Li Wei climbed the dilapidated and vintage bell tower.

Roy asked in a deep voice, “Devil, what are you going to do with me?” ”

Li smiled wickedly: “For people who want my life, generally I won’t give him a good end, and then I have a bold idea.” ”

“What bold idea?” Roy’s heart was raised to throat eyes.

“This bold idea is … Touch. ”

Li Bad suddenly shot him in the head, blew his muzzle and whispered: “This bold idea is to hang you on the bell tower as an ornament.” ”

Lee did it and hung Roy on the hour hand of the bell tower.

The branch president of the Microsoft labor union never dreamed that one moment there was a devil who talked and laughed, and the next moment he would give himself a headshot.

Before he died, he still wore a puzzled expression.

“Ding! You have completed this task, please enter the union to claim the reward. ”

Li Bad received 500 points and one red envelope acceptance permission.

After entering the group chat, collect the red envelope of Ultron.

“Ding! You have obtained the Smart Butler ‘Jarvis’. ”

“Ding! You have a new task, please check it out. ”

After accepting the Ultron red envelope, Jarvis came with a very charming voice: “Hello, sir, I am your smart butler Jarvis, and I am happy to serve you.” ”

Li Wei asked: “Jarvis, can you now conquer the news website of the Microsoft Union?” I want to invite the people of all country M to see a gorgeous fireworks and show. ”

Li knows that if he conquers the Microsoft news website, then the next game will bring him a lot of union point earnings.

Jarvis replied: “Sir, this is just pediatrics, I am an artificial intelligence that has surpassed human technology for decades, and it only takes a minute to conquer the Microsoft News website.” ”

“You rest first, I’ll find you when I use you.”

“Yes sir.”

Jarvis dived.

Li Bad checked out the next task: inviting three members to join the Badass Guild.

Mission reward: 1500 points, 3 This red packet accepts permissions.

Seeing this task, Li Bad smiled, this task is too simple, raise your hand.

“Ding! Do you pay 300 union points and invite three members? ”

“Yes, invite.”

“Ding! The dominant women have joined the union. ”

“Ding! The ancestor of Chakra has joined the union. ”

“Ding! I really want to fall in love and have joined the union. ”

“Ding! Congratulations on completing this task, you get 1500 union points, 3 red envelope acceptance permissions. ”

“Your Super Dimension Villain Guild has reached the maximum of 10 members, please upgrade your privileges before you can continue to invite members.”

Li Badpan sat in the bell tower and entered the group chat again.

The strongest young master: “Another new person has come in, our union is getting more and more lively, a woman who dominates the rivers and lakes?” What are quacks? Ancestor of Chakra? Who is Chakra again? Want to fall in love? How could there be such an imaginative name? ”

Mechanical God Ultron: “Are they all human?” Judging by the name, the first must be a woman, the third may be a woman, and the second is an old fellow, and the identification is complete. ”

Anarchist: “@好想谈恋爱: There is a price to pay for wanting to fall in love with me, including dying for me, living for me, but it’s already a little late, and the only conscience I haven’t extinguished has given Harley a little cute.” ”

The corners of Lee’s bad mouth twitched, the clown and Harley Quinn were two perverts.

Harley cute? He can’t associate the crazy and even somewhat perverted clown girl with the three words cute, but the clown and Harley Quinn are quite matched, one is from the madhouse, the other is a madman.

Son of Odin: “I only now figured out that this is a union that connects endless dimensions. ”

Goddess of Death: “@奥丁之子: My sister has assigned you a task to develop these three Moe Xin into slaves under my sister’s skirt.” ”

Son of Odin: “…”

Mad Big Brother: “If the three newcomers who joined this time are all human, then I will continue to go back to diving and wait for the ice cubes on my body to be unsealed.” ”

The woman who rules the rivers and lakes: “??? What is this? It’s in my head? ”

Ancestor of Chakra: “??? What the hell? ”

I really want to fall in love: “??? This is an imperial tool that is good at soul attacks? Terrible, can invade the depths of my soul, who is the ghost? ”

White Ghost: “@The woman who dominates the rivers and lakes @ Chakra no Zu @ I want to fall in love: don’t be busy asking, don’t be busy pulling hatred, first look at the completion meeting introduction and then come to chat, don’t offend the president, I can only help you get here.” ”

Big Brother: “@白色幽灵: Why are you always so provocative?” Are you willing to be a? ”

White ghost: “(bitter laughter) The mad big brother is a robot, the mechanical god Ultron is also a robot, the strongest young lord is strong, the son of Odin and the goddess of death are two gods, only I am an ordinary human, I am just a special soldier, and you big guys can’t compare, you must be careful, otherwise one day you will see me what if you bully me?” ”

Anarchist: “@白色幽灵: I’m an ordinary person like you, but I can scare anyone in the guild, you really disgrace us humans.” ”

White Ghost: “Eh…@无政府主义者: Why did the ugly god send two red envelopes to the grown-ups in a row?” ”

Anarchist: “… ”

The ugly god silently did not speak.

The woman who unified the rivers and lakes: “After reading the union introduction, what does it mean to be super-dimensional?” What does it mean to link to Endless Dimension? What does the universe mean? ”

Mad Big Brother: “@统一江湖的女人: You don’t even know what the universe is?” ”

The woman who unified the rivers and lakes: “Does this sect leader need to know this?” ”

White Ghost: “Ben… This sect leader? @会长李坏: She’s going to grow up, she must be a giant person, right? Claiming to be the sect leader, must be a giant person, hello sect leader, I am Mengxin, please take more care. ”

The woman who unified the quacks: “? What does giant bull mean? What does it mean to be new? ”

White Ghost: “Eh…@会长李坏: She’s primitive?” ”

Guild President Li Bad: “Who should I be, it turns out to be the Eastern Sect Leader.” ”

Guild President Li Bad: “@白色幽灵: She is indeed a huge woman, who single-handedly became the leader of the Sun Moon God Sect, commanding tens of thousands of sects, and is the female demon of the Demon Sect that makes the Central Plains martial arts fearful. ”

White Ghost: “(Frightened) ** of the ancients? ”

Yes, she is undefeated in the East.


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