Shameless Warlock

Vol 2 Chapter 20: Comrade police, I want to surrender!

   Giant Panda Breeding Base.

  In an office.

   The breeder is being questioned and taught.

   "What's the matter? How come a giant panda disappears out of thin air when it's good to serve it?"

   The leader does not believe it.

   The breeder grievedly spread his hands: "Smile has always been like this. It has no sense of existence since it was born. Even her parents often forget her in the corner. She is obviously twins, but usually we only seem to remember her brother."

   "Similar things have happened several times before. Sometimes I suddenly think of it and smile?"

   "Then she can be found in some weird places, but something is not right today. We also watched the video just now. She ran to a corner that the surveillance could not see and suddenly disappeared!"

   The leader touched his head and pondered for a moment: "This matter must be properly resolved."

   "I want to inform... By the way, what is the name of the disappearing panda you just mentioned?"

   The breeder showed a confused look: "Forgot..."

   "Giant panda? Huh? Has any giant panda disappeared? I'll check it again."

ten minutes later.

   "Leader, all the pandas seem to be there." The breeder excitedly compared the roster to the pandas.

   The leader heaved a sigh of relief: "It's good to be, it's good to be."

   "Little young people are unreliable when they do things. They are shocked, really."

   "How could the giant panda disappear!"

  ……

   In the garage.

   Xu Nan was really surprised.

He has only seen this large carnivore in a zoo since he was a child. It has a bite force comparable to that of a brown bear. It runs at an altitude of two kilometers above sea level and can run as fast as Liu Xiang. It can climb 20 to 30 meters in tree climbing. A powerful creature that can easily swim in water, can sit and play with three or four wolves, and has an overwhelming comprehensive force value!

   It’s just that compared to the cuteness of Mengmenda, its powerful combat effectiveness has been ignored.

   In ancient times, pandas can be called iron-eaters. They are very aggressive, waiting for humans, and absolutely their opponents.

   Such an animal actually makes a living by selling cuteness, which shows how real this face-seeking world is.

   Just now when the giant panda pounced, Xu Nan was very nervous, and directly used the instant spell skill to instantly put himself on a thick mage armor, and was ready for a wave.

  Who knew that the panda was just a fake attack, rushed to Xu Nan and staggered, rolled on the ground twice, sold a cute, and ran back to gnaw bamboo.

   Xu Nan felt that he must be wrong, so he closed the garage door, took a deep breath for ten seconds, and opened it again.

   The giant panda who was gnawing on the bamboo glanced at him, then slowly said:

   "Are you my familiar?"

   Xu Nan: "Huh?"

"Too weak, you are far from qualified to be my favorite." The giant panda said while gnawing at the bamboo, "Let's start with the most basic servant. This is a master-servant contract. Take a look. "

   After that, a piece of magic contract was handed over, and Xu Nan actually read it carefully, a little disbelief.

   With his super charm value, the other party actually worships without receiving his head, holding his thigh and crying to be a kid, this is simply unscientific!

   But thinking about it carefully, the charm value of the giant panda does not seem to be lower than itself, and even better in some aspects. It is really difficult to say that the charm of the two sides is higher and the lower!

   Xu Nan thought for a while, and directly activated the hidden specialties [Gravity] and [Glowing Face].

Who knows that the giant panda throws away the bamboo and sneered: "Why do you think you have a peacock? What I hate the most is the existence of higher charm than me. As a devil, I don't know how to set off the owner. The truth of grace, but want to dominate the guests."

   "Let's go, it's impossible to become a regular person in this life."

   Xu Nan's forehead bounced with blue veins: "This is my home, this is my garage!"

The giant panda rolled on the ground: "I don't care. From now on, this will be my home. You are responsible for my diet and daily life. By the way, the temperature in the garage is not pleasant enough, so you can quickly install an air conditioner for me... "

   Xu Nan took a deep breath.

   This giant panda is obviously faulty and there are also problems. Could it be that the advent of the general world caused the abnormal changes of other creatures to also begin to occur?

   Or, this panda is from another world at all?

  The problem is, he didn't see the existence of a panda in the blood of the Ron Warlock? Things like Pandaren monks are completely set in another fantasy world, OK?

   "Let us all figure out the situation first."

   Xu Nan calmed down and looked at the seemingly cute creature, but it was surprisingly lethal: "How did you come to my house?"

   The giant panda despised: "I heard someone summon a familiar, so I ran over. Of course I have to take advantage of the familiar, but I am not very satisfied with you, and I want to return it."

   Xu Nan's head is as big as a fight: "Do you have any misunderstandings about the ritual of summoning demons!"

   He said in as gentle as possible: "In theory, you are my favorite."

   The giant panda said angrily: "Can you beat me?"

   Xu Nan thought for a while: "Not necessarily."

   The giant panda is usually very skilled, even if he is now full of spells, unless he works hard, he really doesn’t know who will lose and who will win; and the giant panda in front of him is obviously not a good crop, it should be a fine.

