Shinka no Mi

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There is a subtle flow between me and Kaiser Kong.

... I don't know what it is anymore. That's just a mistake. I want to die.

In the meantime, I don't like being attacked in this condition, so I whip it on my painful body and I manage to get up.

"Heh heh heh... we'll do it inside..."

"No, self-destructing sitadakeja..."

"No, no, no, no!

If there's a hole, I'm in! Though I tried to delude you, a very accurate scratch flew in!

That's right. You have to practice magic. My body will have it.

"... Continuous ketai squid?

"Rest in peace with me..."

What is it? I'm dying on my own right now, and I'm mentally already here? And yet you're still willing? This Mr. Gorilla.

"... jaa, row cuyo?

That's what Kaiser Kong asks me, but if I get attacked in this situation right now, there won't be a single one. My body hurts, and I haven't recovered enough to activate my skills aggressively.

But in this situation, where magic can't be used satisfactorily... is there any way I can defeat him?

However, Kaiser Kong in front of me is very disciplined. He'll ask if he can attack me on purpose.... I'd like to think it's my fault I don't feel a little sympathetic. I got lucky, didn't I?

Because of that, there is no serious way to break this situation...

Skills don't work, and magic doesn't work properly for me. You will be attacked in the meantime, even as you use healing pills to restore your body. Enough to ask me if I can attack discipline, so I feel like it's okay to recover...

Something... Something left of my hand...!

It was when I was thinking about spinning my head desperately and cutting through this situation.

"Moo enough to wait. Ok."

"Huh!?"

I thought you'd wait a little longer, but Kaiser Kong is approaching me with tremendous speed.

Fortunately, I don't seem to be using my skills, so I can avoid them if I want to.... if it were me at full speed.

Now it hurts all over my body because of the magic that would be the strongest thing I've let go, and I can't move as much as I want. My legs are still pulling.

"Huh!"

Kaiser Kong was approaching that close. There's no time left for me.

What can I do...!

When I thought of it, I remembered my own secret weapon.

"I... smell something!

I have a proven track record of letting that Clevermonkey die, that smell of death......!

Oh, but because of the magic earlier, the smell could have dropped......

But that's not my problem right now.

Because there's a title, "Stinky Player"!

This title has the effect of not knowing whether the odor should be freely manipulated or mourned.

"Ha ha ha! Kaiser Kong!"

"Huh!... what?

Kaiser Kong stops the assault and stops on the spot.... You're really disciplined.

"You have no more chance of winning!

"Why?"

"I have... because I have a secret weapon!

"Na, nandatte!?"

How do you know that? No, it would be a coincidence.

"You will lose that life just by getting close to me now......!

"... what the hell, Doe?

Kaiser Kong has not been able to hide his confusion in my words. That would be the case, too. It's usually hard to believe you'll die when you get close.

But it's me who stinks so bad, it's my special move! It's the most powerful move you've ever made to sacrifice your dignity as a human being!

I quickly ejected the largest amount of odor I could get out now with the effect of the title "Odor Player".

This title freely manipulates odors, but does not produce odors. I mean, the thing is that you can make the original smell you have stronger or weaker.

Therefore, within my current radius of 10 cm, there will be a strong smell of me.

However, since it stinks, the effect is really only a small distance away.

So, I decided to go on an operation to fan my clothes and broaden the scope for the smell to reach me. Otherwise, your fists would be in your face before the smell arrives.

"Come on! Call me!

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I say that with my clothes bastard fanned. I don't have a heart or it looks like Kaiser Kong is pulling a dong.

But Kaiser Kong scratched off the spot when he thought about it for just a few seconds.

Probably activated the skill 'Momentary Arms'.

"... mou terminal wari"

When I thought I heard such a short word, there was Kaiser Kong who was moving in front of me at some point, and his fist was imminent in front of me.

"Huh!"

I knew I couldn't!? You can't win because of the smell!? Didn't you get it?!?

I accidentally regretted my actions to Kaiser Kong, who seemed to have not received my smell at all.

You're an idiot. There's no way I can kill you because of the smell.... although Clevermonkey is dead. Oh, that's a coincidence!

It was the earliest time I gave up and tried to accept an imminent fist in front of me.

Pita.

To the point where such phonetic utterances seemed to come on, suddenly that terrible momentum of fist stopped in a critical position on my face.

