So I went to Douluo

Chapter 1038: Chew the foundation and turn me to 50

Xu Yue said calmly: "You don't understand. Today, my sister will tell you a secret. In fact, my sister is a fairy who lives in the deep mountains and old forests. Her favorite thing to do every day is to prepare magical powder. This powder can be added to food to Make the food taste salty and only children over 18 can eat it, otherwise they will get diarrhea."

[I know you are in a hurry, but don’t be anxious yet]

[For those who don’t know, our sister’s coconut was added with sea water by our brother in a cunning way, so we cannot give it to children to drink, otherwise it will cause diarrhea to the children]

[I just turned 18 this year, my sister calls me kid, she must like me]

Changchang's face was full of dementia: "Sister, isn't that the salt sold in the supermarket?"

Xu Yue: "Yes, so this secret is to tell you that you cannot add things that are not bought from the supermarket to the food, otherwise it will become something that children cannot eat."

Changchang suddenly realized: "It turns out that my mother ate fried chicken because there were things in it that were not bought from the supermarket? No wonder my mother said I can't eat it."

She looked in admiration: "Mom is such a good person!"

Xu Yue: ""

[Changchang’s mom: A little bit of all kinds of cereals for a moment]

[It made me laugh so hard. You said the manager sister educated the children, but she deceived them again. You said she was fooling the children, and she really made the children remember not to eat things of unknown origin]

Although Changchang no longer asked to taste the coconut in her hand, his eyes still fell on her mouth, and she had to swallow from time to time.

Xu Yue responded with a harmless smile: "Do you really want to drink it?"

Changchang nodded and said eagerly: "I want to drink."

Xu Yue: "Then think about it slowly."

Changchang: "Thank you, sister?"

The barrage immediately became excited again.

[Sister, you are so wicked, I like it so much]

[The little girl is so stupid, hahahaha]

[Is Xu Yue a bitch? Is it fun to deliberately tease other girls? 】

At this time, Fu Mingxuan, who had been silent next to him, spoke.

He whispered to Changchang: "Sister, if you want to drink, I will pick it for you later."

[My nephew is so considerate, unlike a certain guy who doesn’t have the responsibilities of an adult at all]

[As expected of the nephew of the male god's family, he has been a warm boy since he was a child]

However, Changchang just glanced at Fu Mingxuan and said hesitantly: "Thank you, brother Fu Mingxuan, but the coconut tree is too high. It would be bad if you fall."

Fu Mingxuan glanced at the nearest coconut tree: "Don't worry, sister, I can do it."

His eyes kept looking upward, and when he finally saw the top of the tree, he fell silent.

Because the coconut tree is conservatively estimated to be more than 20 meters high, and the coconut grows at the top. Moreover, the coconut tree is so straight that there is not even a decent place to stand on the bare trunk. It is difficult for an adult to climb up with bare hands without any skills.

Not to mention he's still a kid.

Fu Mingxuan's shoulders slumped: "I'm sorry, sister, I can't."

Changchang was very considerate and even comforted Fu Mingxuan, who was a few years older than her: "It's okay, brother Fu Mingxuan, although you can't climb up, you are a genius monk in his thirties!"

Fu Mingxuan: ""

Thank you. Instead of being comforted, I felt like I had been stabbed again.

Xu Yue, who was next to her, couldn't help laughing and screamed: "Quack, quack, quack."

The barrage was also amused by the conversation between the two children.

[Laughing to death, Changchang, you little clever guy, you know how to comfort people]

[It’s okay Mingxuan, although you are a monk in his thirties, you can’t even climb a coconut tree (dog head)]

Xu Yue looked at the blushing Fu Mingxuan and found what little conscience she had left.

She looked at the two little ones and lowered her voice: "Do you want to pick coconuts and drink coconut water?"

Changchang was led away by her, and she also lowered her voice, as if she were at a meeting: "I want to."

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Although Fu Mingxuan didn't answer, he looked at her curiously.

Xu Yue came closer and said mysteriously, "Actually, I have a way for you to drink coconut juice. Do you want to know?"

Her words successfully aroused the curiosity of the two children: "What can I do?"

Xu Yue cleared her throat and said seriously: "I forgot to tell you, in fact, in addition to being a fairy who lives in the deep mountains and old forests and likes to mix magical powders, I am also the goddess Dongfang Yue who is in charge of fruits in the ancient star Luo. She just lost her power after an accident. As long as you give me 50 and let me eat the foundation to help me regain my strength, the coconut will fall down by itself and roll to your feet."

[Blow, I will listen to you]

[Sister, I am not as awesome as you, but I am a college student. Can you transfer 50 to me and treat me to a Crazy Thursday? 】

[A three-year-old child wouldn’t believe this, hahaha]

After hearing this, 8-year-old Chang Chang looked at Xu Yue with a frown on her face and said with difficulty: "Sister, I am a child, not a fool."

However, 12-year-old Fu Mingxuan's eyes lit up and he spoke almost at the same time as her: "Really? It only costs 50 yuan!"

Changchang: "?"

She turned her head and looked at Fu Mingxuan in disbelief, with a look of shock on her face.

The barrage was also full of: [? 】

[No, Changchang didn’t believe it, but did my nephew believe it? ? 】

Xu Yue smiled and said: "Of course it is true, the goddess never lies to children."

Fu Mingxuan scratched his head in embarrassment: "But I don't have a brain right now, so I can't transfer money to you."

He dug into his pockets and finally took out two bags of spicy chips: "Can I use this as collateral first and transfer the money to you when I get back?"

This time it was Xu Yue's turn to light up, and she happily took away the spicy strips: "Okay, okay."

Director Qi on the boat had a dark face: "Why are you hiding something? Search your body. You must search your body next time!"

[My little nephew was deceived so miserably]

[Actor Fu, come and take care of it, your little nephew has been deceived by his beautiful sister! 】

[Is there nothing wrong with Xu Yue? Is it appropriate to deceive other children? 】

As a result, before even a few curses were uttered in the barrage, the camera captured a coconut suddenly falling on the beach and rolling over, not stopping until it hit Fu Mingxuan's feet.

Fu Mingxuan: "!!!"

Changchang: "!!!"

Barrage:【! ! ! 】

Fu Mingxuan hugged the coconut excitedly: "Sister Goddess, what you said is true!"

[Where did this coconut come from? Didn't it really fall from the tree? 】

[Coincidence, it must be a coincidence! 】

[By coincidence, your family can make a coconut sink into the beach and roll it so far? ! 】

[This is too fake. Did someone on the program team do something in advance? 】

When questioned by the barrage, Fu Mingxuan took out two packs of small fish larvae from another bag: "Girl of the Oriental Moon Goddess, please give Changchang another coconut!"

Xu Yue took it with satisfaction: "Of course, kind kid."

The drone was prepared this time and moved the lens to the top of the tree in advance.

Then all the spectators watched helplessly as a coconut fell from the tree. After falling to the ground, Gulugulu rolled far away, as if something invisible was pushing it, and did not stop until it reached Changchang's feet. Down.

Changchang and the audience in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded.

Fu Mingxuan raised the coconut in his hand with admiration on his face: "Long live the goddess!"

Xu Yue, who received four packs of delicious snacks, grinned: "Low-key, low-key."

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