   Although it is not allowed to be refined after the founding of the People’s Republic of China, there should be an exception for giant pandas?

The giant panda sneered and said, "That won't be enough, you still want me to be your demon pet! Just go to practice with your strength. Before I find a new demon pet, you will be responsible for my diet and daily life. Understand?"

   Xu Nan always feels that something is wrong.

   This giant panda is obviously aware of the contract rules and so on. It is pretending to be crazy and want to pay for it himself!

   Although Xu Nan is also very rich now, he still refuses to eat because of inexplicable losses.

   "You, you, you, I don't care where you came from, you will go back to me immediately! Don't prevent me from summoning the familiar!"

   Xu Nan's attitude became tough: "I want a crow or a black cat!"

   The giant panda is angry: "Crows, black cats? Can those idiots compare to me? Are these two idiots cute? You are disrespectful to the master, and be careful I sue you for stealing national treasures."

   "Do you know the crime of stealing national treasures?"

   Xu Nan laughed, slapped, and closed the garage door.

   His hands trembled a little and began to send WeChat. Of course, the target was Xiner——

   "I ordered takeaway for lunch today."

   [Xiner: No! 】

"Stop making trouble, order takeaway by yourself, let the takeaway guy put the things on the steps, and you can pick it up when he is gone. It's winter soon, and you have to take care of yourself. I may...I won't be back for a while coming."

   [Xiner:? ? ? 】

   "I...gone to surrender."

   After that, Xu Nan called directly and waited bitterly. After a while:

   "Hey, comrade police, I want to surrender!"

  ……

   "You mean, you stole a giant panda, and the giant panda is behind you, he still talks about people?"

   The person responsible for receiving Xu Nan's surrender is a very gentle young lady police flower. She looks quite young, and it may not take long for her to turn around.

   Xu Nan nodded nervously, and asked quietly, "How long will he be sentenced? Actually, I didn't steal this panda, he ran into my yard by himself."

   Miss Jinghua looked weird and coughed: "But we haven't seen any giant pandas?"

   Xu Nan was startled, and when he looked back, the giant panda was lying in the corner of the interrogation room eating bamboo. He also smiled at Xu Nan's evil charm, and Xu Nan got goose bumps all over his body.

   Xu Nan only noticed that he led a giant panda out, and came all the way, no one made a fuss!

   Could this guy be invisible? And why is the bamboo in his hand endless?

   "But there is really a giant panda..." Xu Nan didn't know how to describe this situation.

   Ms. Jinghua nodded gently, poured a glass of water for Xu Nan, patted him comfortingly on the shoulder, then walked out of the interrogation room, immediately changed her face, and reprimanded several younger brothers:

   "Tell my dad, I won't do this job! If the serious crime team that hunts down the criminal is too dangerous, let the old lady come to do this kind of work of receiving neuroses?"

   "The kid just kept saying that he had stolen a giant panda!"

   "Have you seen giant pandas?"

   Everyone shook their heads.

   Ms. Jinghua sighed: "Prepare him a car to Daqingshan Mental Hospital. I think he is very handsome, he lost his mind at a young age, and now he is sent over, maybe he can be rescued."

   One of the younger brothers said weakly: "Sister Gillian, your interrogation room door is not closed yet."

   She turned her head in embarrassment, but saw Xu Nan looking at her with a heavy face.

   "Call the giant panda breeding base."

   Xu Nan remained calm: "Ask if they have lost a national treasure recently."

   Ms. Jinghua thought for a while, and made a call based on the responsibility to the end. The office leader of the other side said that ~www.readwn.com~The base operation is all OK, what? The panda is stolen, it is impossible to happen!

   Because the speaker is on, Xu Nan also heard the ins and outs.

   He was silent, then dragged the panda out of the police station without saying a word. Miss sister wanted to say something, but she didn't have time.

   One person and one panda came to the door.

   Xu Nan stared at him: "After all, what kind of fairy are you?"

   The giant panda held the bamboo in his mouth and said vaguely: "I am smiling."

   "What kind of fairy is Xiaoxiao." Xu Nan asked.

   "A smile is a smile." The giant panda graciously opened the door for Xu Nan. While pushing the door, he said proudly: "You can't get rid of me! Unless I abandon you..."

   But at this moment, her voice suddenly stopped.

   Xu Nan was a little surprised to find that on the floor of the living room, a petite figure was sitting there with his knees hugged, staring at the door.

   Her tears are rippling, and there is a thrilling beauty.

   At the moment she saw Xu Nan, Xin'er was excited all over.

"You're back?"

   This is the first time Xin'er has spoken to him face to face in so many years, and it is also the first time she has walked out of the small room.

   Xu Nan was stunned. He immediately took out the phone, only to find countless missed calls and Xin'er's puzzled WeChat!

   He just wanted to explain something, when a horrifying voice suddenly sounded:

   "Wow!"

"My master!"

   "I am willing to be your favorite and serve you for life!"

   But seeing the giant panda smile with lightning speed, he took out a contract and handed it up.

   Xin'er was so scared that she turned pale.

  ……

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