I couldn't help but stare at that fist and feel the cold sweat overflowing from my back. Don't tell me it seemed a little tiny.

I blinked many times and stared at my fist, but suddenly wondered why I had stopped hitting him, and I looked at Kaiser Kong's expression.

"Po......"

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Don't look.

Disgusting! Seriously, the bitchy bitch gorilla is blushing her cheeks and falling in love!?

rather than kaiser kong what the hell is going on!? what the hell!?

With that in mind, all of a sudden Kaiser Kong looks serious... but he grabbed my shoulders disappointingly like that.... delayed response to too much spookiness?

Anxious as to what would happen next to my failure, when I looked at Kaiser Kong in front of me, I opened my mouth like this after having once again done the act of dyeing my disgusting cheeks red.

"... good ki"

"…………………………… Yes?

Wait, wait, wait. Wayway. Let's settle down, me.

Oh, what did you just say? If it wasn't my fault, I could hear 'I like'...

I desperately want to abandon only that possibility, and when I feel terrified, I've been feeding on further pursuits.

"Sug Married Now"

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Shit, what do I do? You're out of my brain processing capacity tolerance, aren't you? What are you talking about, you fucking gorilla.

I was confused. Approximately, Kaiser Kong grabbed my arm and walked out as he pulled.

"Strong Yi Hung. Pheromones, awesome. Super cool. Nest ni serial lette comeback le. Child Li"

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I began to understand the situation gradually.

And...

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

I exclaimed.

◆ ◇ ◆

"No, I don't understand at all...!

This is how I looked back to find out what was causing Kaiser Kong to end up being treated like...

Seriously how did this happen!? I did something!?

I understood exactly what my situation was, but I didn't understand why this was happening.

"Dowsita? Meals, yappy food bells?

Yes, it's Salia from Kaiser Kong who's going to recommend me a meal. Tavare.

"You know what? You said you didn't need me, right? Would you let me go more than that?

No, Makichi, no husband.

"No. Ugh! I'm human! You fucking gorilla! I know!? The race is completely different!? First of all, I don't want to marry a gorilla! You get the word!?"

"Me, fucking gorilla janai. Salia."

"Shut up already. Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Somebody! There's no comrade out there somewhere who can share this pain with me!? Bring him in at the speed of light!

Incidentally, this fucking gorilla who knows my name is reluctantly feathered to teach as a result of a favor that can simply be called a threat. She told me that if I lied, I would kiss her on the spot. Besides, I felt like it was going to be easy to spot even if I lied, so I had no choice but to tell you my real name. I want to die already.

Ha, ha... and it was me who was barking my breath in a streak of scratches, but I looked again at the meal being served in front of me.

The meal that's served in front of me, prepared for me, looks delicious, to be honest.

There are many meats, fruits and vegetables that I have never seen, and I don't know how they were cooked, but they are well 'cooked'.

I say no with my mouth, but I'm pretty hungry.

If my stomach starts ringing in here...

Grrrrrrrr.

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"Belly, Dettel. Meals, Sul"

I don't like it anymore. Ahhhhhhhh!

But I can't tell you I'm full because my belly is already ringing.

I had no choice but to receive a plate from the fucking gorilla in front of me trying to take care of me for nothing just now and carry my meal to my mouth.

Even if it's poisoned, it won't do me any good right now...

Despite my skills, with a little anxiety, I slowly bring the meal handed to me closer to my mouth.

The thing that was on the plate that was given to me was the thing where the meat I didn't know was roasted. However, it's not just being baked, but something like garlic, pepper, and other vegetables have a spicey, fragrant smell that tickles my nose.

When I appraised it, it was labeled 'Steak of the Porn Dragon'. Duh, dragon...... You're a boulder kaiser.

Afraid, I put the meal I was given in my mouth.

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Chew thoroughly and swallow.

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I got eyes! and opened up. If you're going to make a gourmet comic representation of this one, it must be a beam from the eye.

Anyway, so much so that I took such a reaction... the pawn dragon and the steak in my mouth was delicious.

Yes, no! Materials! Materials are just good! of other dishes... Ah, eating food like a stew in front of you wouldn't even taste so good!

Now I took the stew-like thing and appraised it, and it showed up as something that I also know was made of Clevermonkey meat.... that...

