Shameless Warlock
Vol 2 Chapter 21: National registration procedures for the first time professionals...
"Come on, sign this contract, I will be your eternal servant!"
The giant panda has a flattering look.
Xin'er pushed her away in a panic, without even having time to wipe off her tears, suddenly ran behind Xu Nan and pulled Xu Nan by the corner of his clothes.
She pointed at the panda, her eyes full of horror.
The giant panda looked dumbfounded: "Am I a bit hideous?"
Xu Nan spread his hands: "It's okay. Xin'er, it's okay. Although this guy has become a fine, he should not harm people."
Xin'er stomped her feet, suddenly grabbed the phone on the table and sent a WeChat message:
"What is this!?"
Her little face is still pale.
Xu Nan was also a little nervous. He had never seen Xin'er running out of the room, let alone her weak look hiding behind him.
As a brother, a desire for protection naturally arises.
He also used his mobile phone to return:
"This is a giant panda, haven't you seen it on the computer?"
Xiner stamped her feet again, gritted her teeth and replied:
"Of course I know it is a giant panda...Why is there a talking giant panda in our house!?"
Xu Nan paused slightly, and said in deep thought, "This is a long story..."
The giant panda stared at the two of them face-to-face chatting on WeChat, and suddenly felt that they might have hallucinations.
Xin'er took a deep breath and touched Xu Nan's arm again. After confirming that Xu Nan was intact, she suddenly trot upstairs.
boom! The door on the second floor closed again.
[Xiner: You are fine. 】
A warm feeling flashed in Xu Nan's heart. It turned out that this kid was worried that he would never return. Also, without himself, he had such a poor self-care ability, how could he survive.
Anyway, this national treasure must be disposed of properly.
So he pushed a panda very badly: "Hey, I don't care where you are from or what you want to do. Now, this is my home."
"Let me go."
The giant panda rolled to the ground, begging for nothing, "No, I just found my goddess, the master in my heart, how can I leave her!"
"I want to protect her!"
Xu Nan rolled his eyes, this guy doesn't have the slightest grace of a national treasure at all, he is simply a bummer.
"Does this guy have a crush on Xin'er?"
Xu Nan couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart, and he was even more vigilant. He warned for the last time: "Don't force me to cast spells, I'm a very powerful spellcaster."
"You kill me, kill me, let my corpse accompany my goddess."
The giant panda simply lay on Xu Nan's sofa, motionless, like a salted fish that had lost his dream. He still said something in his mouth: "There is no reason. With my cute appearance, how could anyone refuse me to be a favorite? "
The corners of Xu Nan's mouth twitched slightly. He silently took out the iron gloves and the innocent rod from the storage bag, and was about to start driving.
Even if he is accused of beating a national treasure on his back, he will get rid of this guy who is more shameless than himself!
Who knew that at this moment, the giant panda rolled over and looked at him seriously: "Who are you a goddess? Why do you live together?"
Xu Nan stood tall: "I am his brother!"
"It doesn't look like it." With a surprised smile, he looked up and down Xu Nan with dark circles: "You are not the same way for your wretched temperament and the noble aura of a goddess."
Xu Nan laughed: "Just leave it alone, and the goddess in your mouth is a man."
The giant panda sneered: "Don't want to lie to me, can I tell if it is a male or a female?"
"No matter what, I want to stay at your house. Until I get the approval of the goddess."
"Forget it, since the goddess is not happy, then I can't help but talk to you for a while. This is a sub-familiar contract. You should be satisfied!"
After that, she handed over a brand new magic contract.
Xu Nan was actually a little surprised. This level of magic contract, even the second-order mage, needs to be written carefully for a long time.
But this giant panda came up with three contracts one after another, all of which were changed randomly. Could it be that this guy is a very powerful mage?
He read it carefully, and the innocent rod in his hand couldn't help but wanted to hit her forehead.
What kind of secondary pet contract is simply an unconstrained pet contract. Except that the panda named Xiaoxiao is his pet in name, he has no advantage!
"Are you a spellcaster?"
Xu Nan asked.
"No."
"Can you become a Pandaren monk?"
"It's impossible."
"Are you a qualified familiar?"
"Do you think my temperament seems to be a favorite for mortals? Don't expect too much from me."
smiled while picking the bamboo, while disdainful.
Even Xu Nan's good temper was completely irritated.
While tearing up the contract, he said, "Sorry, you go."
"I still want a cat, or a crow."
Xiaoxiao broke out at that time: "You look down on pandas? I'm great."
"Have you seen Kung Fu Panda?"
Xu Nan was surprised: "You know how to martial arts?"
smiled: "I can learn."
Xu Nan: "...you go!"
He waved his innocent rod, and he started to be upset!
At the beginning, Xiaoxiao still relied on its thick skin and wanted to lie on the sofa, but after a few hits, she began to yell: "What kind of staff! Why is it so painful to hit someone?"
"Don't you know that it is illegal to abuse a national treasure?"
