Special Forces: I, Crazy Training, Can Be Invincible

Whether it's appearance, smell, or heat, it can't reveal any flaws.

Only in this way can it be regarded as a real perfect disguise.

……

And at this moment, such a scene.

It's not just happening on Xiaozhuang and Laopao's side.

The other people in the night tiger are also constantly being staged.

Chen Xiwa dressed herself as a mound.

I thought it was well hidden and would never be discovered.

As a result, I ran into two skunks, ran over and did nothing, and took turns to fart at him.

Almost didn't smoke Chen Xiwa into a living fossil.

Yang Sai and Chen Guotao were also not much better.

One was hiding in the water and was almost entangled by a water snake; the other was hiding in a tree and was hit by a combination of punches from several monkeys, plus the monkeys stole peaches and fell to the ground.

If you are careful.

It can also be seen that the movements of these monkeys when they beat people are quite similar to military boxing.

Outside the woods, on the banks of the river.

The two platoon leaders listened to the screams that kept coming from the forest.

They were so frightened that they hugged each other, their faces turned green.

"What the hell happened in the woods?"

"Why are Yehuo's guys screaming so miserably, what terrifying thing have they encountered?"

"Company commander, shouldn't they really meet, the tiger and the bear are blind?"

Lu Fan sat on the hood of the car with a small section of hay in his mouth.

The fingers tap the hood rhythmically.

He smiled and said, "How can there be so many tigers, blind bears? Don't worry, my herbs are all cute little animals that are not lethal, and nothing will happen!"

Hearing the screams coming from the forest.

The two platoon leaders looked at each other and couldn't help but curse in their hearts.

I believe you a ghost!

You fucking pervert!

The cute little animals will scare the night tiger scout with iron will into this?

But before they could think about it, the shadows of trees moved in the distance.

The two hurriedly turned on their flashlights and looked over there.

The next moment, Xiaozhuang rushed out of the woods, crying wildly with tears: "Help, help! I, I want to go home, I want mother..."

Chapter 65 This is the real perfect disguise

Xiao Zhuang ran out of the woods in a panic.

He staggered under his feet and fell to the ground.

Glide out far.

Zhao Mingwei hurried up to help him up.

Looking up at the two platoon leaders in front of him, Xiao Zhuang burst into tears: "Platoon leader, help..."

Zhao Mingwei hurriedly asked: "What's the matter, did you meet a tiger or a blind bear?"

"It's scarier than that thing!" Xiao Zhuang shouted excitedly.

Hearing this, the two platoon leaders suddenly felt nervous, and the whole person was not well.

What's more terrifying than tigers and black bears?

Is it Godzilla?

That said, the night tigers in the woods are all in danger.

Zhao Mingwei quickly touched the gun.

Holding the flashlight, he was just about to rush into the collar forest with Wang Yan.

At this moment, a distant figure swayed.

Lao Pao, Chen Xiwa, Yang Sai, all familiar faces, ran out of the woods in a panic.

She looks scared, as if being chased.

"fear!"

"Too Nima is terrifying, I have never encountered such an evil thing! Are all these animals crazy?"

Yehuo everyone rushed out of the woods and sat on the ground in shock, gasping for breath.

Lu Fan walked over with his hands behind his back and gathered the team.

"I didn't even go in, just came out one by one?"

Lu Fan looked at the crowd and snorted coldly: "That's how you pretend to be hiding for me? You can't even stay for an hour or two. The three words insulting the scout are a bunch of food buckets!"

Chen Xiwa blushed, raised her head and said, "Company commander, it's an accident this time."

"We had been hiding it well, but nothing happened, and a group of animals suddenly ran out."

"I, I almost got smoked to death by two skunks taking turns to fart!"

Lao Pao said with a mournful face, "I, I was hiding in the quagmire, and I almost didn't let the wild boar in estrus give me Dharma right on the spot! Fortunately, run fast, otherwise, I will not be pure!"

Yehuo and others also rushed to tell their tragic experiences.

After listening to this.

The two platoon leaders, Zhao Mingwei and Wang Yan, widened their eyes and almost didn't kneel on the spot.

"This, this Nima is what the company commander said, cute little animal?"

"Even the monitor lizards have been recruited!"

"The effect of this herb is too perverted! It can be classified as a weapon of mass destruction!"

Chen Guotao asked curiously, "What herbs are you talking about?"

Zhao Mingwei smiled awkwardly: "That's the case. The company commander gave us some herbs. After we light it, we blow the smoke into the woods. This kind of smoke has no effect on humans, but it can affect animals."

"It's a bit like catnip. Animals immediately become hyperactive and maddened when they smell it."

"That's why you were collectively attacked by animals just now."

Hearing this, Yehuo's people were all stunned.

They never dreamed that those animals were actually recruited by the company commander!

Is this Nima an idea that people can come up with?

If the blind tigers and bears are really called out, will they all be alive?

All become fixed rations!

"Perverted, really perverted!"

Lao Pao said angrily: "I said that wild boar, why does it keep rubbing my ass like that!"

Chen Xiwa's eyes spit fire and scolded angrily: "If it weren't for the large lung capacity, I would have been smoked to death by the farts of those two skunks! That smell, just thinking about it, makes me feel sick!"

Everyone in the night tiger gritted their teeth with hatred.

How badly they were tortured in the woods just now, how much anger is at the moment.

One by one, they greeted all the eighteen generations of Lu Fan's ancestors.

I can't wait to rush up to give him a few kicks to be happy.

Of course, they only dare to think about it.

No one dares to come true.

"Captain!"

Chen Guotao had several bruises on his face, and asked with an ugly face: "We pretended so carefully and tried our best to hide it, but you recruited so many animals! I really don't know, are you training us or just want to play? us?"

The back of Xiaozhuang's trousers was torn two slits.

When the wind blows, the two buttocks are chilled.

He said loudly: "Company commander, if you want to train, train well, don't try to save trouble, and bring so many animals here. We are scouts, not circuses performing acrobatics!"

Looking at Yehuo's angry appearance, Lu Fan didn't say a word from beginning to end.

It was as if what was being discussed had nothing to do with him.

It wasn't until the voices of the crowd gradually weakened that he spoke slowly: "Speak? Now is the time for free discussion, you guys continue."

Everyone in the night tiger groaned inwardly.

The atmosphere felt wrong.

One by one, they quickly shut up.

Lu Fan looked at them and said coldly: "Look at you bears, are you still soldiers of the night tiger? A group of beasts will turn you all over, crying father and mother. Go out later, don't say I'm your company commander. , I feel ashamed!"

"Don't say that he was born from the night tiger, Miao Lian can't afford to lose this person!"

He snorted coldly: "Our ancestors can stand motionless in the ice and snow. They can grit their teeth and persevere in a burning environment. Even if they are burned alive, they don't say a word!"

"And what about you?"

"It was made like this by wild boars, wild dogs, and a few monkeys, and even the garrisoned positions are not needed?"

Lu Fan's eyes were cold, and he roared at everyone: "If you are performing a camouflage ambush mission on the jungle battlefield, all of your Yehuos are deserters, and everyone is a coward!"