"Clevermonkey!?"

Are you eating together?!? No, it may not be eating together because of the different kinds... but you're still one of us!? Oh, I'm going to cook!?

Kaiser Kong explained to me that I was surprised by the ingredients.

"He et al., buddy Janai. Ite come terdake with unsolicited ni. Demo, Yan Wu, listen to me. Me, Desul."

Wow... it's Clevermonkey, Don Mai.

You're smart, but you're being used.

But Clevermonkey's meat sure didn't taste good. This dish won't taste good either.

Normally I don't mouth the meal in anticipation of something unsavory, but I can't say that all this time, so I put the stew in my mouth again while expecting it in the opposite direction.

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I fell for it.

Delicious...... What is it? What the hell...

If you think like that, it adds more mental damage to me.

"All, I, Gatta. Delicious?"

"Seriously!?"

No... why are you cooking so well...

More and more in the mood, more and more fucking gorillas in front of me come after me.

"Soo Yan Eva, Makichi, worn out. New Si Things, Works Tta"

"Made ah!?"

Kaiser Kong handed me a shirt and trousers that were so complete that even when I was on Earth I had never seen anything made of such fine materials.

The shirt is white and the trousers are black.

"Both, Al Demon No Yarn Detta. Sturdy De, Yi Material"

Looks like this garment was also made by the fucking gorilla in front of you.

"Clothes, post-detachment. River De Wash Teoch"

"Somebody help me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

I screamed as hard as I could.

What are you really!? You're a good girl! Too much waste!?

Cooking, laundry, sewing... Plus, this nest and all the other parts of the woods are useless and clean well, considering how beautiful they are.

I'm not talking about a good wife level!? It's totally missing!?... I hope it's not a gorilla!?

"Me, nice daughter-in-law Sunninal?

"Wouldn't you be!? If they were gorillas!

"Sonna...... photo rel. Makoto Ichiko Made Word Unala, Now Sug Married"

"You must be wearing a gorilla. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

He's taking down Shibaki...! But you can't win......! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Is that it? Am I on par with gorillas in the fucking gorilla in front of me!? Really?!?

I managed to regain calm by repeatedly breathing deeply and so on, which is a self-inflicted state of self-abandonment of Yakeshi.

Exhale and think with a calm head.

We have to do something and get out of this hell......!

In which direction do we need to escape in order to do that?

If you want to run... yes. Whether you know Clevermonkey or Acrowulf, try to escape to the part of the map that was in black paint.

The fact that Clevermonkey has a lot of opportunities to act with this fucking gorilla, but there's a black paint part, maybe the fucking gorilla doesn't know about this black paint either. Even if I know where it is, I don't know what to say, is that what it looks like?

Then at what time do we escape......

It was when I was thinking about that.

I don't care. Why now? I don't feel like it, but I decided to ask the fucking gorilla in front of me what I doubted.

"Hey, fucking gorilla"

"Fucking gorilla, no. Me, Salia."

"Shut up. So, how can you speak the same language as me?

The thing that bothered me was that the fucking gorilla in front of me used words as cleverly as I did.

Even that Clevermonkey doesn't use words. Yet the fucking gorilla in front of me communicates with me easily.

Are you happy with what I've been asking, or are you going to talk about it in a way that conveys pleasure from every part of the word?

"Soleja, Kono Near Kuno Cave Niata Book Nosey"

"Cave? Plus, a book?

As I leaned my neck, the fucking gorilla took two books out of the bush a little further away.

They are both worn out, one thick and the other thin.

"Kono Book Read De Word, Remember Eta"

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Seriously...... awesome, fucking gorilla.

I received two books and saw what it said on the cover of the thinner book.

"Life Magic Extreme"

"Life magic?

While I'm confused by words I'm unfamiliar with hearing, I'll open the book.

Then, in the book, all the convenient magic that could be used for life was written.

Magic that lights a small fire easily. The magic of serving a glass of water. The magic of drying laundry stuff. Magic to soften the soil and make the fields easier to cultivate...... all were magic very trivial but very convenient if used.

Among them, there is one magic that caught my attention the most. It was the magic of 'washing'.

Simply put, this magic is a magic that cleanses your body of dirt, dirt, dust, etc. She can't clean her clothes for some reason, but does she think her body will be clean in one shot if she uses this?