"...I was wrong...Don't fight, I'm injured internally..."
"Ooo, ooo, you will have pity on me, take me as magic pet it ...... I just want to stay around the goddess ah."
The giant panda burst into tears, clinging to Xu Nan's thigh, looking at the innocent stick in Xu Nan's hand with some fear.
"Ha ha."
Xu Nan's expressionless face: "I'll get a big truck later, and I will throw you back to the nature reserve in the next province. What are you doing? Just stop harassing me."
"We are all due to this. I know that you have been carefree in the first half of your life. Now I will teach you a little lesson. You know, national treasures can't do whatever they want."
Xiaoxiao was aggrieved to the extreme, lying on the floor in despair.
"...My goddess...really can't see you again... woo woo."
Xu Nan looked a little unbearable. Although this giant panda is hateful, it is also quite strange; blame this guy's previous actions for being too annoying.
Besides, even though the alien world has come and the great changes of the times are coming, it’s not trivial to have a panda at home.
"Look again, is this pet contract OK?"
Xiaoxiao weakly handed over a formal Familiar Contract, and Xu Nan pretended to accept it. In fact, he had already decided in his heart.
It’s just that when he scanned the contract, he suddenly saw this line of text——
【Article 17 Familiars can share any form of energy the owner needs, and the energy loss is about half...】
"Any form of energy?"
"Share? Or share? Wait..."
Xu Nan's brain suddenly flashed. He opened the blood system of Ron Warlock, consulted, and got a pleasantly surprised answer!
In the next second, his face immediately changed.
"Forget it, I'm the one who doesn't see others crying, so just sign it."
Xu Nan signed the normal Familiar Contract with lightning speed.
The giant panda was confused: "Huh? Didn't you just say that we are all fate?"
Xu Nan smiled kindly and said, "No, that's just angry talk."
"I suddenly feel that I can continue."
The giant panda was confused, but she was satisfied that she could stay in this house without being driven out by Xu Nan, and immediately rolled back to the garage.
It didn’t take long for the happy voice of gnawing bamboo.
Xu Nan smiled slightly.
According to the system's prompts, the familiar can help the owner complete the task, and can also provide the owner with some extra energy income-this includes the unique shame points of Ron Warlock!
In other words, the panda smile can help Xu Nan get extra shame points. Although the points obtained will be halved, for Xu Nan, where can I go to find such a shameless demon!
He believes that even if the task system does not release tasks, this panda named Xiaoxiao can give himself a lot of shame points!
"You have made a profit!" Xu Nan rubbed her hands in excitement, tidied up the mess, and then began to cook lunch.
After telling Xin'er that this giant panda will live in her garage for a long time through WeChat, Xin'er seems to have gradually accepted this fact.
After all, she is an internet anchor, surfing the Internet every day, and she has a deep understanding of the changes in the world.
My brother suddenly raised a panda. At first it was quite scary, but later it was just like that.
After lunch, Xu Nan checked Xiaoxiao's attributes a bit and was surprised.
"Are you actually a mother?"
Xu Nan couldn't help but exclaimed.
In the garage, smilingly hugged the green bamboo vigilantly: "What do you want to do? Although you are my master now, it doesn't mean you can do whatever you want with me!"
Xu Nan only felt that his brain hurts: "What are you thinking about, I'm just surprised... Besides, am I like that kind of crazy person?"
Xiaoxiao disagrees: "Aren't you warlocks known for being frenzied?"
Xu Nan thought for a while, UU reading www.uukanshu.com seemed to find no reason to refute.
"Remember to install air-conditioning for me. Also, I want to watch TV, I want to eat meat..."
Xu Nan kindly touched Xiaoxiao's head: "Go to sleep, kid, you have everything in your dreams."
smiled and snorted: "If you don't help me, it's a big deal I will do it myself!"
Xu Nan didn't care too much.
He went to take a nap for a while, and after having dinner, when the time agreed with the senior sister, he came to meet at the door of the famous couple coffee shop on Xinkou Street.
Only when he and Zhang Yingluo rushed to the vicinity of Lu Junyi's hospital, they were surprised to find that this place had been sealed off!
A lot of smoke came out from inside, and people were watching.
Serious military area soldiers armed with guns and live ammunition, Xu Nan even saw tanks in the smoke!
"What the hell? This is the new urban area of City H, why is it like this?"
Xu Nan is a little worried.
"I just received the news that Lu Junyi ran away. It is said that he has offended a very powerful woman. He may now escape to South America or Australia."
Zhang Yingluo borrowed two phone calls and said with a strange expression:
"The subject is warm and the background is a bit big."
"Lu Junyi's hospital has been smashed by tanks...but I don't think things are that simple, personal grievances, how can it be like this..."
"Xu Nan, brother, let's go back and discuss the long-term plan."
"I have here a registration form for Qianmengshe, I hope you can fill it out; this form is actually to be filled out sooner or later, because at most one week, the first national professional registration process will start..."
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