Shanwa Small Rich Farmers
Chapter 722: shrewd vs shrewd
Wen Xu returned home sweating profusely, and saw her daughter-in-law sitting on the couch with her three children in her arms. The daughter-in-law was hugging her tightly, but the three little things opened their eyes wide as if they were all right. innocent look.
"Where did you find it!"
Originally, I was full of anger on the road, but when Wen Xu saw that the three little guys were safe and sound, all the anger disappeared immediately.
Ke Ke returned the favor and said, "I found it. The three younger brothers are sleeping in Erhua's room!"
Wen Xu smiled at Ke Ke and said, "Thank you, Uncle, Ke Ke!"
"You're welcome, you're welcome!" The little girl waved her hands like a little adult, with a smug look on her face.
"Little thing, how did you come to sleep in Erhua's nest?" Wen Xu walked to the wife's side and stretched out her hands to scrape each of the three children's little cheeks.
Wen Xu didn't know that her son was an inefficient lamp. Originally, Erhua's family was going to sleep in the nest, but the three little things got in first, and gave Erhua a dove to occupy the nest.
Shi Shangzhen regained his strength at this time, and said to Wen Xu: "These three children are too naughty, they should clean up properly! Let's see if they will continue to make trouble!"
Shi Shangzhen was really frightened this time. She felt that she had never been so worried in her life. Even when Wen Xu went out to kill the wolf king more than a month ago, Shi Shangzhen had never been so worried, even by the river. After walking around, I didn't dare to look into the river, for fear that I would see something that I dare not see.
Wen Xu saw his daughter-in-law's eyes kept glancing at him, the meaning was obvious, it seemed that he was planning to do the beating of the child by himself!
But Wen Xu smiled as if he didn't see it. When he was a child, he was a monkey, and he almost never did bad things. Now that his son has made such a fuss, he suddenly felt that like a father, like a son, the three of them The boy hid and let everyone search for him. In the eyes of Wen Xu, this is also a skill!
Shi Shang really doesn't know what Wen Xu thinks in his heart. Seeing that her husband doesn't beat the child, but he is reluctant to beat the child, and now the enthusiasm hasn't faded away, he can't wait to slap all three cute little faces Kiss a thousand times.
"Then we're going back, your family can stay well." Zhou Lifeng pulled his wife and children to leave.
Wen Xu naturally and politely sent the family to the door, and when he arrived at the door, he couldn't stop saying sorry words to the family: "I'm sorry, this matter has troubled everyone!"
"Don't say anything, as long as the child is safe" Zhou Lifeng said with a smile, stretched out his hand to ride Ke Ke on his neck, and then walked back home along the stone road.
After walking a few steps, Ke Ke, who was riding on his father's neck, seemed to think of something, twisted his body and turned to Wen Xu and said, "Uncle Wen, did you catch a monkey tonight?"
Wen Xu asked in surprise after hearing this: "There is a cicada monkey now, haven't you seen it coming out of the forest?"
The ecology of Wenjia Village is good, and there are a lot of monkeys. Now this thing is very expensive, even if it is cash, it is only one yuan or five. A hardworking child can get two to three hundred yuan a night. This is a good way for the children in the village to save money. Therefore, in summer, all the children in the village will go crazy for knowing the monkey.
It’s just that Labor Day is just after, so it’s a bit early to catch the monkey.
Niu Niu turned his head and said to Wen Xu: "It's out, but not too much. Brother Lei Zi caught a small bowl last night. In the morning, his aunt fried it and brought it to school!"
"This kid ate a bowl alone?" Wen Xu asked.
Niu Niu shook his head and said, "No, brother Leizi each got one! It's not too much, and each one is not enough."
Wen Xu thinks about it, the daily consumption of a lot of small followers around him will not be reduced, even if there is a cicada monkey for each person, it will cost more than ten or twenty, not less than half a bowl.
"Uncle Wen, can you catch him?" Niu Niu asked again.