I'm pretty dirty... Well, I feel a little prettier at the same time as dying of my magic.

This magic seems to work normally for civilians. You also think that things like baths are wealthy aristocrats and merchants?

"Heh... that's handy magic"

It was when I whined like that.

"I have mastered the magic of life"

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The voice I was used to hearing echoed in my head.

... I can't remember what to say. Isn't this what you call stuff that needs practice or something?

... Well, there's no harm in remembering.

Having learned the magic of life, I closed The Extreme of Life Magic and reached for a thick book.

I'll take a look at it once again to see if I can read the cover.

"The Diary of Abel the Brave"

"Heh, the diary of the brave Abel..."

It's a diary... I've never done it because I don't like to keep saying that...

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"Brave Ah!?"

I voiced surprise at the fact that I was flushing by accident.

Huh!? The Journal of the Brave!? Seriously!? Not fake or anything!?

I try to open the book with too much shock.

"xx years ● month ○ day. When I was chosen as a brave man, it was finally the day to leave. The companion tells Pierre, the priest in charge of recovery, Garth, the avant-garde warrior. It's Liliana the Wise and Anna the Hunter for backward support. They are all precious people who immediately took the life of a demon king crusade and thus embarked on a journey. The same goes for protecting the world, but I don't want these people to die. Fight as best you can!

"Whoa, that sounds like a very brave man, Koz. How royal are demon kings and brave men?"

Well, did the guys at my school get caught up in that brave summons? Meiji, I wonder what's going on.

That's how I keep reading, remembering my friend who would have been summoned by the brave.

However, as the page progresses, the worn out addition and subtraction is getting worse.

"xx years ● month ○ day. It's been a year since I started my journey. We won't lose any of our people, and we owe it to everyone for this long and short journey. But as I traveled, I visited various villages and towns, and there were some miserable extremes that made me want to lay my eyes on the current state of the place, which reinforced my desire to have to crusade the Demon King soon. To reward the king and those who support me for appointing me as a brave man!

"xx years ● month ○ day. Successfully hunt down the Demon King's Army executives to the point of saying they are alone. But the price was too great, with the passing of Garth, a companion who traveled with him for many years. As a result of sheltering me from the attack. My weakness and misery made me angry with no place to go and it's going to explode now. Why am I so weak? Not even strong at all! Yet this is the result of being held by brave men from around me and wondering good...! I will never make the same mistake again. Liliana and Anna comforted me gently, even when I was about to screw up. Garth, the best atonement for you is the Demon King's neck!

"... brave, hottie. Pierre pities..."

"xx years ● month ○ day. Successfully crusades the Demon King at last. But it was too cruel a reality to wait for us like that. That Pierre betrayed him. They crusaded the Demon King and attacked me when I was exhausted. We manage to keep Liliana and Anna safe and succeed in escaping with our lives. Tell the king of the land that Pierre betrayed him.

"Did you betray me!? Pierre did!? Is that it, the result of being jealous of the hot brave!?"

"xx years ● month ○ day. I despaired of humans. What was waiting for me back in the country to report was an attack by a citizen. Apparently, I've been - betrayed to my country. Rumor has it that one of those missed demon king army executives - and - was connected in the back? Moreover, this resurrection of the Demon King was all - the worst scenario ever set by the country and its executives. But it's none of my business anymore. Back in the country, when my beloved Liliana and Anna are murdered, I follow this journal at the end. It was a stupid life everywhere, but I just don't think I want my memories to fade when I was traveling with Liliana and the others. If anyone is reading this diary, please don't repeat the same mistake. A Future, Wishing for a Future - Abel '

I gently closed the diary.

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"Heavy shit!

I slapped the diary on the ground as much as I wanted.

"What is it!? You write a normal diary that was fun for the day or something!? You do write things that can be hard or sad, but this is too much of a boulder!?"

Er... then what? I read this diary, and you want me to try not to repeat the same mistake?

Don't be impotent! First of all, everything that seems important is worn out! Is that on purpose?!?

"Ha... ha..."

"Makichi, fall back. I, Gail."

"What's it gonna be because you're here!

"Married, done, Luyo?

"He's already dead!

I'll definitely get you out of this fucking gorilla......! That's what I swear.