Hear this.
Zhao Mingwei and Wang Yan almost didn't kneel on the spot.
What the hell!
Please be yourself!
Do you really want them to fight tigers?
It's called Ye Tiger, but it's not a real tiger!
The tiger's paw slapped it down, and it would have to fall apart for them all at once.
"Company commander, can this cigarette still be put out?" Wang Yan and Zhao Mingwei swallowed and asked.
Lu Fan said coldly, "If you want to let it go, let it go, I'll take care of it if something goes wrong, hurry up!"
"Fine……"
The company commander said so, so they can only do it.
And at the same time they just let the smoke out, a pair of green eyes suddenly appeared in the woods, staring at the night tigers in the dark...
Chapter 64 You call this a harmless little animal?
Swamp in the forest.
There was a rustling sound.
Then, there was the sound of the branches being stepped on.
In a mass of weeds on the shore.
Xiaozhuang, dressed as a pile of weeds, had the hair on his back stand up, and his nervous palms were sweating.
It felt like a pair of eyes were staring at him from behind.
"Company commander, did he find him so soon?"
Xiao Zhuang's heart beat like a drum, and he couldn't help swallowing: "I've dressed up like this this time, so I shouldn't be found out!"
Don't wait for him to think.
The weeds used for camouflage on the head were instantly bent.
A long, slippery tongue suddenly drooped over his head and began to wander.
Fishy, slippery, sticky.
"This, what is this thing? Why is it sticky?"
Xiao Zhuang raised his head bravely, and by the moonlight, he immediately saw an ugly face full of scales.
And the owner of this face is staring straight at him with a pair of green eyes.
"Fuck!"
"Monitor lizard? How can there be such a thing in this ghost place?"
Seeing the thing lying on his head, Xiao Zhuang was so frightened that he lost his soul.
Asian monitor lizards grow mostly on the banks of streams and lakes, and occasionally some live in dark swamps.
Adult Asian monitor lizards are about one meter long.
And Xiaozhuang visually detected through this guy's big head, this one is definitely more than one meter long!
Maybe even more than one meter five!
When he was in college, Xiao Zhuang had learned something about Asian monitor lizards in the library.
The bite force of the monitor lizard is amazing, and it can tear off a piece of meat with one bite.
And, each is a large viral vector.
There are all kinds of parasites and germs in the saliva.
In the wilderness, if you are bitten by this thing, and you don't treat it in time, it won't take long for your soul to return to the west.
"I go!"
Xiao Zhuang roared angrily in his heart: "Well, how did you provoke this thing? This motherfucker is even more unlucky than the company commander!"
He took a deep breath and forced himself to calm down: "It's probably treating me like a stone now. As long as I don't move around, it won't anger him, and it should leave soon!"
"The enemy doesn't move, I don't move!"
It is a pity.
The monitor lizard seemed to see through his thoughts.
No intention of leaving at all.
The long core of the monitor lizard constantly swept back and forth on Xiaozhuang's head.
It's like marking your prey.
"I'll go to your uncle, lick your uncle! Why don't you leave!"
Xiaozhuang held his breath, resisted the stench, his whole body was shaking with anger: "It's getting late, your mother called you to go home for dinner. Please, Grandpa Monitor Lizard, hurry up, your daughter-in-law, Your son is waiting for you to come home!"
But right now.
A gust of wind blows.
The monitor lizard above his head suddenly opened his bloody mouth towards him.
Seeing the shattered and sharp teeth in the dark, Xiao Zhuang jumped up from the ground in fright, and smashed his fist into its eyes.
The monitor lizard tumbled into the swamp in pain.
Let out a hoarse howl.
Taking this opportunity, Xiao Zhuang turned his head and ran away.
At this time, he didn't care about any training or disguise, and his wholeheartedness was escaping for his life.
The attacked monitor lizard was provoked by success and pursued after Xiaozhuang.
"Fuck!"
Looking at the guy who was chasing after his butt, Xiao Zhuang was so frightened that his tears burst into tears: "Why are you chasing me so much? My flesh is not good! You can't chase someone else, we have a company commander named Lu Fan, also In the woods, you, you chase him..."
Hear this.
The corner of Lu Fan's eyes, who was remotely manipulating the monitor lizard, twitched twice.
Mind a move.
The monitor lizard's eyes flashed, and the speed immediately increased.
The monitor lizard suddenly exerted force on its hind feet, flew towards it, opened its big mouth and aimed at Xiaozhuang's buttocks, slamming it hard.
"what……"
"My ass!"
Xiao Zhuang's painful face turned red.
Covering his butt, the whole person is like sitting on a rocket, and with a swish, he distances himself from the monitor lizard behind.
Sayazi dashed forward.
at the same time.
In the muddy field not far away.
The old gun, who was dressed as a dead tree, was suddenly surprised: "Why does it seem to hear Xiaozhuang's voice, is it an illusion?"
Before he could react to what happened, he suddenly felt his back sink.
Like something was lying on his back.
"Company commander, yes, is that you?"
"Don't make such a joke, I, I'm a straight man, a pure man..."
The old gun's body was shocked, and he turned back tremblingly.
Impressively, he saw a fat wild boar that was in love, lying on top of him.
Get ready to start doing some indescribable shame.
"Fuck!"
"You, you fucking want to stab my ass!"
The old gun was so frightened that he quickly bounced off the ground and cursed angrily.
The sturdy wild boar's interest was disturbed, and he suddenly became furious.
When he rushed up, he threw the old cannon to the ground.
Anyone who has seen pig slaughter in rural areas knows it.
For an adult domestic pig, three or four people can't hold it together, which shows how strong the pig is.
And the strength of the wild boar is even more incredible.
An old gun can't be its opponent at all.
Lao Pao got up and tried to escape again and again, but the speed was not as fast as the wild boar, so he was overturned again and again, and his bones were broken.
It is worth mentioning that this wild boar was not controlled by Lu Fan.
Instead, he ran out of heat in the middle of the night.
Although Lao Pao covered his body and disguised himself perfectly, he did not cover his scent, which caused him to be attacked by wild boars.
You know, pigs have a more sensitive sense of smell than dogs.
If you don't want to be discovered, while disguising yourself on the spot, you will do everything possible to cover up the smell on your body.
And Lu Fan carried out this camouflage training, and let the beasts harass their purpose.
It is to let everyone, all enter a state of perfect disguise.
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