Nodded warmly: "Yes, when shall we set off?"
"Don't bother Uncle Wen, I'll go catch it with you, okay?" Zhou Lifeng was a little bit sorry, knowing that catching a monkey would be a bother to others, so he volunteered to join the team of the two children.
Who knew that the two children didn't appreciate it, not only did they not appreciate it, but they also looked disgusted.
"Can you climb trees?" Ke Ke lowered his head and asked Lao Tzu below.
Zhou Lifeng shook his head: "No!"
"Can you make bead nets?" Niu Niu asked again.
Zhou Lifeng still shook his head and said honestly: "No!"
"Then do you know where there are more cicada monkeys? When did the cicada monkeys climb up to where in the tree?...".
The two little fellows asked seven or eight questions.
Zhou Lifeng came up in a daze without answering any one.
Niu Niu said to his father with disdain: "I don't know anything, but I still want to catch the cicada monkey!"
Coco also looked disgusted.
Zhou Lifeng said with a smile: "Even if I don't know how to do it, can I learn it on the spot? Can the two of you bring me as a little follower?"
"Then you are responsible for carrying the basket!"
Ke Ke immediately gave her father a job as a handyman.
What can Zhou Lifeng say? I have no choice but to accept it, if I don't do it, I don't know what it will be like to be disliked by my two children.
Wen Xu sighed and said: "The child grows up so fast!"
Zhou Lifeng also responded: "Yes, in the blink of an eye, it seems that it will not be easy to carry my daughter on my shoulders again."
Although Ke Ke and Niu Niu are only one year older in the past year or so, the two little children have grown up a lot. In Wenjia Village, not only the food is good, but the amount of exercise they play like crazy every day is also enough. Both Zhou Lifeng and Shen Qi have good genes, and Niu Niu and Ke Ke obviously haven't grown crooked, gradually looking like a little boy.
Shen Qi said with a smile: "Okay, when you two are together, you still feel that the children are growing up fast, one is only in middle age, and the other is only in his twenties, it will not be too late to wait for the future. You haven't eaten yet, Wenxin Hurry up and go home for dinner!"
As he spoke, he pulled his husband and son, waved with Wen Xu, and then walked along the stone road to the west of the village together.
Going back to the yard, I saw my daughter-in-law with three children in her arms, so I opened my mouth and asked, "Are you hungry?"
Without waiting for Shi Shangzhen to speak, Guang Jing patted her belly and said, "Mom, I'm hungry!"
As soon as the younger brother said that he was hungry, the remaining two little ones also patted their bellies and yelled at their mother pitifully that they were hungry.
As soon as he heard his sons said they were hungry, Shi Shangzhen immediately said happily: "Okay, then let's go in and eat!"
I saw Shi Shangzhen stood up, opened her arms like a hen guarding the chicks, and walked towards the house to protect her sons. Leaving Wen Xu alone in the courtyard for a while, watching his wife and son enter the house, he realized that no one cared whether he could get in or not.
Since no one cared about him, he had to be sensible, so Wen Xu stepped forward and opened the door and entered the room.
Who knew that as soon as he entered the door, Shi Shangzhen said to himself: "Why are you so lazy, hurry up, don't you see that my son is hungry!"
Wen Xu took another look and found that her three eldest sons were sitting beside the table eagerly, one was biting a spoon, the other was holding a bowl, and the last one was standing on the stool with his head outstretched and looking straight at him, just like the hungry Like a little tiger.
"Isn't the food on the table?"
"How do you eat it when it's cold? Go warm it up," Shi Shangzhen said.
咱! Wen Xu said in her heart: I am just a jobber now!
He took the dishes to the kitchen and reheated them, and when they were served again, Shi Shangzhen packed the dishes for the three children, and Wen Xu helped the daughter-in-law with the dishes.
"Okay, it will be done after a few minutes, are you still going to feed them?"
