Shield Hero With Barrier Magic

(Eclair's POV)

Hiro: "Alright, let's discuss the plan from now."

After Rose's incident, we are now discussing the plan from now.

Hiro: "First, Ren is coming tomorrow evening. He will most probably take the same inn. So, we will be there today and tomorrow, we meet him and convince him to take us to the church day after tomorrow."

Rino: "But the Sword Hero might recognize me. I was in the throne room that day."

Hiro: "Ren is an overconfident loner. He most probably won't recognize you. Even if he did, we can say the shocking story of how you were sold and I heroically rescued you after listening to your call for help while Spear Hero ignored it in his delusions."

Eclair: "Will he believe it if we told about that Bitch?"

Hiro: "No, he won't. We won't be saying who did it. He needs evidence to believe and we brutally murdered our witness and cleaned any evidence regarding it ourselves..."

Immediately, Uncle Erhard interrupted...

Erhard: "Wait, I know you murdered someone but what do you mean brutally?"

We said how we tortured those two before they died. Both Uncle and Aunt looked at us with shock.

Erhard: "You did all that?"

Rino became excited at once and said with stars in her eyes...

Uncle Erhard and Aunt Elaria gave Rino a weird look. Aunt went near Rino and put a hand on her shoulder. Hmm... It looks like she is going to give good advice for once.

Elaria: "Rino, my dear... I know that different girls have different fetishes but your fetish is a bit dangerous to this society. So, you need to let go of that fetish. There are a lot of other fetishes you can explore. I can give you guidance if you need."

This perverted old hag... If she could have replaced 'fetish' with 'choice', it would have sounded better. Uncle Erhard and I immediately facepalmed.

Rino: "Well, you see, Aunt Elaria... Hiro-sama's thing is really big. So, I want to know if there's something that could help."

Elaria: "Oh, don't worry... As an expert, I could definitely say that it would fit in both of your holes. That thing would only be a problem for the size with just less than an average 10-year-old p.u.s.s.y like Raphtalia was when she was first bought. A normal 10-year-old would be having a huge bulge while anything less than that would be definitely ripped apart."

What the hell did Aunt Elaria just say?

Rino: "Really ?!!"

Aunt has a gentle smile on her face.

Elaria: "I did a lot of professional research in this area, dear. You can trust me."

Erhard: "I still can't understand why you did research on this after you retired as an adventurer."

Rino immediately became happy the next moment. And Hiro raised a question.

Hiro: "Wait, how do you know my d.i.c.k size?"

Elaria: "Fufufu... Let's say it's a secret technique. And for someone like me who dealt with a lot of research, p.u.s.s.y and d.i.c.k size are not that hard to calculate."

Just how much of a pervert is she?

Rose: "I want to know that technique, degozaru. It's really hard to exactly say Hiro-sama's d.i.c.k size only by looking at it degozaru."

Eclair: "Why the hell do you want my husband's d.i.c.k size in the first place!"

Rose: "A shadow's job is to collect every single detail possible, degozaru."

I am starting to wonder if all the Shadows are like this and if they do, I pity for the Queen. Raphtalia went and whispered in Rose's ear.

Eclair: "Wait, Raphtalia. How do you know the details?"

Raphtalia: "Aunt already told me about it!"

I looked at Aunt and she is just doing an 'Ufufufu'. Seriously, this hag...

Eclair: "What the hell are you telling my daughter ?!"

She really needs a lesson. I raised my sword.

Elaria: "Ara Ara... Calm down, Eclair. You don't want me to tell everything you and Hiro did now, do you?"

I am helpless. I can't do anything against this person.

Eclair: "Let's just go back to our discussion. Where were we?"

Hiro: "Alright, even though we don't have evidence for our claims, so we won't raise anyone's name. Rino's story will go like this. I am sure they said some silly reason for Rino to leave the team to Motoyasu. So, Rino left the team and she was knocked out before she knew it and she woke up in the shop. Rino called out for help and Motoyasu neglected it but I went for her rescue and peacefully bought her from the slave trader. Now, she is in our party. That will be our story. We don't know anything about the disappearance of the slave trader."

Hiro: "Exactly and that fool thinks he is a hero, so he can't lie. When that fool tries to explain himself about how he thought it was someone else, it will make him only look worse and you could despise him as much as you want even in public."

Immediately Rino jumped and hugged Hiro.

Rino: "Perfect mental damage for that buffoon! I love you, Hiro-sama!"

I immediately raised my killing intent at Rino. Rino noticed my killing intent.

Rino: "Oh, sorry Eclair-san. I couldn't control myself."

Apologizing to me with a smile, she returned to her position.

Rose: "Why didn't Hiro-sama's p.e.n.i.s get up this time, degozaru?"

*Sigh* I seriously want to find that asshole who raised the shadows. If we told her not to ask with a condition, she will wait for that condition to be satisfied no matter how small the question is. So, it's better if she asked her questions when she wishes to.

Hiro: "I can control my urges, you see."

Hiro: "Alright, now to the next topic. Rino's training. Uncle Erhard and Rino, what are the magic staffs made of and what's the strongest material it can be made with."

Erhard: "Why don't you ask the former witch who used a staff in my team?"

He said while pointing to Aunt.

Rino: "You were a witch too?"

Elaria: "Yeah... I can be your master if you wish. I can also teach you a lot of things. Fufufu..."

Rino: "I will be in your care!"

Eclair: "Don't teach her anything weird!"

Elaria: "Ufufufu... You need not worry, Eclair."

Alright, I am worried about Rino's future.

Hiro: "What's the shape of the staff? Can they be sharp?"

Elaria: "No, they won't work with sharp edges. Normal staffs have a curve at the end to make the mana flow easier. Expert witches like me will be able to do it with normal long staff though."

Hiro: "Alright, we will buy magic silver staff for Rino and a wand as a fail-safe. You will teach her how to concentrate as an expert witch. I am thinking of making her learn not just magic but also to fight with a staff."

Eclair: "You can fight with a staff too?"

Hiro: "Not now due to the shield's restrictions but yeah, I was an all weapon master in my previous world. Shield lets me hold any weapon as long as I don't have the intention to fight with it. So, I will figure something out."

Just how much did Hiro train in his previous life? I was about to ask but decided not to. With that, our plan for the training before the Wave is complete.