Super Dimension Strategy: Starting with Batman

in the picture.

Kirk had already sat down next to the girl in a circle and said, "So, you are a trainee in training, so what is your major?"

Uhula, a black girl, said, "Alien linguistics, you don't know what it means. "

Kirk said drunkenly: "Isn't it just the study of alien languages? grammar, phonology, grammar or something......

"That means your she* head is very flexible......"

Captain Kirk's snack, it was really one set after another, the car was so fast that the wheels rolled to people's faces!

The black widow shook her head: "If it weren't for his handsomeness, I would have poured a glass of wine on his face." "

Harley said disdainfully: "This kid's accosting is unskillful, if he wasn't handsome, I think he would have been beaten to death......"

Captain Kirk is sassy when he speaks, and he is a scumbag, but he is really handsome.

This face, in the eyes of a woman, is good-looking!

But Wonder Woman became angrier the more she watched.

With Steve's appearance, this guy knows that he won't talk about picking up girls in the bar, and the pickling methods are so clumsy.

Greasy batch.

I really want to change his face, so as not to look bad for myself.

But the male compatriots looked at it with a smile on their faces, after all, this kind of bar hooking up with girls is something that every man will do.

After all, it's a beautiful country!

Spider-Man secretly poked at his face with envy, I seem to be a little younger, and when I can drink, I have to go to the bar.

The adult world, it's so nice......

And Wolverine has long covered the eyes and ears of the 12-year-old Black Phoenix......

The adult world, it's too early for her!

in the picture.

Uhura laughed angrily and said, "I thought you were a hillbilly who didn't know how to learn and had only dirty ideas in his head......"

Kirk was unaware of Uhura's criticism: "I don't just have dirty thoughts in my head......"

At this time, Uhura's classmate stood behind Kirk and said, "This kid annoys you, right?"

Uhura said, "It's annoying, but I can handle it." "

Kirk said, "You said you could handle me...... This is an invitation you have extended to me, and I have accepted it. "

The audience booed, and the female compatriots shook their heads, they couldn't stand it anymore, this grandson was really stalking!

Even the alien next to Kirk shook his head when he heard this, and he couldn't listen to it anymore.

Uhula's classmate couldn't help but say, "Boy, be careful when you speak." "

Kirk wasn't happy at this point: "Relax, little cake, I'm just kidding." "

After speaking, he patted others on the shoulder.

Little Cake's classmate was angry, which was regarded as a provocation by him: "I'm afraid you can't count, there are 4 of us, and you only have one." "

Classmate Kirk was fearless: "You should call a few more people, it will be fair." "

After speaking, he patted the face of the little cake classmate, which is simply arrogant!

Then, a pair of righteous iron fists of Little Cake were pasted on Kirk's face.

A group of arrogant Kirk classmates were directly beaten to the ground, showing the true colors of the five scumbags.

Iron Man looked speechless: "Brother, I won't comment on your pickling skills, you are also very good at fighting." "

For men in the big beautiful country, drinking in bars and flirting with girls and fighting are just daily routines.

But Kirk-san is really inferior!

Our Batman classmate is a superhero at night, but also a playboy rich second generation by day.

He also shook his head: "Brother, your skills are terrible." "

Dr. Banner said, "It's a blast. "

Hawkeye nodded directly: "I'm afraid this kind of skill can't be soaked in a girl." "

Even Professor X couldn't help but say, "If you have half of my ability, you won't be like this......"

When he was young, he was also a frequent visitor to the bar, and he was very sharp at picking up girls!

The female compatriots looked at this group of men and felt that they had only now recognized their true colors!

Scold......

Man!

Kirk in front of the screen listened depressedly.

I don't know how many successful cases I have accosted, but this spam site is going to cut out my most failed one.

This website really has an opinion on me.

At this time, the narrator sounded: "Jim Kirk, who is known as the cosmic stallion*, has always been a girl who doesn't care about skin color, or even race. "

The screen switches again.

Kirk-san is already rolling with a green alien girl.

Seeing that everyone was confused.

This...... It's too fraternal, isn't it?

Kirk in front of the screen has buried his face to his knees!

Spam site, I'm not done with you!

I must find out who created this website and beat up the person who cut the video!

The narrator sounded again: "But although the skills of picking up girls are terrible, and fighting is a scumbag, and being a man is even more scum, Kirk is a real genius." "

"After being lectured by the students of the Federation cadets at the bar, he met Pike, the captain of the fleet of the Star Federation."

Pike was very interested in him and invited him to serve in the Interstellar Federation Army. "

The screen switches again.

Kirk's face was covered in blood, and he had two large toilet papers stuffed into his nose.

Captain Pike said to Kirk, "My graduation thesis was on the Kelvin, and I admire your father. "

"He never believed in the death of a certain defeat. "

Kirk wiped his nosebleed and said nonchalantly, "Then he's got a lesson." "

Captain Pike said, "It depends on how you define victory." After all, you survived, didn't you?"

"Making the right decisions intuitively without thinking is something that I think is missing from the Interstellar Federation right now. "

"If you have half the skills of your father, you can be an officer in 4 years, and you can be a captain in 8 years, commanding your own spaceship. "

"Your father has only been a captain for 12 minutes, but he has saved the lives of more than 800 people. "

"Can you do better than him?"

Screen switch!

I saw a warship suddenly appear in the void.

The ship was angular and pitch-black, like a jellyfish flying laterally, with numerous sharp tail spines.

It unleashed countless bombs and destroyed a spaceship.

The narrator continues: "Twenty-five years ago, Kirk's father was destroyed by an unknown Romulan spaceship, but before he died, his father saved the entire ship's crew!"

"Either his father's deeds have always inspired him, or maybe he has always longed for the stars, and either way, Jim Kirk joined the Federal Academy to learn how Xi become a Starfleet soldier!"

"He was as talented as Pike had hoped, but Captain Pike was wrong, and it took him only three years to become a captain. "

At the same time, he encountered the biggest crisis in the history of the Star Alliance. "

Screen switching.

In the void was the black spaceship from before.

Several spaceships of the Star Federation had just withdrawn from the curvature flight, and they were immediately hit by its fatal blow!

Seeing this Jim Kirk himself's originally cynical expression, he immediately agreed.

His eyes became a little cold: "Bastard, I found you." "