Seeing his daughter-in-law's appearance today, Wen Xu couldn't help it anymore. When eating before, the three children ate by themselves, and picked up whatever they wanted. Although sometimes they would put the food on the table, the husband and wife Put it in a bowl and eat it by yourself. Of course, the family still eats a lot of the dishes that fell on the table, and the family pets still eat a lot of scum.
Shi Shangzhen heard what Wen Xu said, and put down his chopsticks: "Then eat slowly, do you understand?"
"Know it!"
The three little things saw Wen Xu's serious face, and they couldn't help but be more honest. They paid attention to their father's expression while planing their rice.
Although he is small, his ability to read facial expressions is not small at all. He was planning to act coquettishly to his perverted mother today. When he saw Wen Nu's expression changed, he immediately became honest and dug vegetables and mixed rice by himself. There is no problem with eating.
Children are like this. When someone pampers them, they seem to have no hands or feet. When it’s really time to quit, let alone dressing and eating, three-year-old children can bring their younger siblings to cook along with them.
Family of five finished their meal, the three little ones became more energetic, took a nap at noon, and slept in Erhua's nest in the evening, it would be strange if they were not energetic.
I saw them one by one as if they were fully wound up. The scum who had just entered the room and was about to take a turn was immediately caught by these three little things. Some of them pulled their ears, some of them pulled their tails, and the last one Climb directly on the back, and the whole scum has been half-stupid.
Wen Xu turned his head to take a look at the scum, and continued to turn his head to eat his own food. As long as the scum didn't play tricks, Wen Xu didn't plan to take care of it.
Shi Shang really said: "Don't mess with the scum, Guang Jing, if the scum pulls your ear, will it hurt you?"
Seeing his third son's dog's ears almost turned into a bunch of twists, Shi Shang really couldn't stand it.
"It doesn't hurt, I didn't exert myself!"
The little guy said in a childish voice.
"It doesn't work if you don't use your strength!" Shi Shangzhen said.
Hearing what her mother said, Guangjing put down her hand resentfully, but just as she put down her hand, she wrapped her arms around the scum's neck again, and was about to cross her hands and hang herself on the scum's neck.
The scum really can't take it anymore, the three little things would go crazy if they were put on a human, let alone a dog? So the scum lay down on his side and pretended to be dead.
When it comes to pretending to be dead, scum is experienced, and this is the best skill! I saw that the scum not only lay down and opened his mouth, but also stuck out his tongue, hanging weakly on his mouth. The most important thing is his eyes. At this time, the scum will miraculously become cross-eyed, focusing his gaze on his nose Pointed up, and then remained motionless.
The three children saw that the scum was lying down, and after playing for a while, they felt something was wrong.
Picking the eyes of the scum, breaking the mouth of the scum, and even yelling at the ears of the scum, the scum is still motionless. The three children are not smart enough to try to breathe or check the heartbeat, but they saw the scum not moving for a long time , The three little things were a little dumbfounded, although they instinctively felt that the scum would not die, but in their view, even if they did not die, they were injured by their own tricks, so they couldn't help but be careful.
Guangjing looked at Guangheng, and Guangheng looked at Guangjue again, three little things, you look at me, I look at you!
Don't get me wrong, the three little things are not waiting for someone else's idea, but thinking about who to choose to take the blame! The only thing the three of them knew was that they were not going to recite it anyway!
"Dad, Mom, brother broke the scum"
"Dad, Mom, I didn't do it, my brother did it!"
The two little hands were pointing at each other. Guangheng saw that he was pointing at his younger brother, but his elder brother was pointing at himself, so he immediately changed direction and pointed his hand at Guangjue. Now it became two to one! Guang Jing and Guang Heng's faces suddenly became proud.
Just before the smiles of the two little guys lifted from the corners of their mouths, the scum got up from the ground and ran towards the door desperately.
Now the three little things were dumbfounded. They kept pointing at each other with a dazed look on their faces, and opened their mouths wide to watch the scum slip out of the door.
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