king of the past, who had always been beaten, cried, and was depressed because of his bad luck, appeared before his eyes as an illusion.

-… Whoops. Got caught again I got trampled by a Brachiosaurus again.

-You can hit it when it’s time. Because I lost… I’m out of luck.

-… hehehe. I can’t see anything like a star. That you have

…

‘What should I do?’

The Demon King put his hand into that box every morning, long before I came, but it must have taken only bad things like the fiery fiery zodiac I picked up today.

The lucky day that the demon king has been waiting for for a long time. Is it right to forcefully end this short day that may never come again?

“Mi, I’m sorry. I guess I’m just too excited like a child.”

She put a

Lucky paper plaque on her forehead and smiled all over her room, but she became sullen.

… Wow.

The Demon Lord, a Thoroughbred of the pitiful realm. Look at those watery red eyes. The pink lips that sway, the soft cheeks that swell and sink like quail alpries…

It’s so pitiful that I can’t keep my eyes open.

‘Just do what he wants.’

It is just a delusion and anxiety in my brain that I think that just because I am lucky, I will have bad luck later. It might just be a lucky day.

“That, let’s stop?… Don’t you want to play? Now?”

The demon king hesitantly speaks.

“Let’s play another game other than this oak barrel…”

“… hehehe. Was it like that? I thought you were upset again because you kept losing! You’re a jerk!”

“Reflection.”

“Oh, childish. I can’t even use reflection magic.”

“I am a little childish. Let’s write each room from today. And pay back the 200 king potatoes you lent me the other day by today. Friendship travel shop with Langplegank.”

“I’m sorry. Friend. Committed a mortal sin Do you want to slap me?”

“Does anyone have anything to do? Let’s eat and continue, okay?”

“Yes! Okay.”

He said while touching the demon king’s horn. The Demon King secretly likes to touch his horn because he doesn’t know when the automatic defense buff will attack his head.

“But you look really pretty today.”

“Kee hee hee. Thank you. But you are twenty-seven and have twenty-seven paper dolls.”

Sheesh, it doesn’t work.

*

“Oh! Oh!”

The demon king who was making fried eggs screamed.

“Why is that?”

Looking closer, I saw that the eggs were being fried on the sizzling pan…

It was a twin egg.

“… Ugh. Finally… Uhhh… Uhhhhh…”

The demon king, who is deeply moved, has hot tears running down his cheeks.

Every time the king cooked eggs, he prayed lowly, saying, ‘Please make a pair of eggs today’. The Demon King is trembling in disbelief when he sees twin eggs he has only seen in books and has never seen in his life.

“uuu… I live hard, so days like this come. Sniff.”

…Don’t talk like that with eggs.

But having watched her demon king for the past few months, I couldn’t help but congratulate her.

“That would be nice. You. You have succeeded.”

He imitated the tone of her demon lord and lifted her up.

“Thank you. Sniff, what a beautiful night.”

The demon wiping the tears off my clothes. It must have been a gift of clothes to use as a walking towel.

“Wait. It will be finished soon.”

*

“…Why is this? Eat you.”

“No. I really want to give it to you.”

The Demon King did not break his will to give me the fried twin eggs he had longed for.

“I really eat you. Do you want to eat?”

“Umm, no matter how much I am, I can’t concede just this time. Eat quickly. Before you get scolded.”

I can’t accept that fried egg because I know what it means to the devil. When you become nice.

“I can’t help it if you use a group like that. It’s decided by rock-paper-scissors.”

“… You kept avoiding Rock Paper Scissors all this time? Do it today? Cowardly About 0.1 Nine.”

“What did you just say?”

“Nothing.”

The words were a bit harsh.

“Now that it’s done, eat this.”

“Ah, you eat… Huh? My arm doesn’t move.”

It’s telekinesis magic. Boy It seems that the frequency of relying on magic is increasing these days.

“Now, let’s say ah. If you want to get scolded later, you have to eat now. There is a proverb that says that a ghost who ate and died has good words.”

“Is there a proverb like that? No, wait, then let’s split it in half.”

“He’s talking about big trouble! That’s not a double egg.”

I don’t know what the two of them are doing with one fried egg, but I couldn’t eat that egg alone, which might have been all her luck.

After arguing for a long time, they finally decided to play rock-paper-scissors because they couldn’t overcome her helplessness. After all, it is a f*cking world where the sword is stronger than the pen.

-Gulp

“… Uh, how is it?”

Hmm… The devil’s luck tastes like this.

“It just tastes like fried eggs…”

-Angel

“It is so delicious. I feel like crying Can I accept something so precious? It is a taste you will never forget.”

“Hee hee! I love it. It’s full of good things.”

Let’s swallow the egg, the devil’s cheeks are blushing and he puts a calyx on the table.

“Uh-huh. Why am I so lucky?”

Then, in a state of extreme narcissism, he takes a calyx.

Let’s roughly match the rhythm.

“… That’s right. It was really great today.”

“Kee hee hee. Not just today.”

…?

What are you saying?

“… Ah, you’re not usually lucky.”

“hehehe. Since you came Every day is full of luck.”

…

“… Huh?”

What the hell. What luck was there to you, who is always unlucky.

“You give me a lot of presents and play with me every day… hehehe. Do you remember the first time you played chess with me?”

“I remember.”

“Before that, I played double roles by myself every day. I thought as I pulled out the lucky box every day. If luck comes out, won’t I have a friend to play with? Do. But it happened before I even pulled it out. I’ve been lucky ever since you came.”

…

She is proud.

In such a dark and remote place, always surrounded by the danger of death, the affirmation that says that every day is full of luck.

“Kee-hee… I don’t know what you might think…”

“Same thing.”

“…”

“Me too, coming into this tower and meeting you is my greatest luck.”

“… hehehe. So good. Me.”

“Turn off the buff.”

“Where?”

“Ball.”

“Yes.”

-Casting Casting

He said while kneading the cheeks of her buffed glutinous rice cake.

“You won’t find anything this soft anywhere in the world. So good.”

“Shihihi, you can do it whenever you want”

The demon lord murmurs in incomprehensible words.

Let’s spend time playing and chatting with the demon lord in a good atmosphere. So that there is no backlash to her good luck, which was good all day today. And when tomorrow comes after midnight, it will be the same as usual.

It was when I was thinking about that.

-Dit-ring, t-ring, t-ring.

An intruder alarm sounded.

“… Long time no see.”

“Sure.”

Let the demon king open a translucent screen.

I saw faces I knew there.