Supreme Satyr

The king of hell was stunned and looked at yunmenglong incredulously: "isn't it, boss?"

"Hey hey, although Taibai Jinxing is just a little fairy at the level of propaganda minister, at least he has a head and a face. If he takes nude photos of him and puts them on the Internet, will he be sure to explode? Will Taibai still have a face to see God at that time? He will never allow himself to lose his mind like this. We have a handle on it You don't have to be afraid of Taibai. The old guy turned against each other and made a small report to the Jade Emperor. It's said that this guy loves making small reports. "Yunmenglong smiled. Longhumen always asks for debt. This move is a hundred attempts for people with a good face. It's hard for bailing to try many times.

The king of hell scratched his head and said, "it's a good idea to take nude photos, but we don't have the equipment. Why don't I let the Mavericks and ponies go to someone else to get two, Canon or Sony?"

Yunmenglong waved his hand and took out the Nokia N95 to shake in front of the king of Hell: "look, it's good to use this. It's a big deal in a teacup to go to the world to make a camera. I tell you, even if you make it, you also have to make domestic products. You are a domestic fairy. You want to refuse Japanese products, OK?"

The king of hell nodded again and again: "long Shao, I'm wrong. I'll punish myself. I'll never use Japanese goods in the future. Calf, first throw * * * that bitch into the oil pot and steam for half a day." the king of hell drank the wine in the cup.

"What... What?" yunmenglong suspected that he had heard wrong, "* * *? Are you sure it's the super dedicated Japanese super AV queen * * * who doesn't know * * * and reads all porn?"

"Yes, that's her." Yama nodded with a very sure expression.

"Isn't ya a Japanese girl? How do you come to the underworld of China when you hang up?" yunmenglong said in confusion.

"Oh, sister Lan Lan came to our underworld because she couldn't stand the obscenity of the underworld of Japan." the king of hell explained.

"Shit, she dares to come to our underworld and bring it here. Let me have sex with her first..." Yun Menglong said angrily. Then he stopped. Zhong Kui, ox head and horse face, black and white impermanence, and several judges looked at Yun Menglong with extremely contemptuous eyes. Yun Menglong spread his hands: "Why do you look at me like that? How many young girls and women did the Japanese spoil us? I turn around today. What's the problem with her porn bitch? Oh, I see. Everyone is getting better together. Line up. My sister has strong tolerance. She also rushed to three porn shows in a row in those years. She deserves to be an unshakable diva in the AV industry."

Everyone was happy to hear yunmenglong say so. They were filled with indignation with yunmenglong: "day, day, day * * *, avenge the innocent female compatriots of that year!"

Yunmenglong raised his hand, and the king of hell and other gods and ghosts followed his lead. Yunmenglong said, "now the top priority is how to get me a fairy pill to revive me. Don't you want me to eat and drink freely in the king of hell hall every day?"

The king of hell said, "just understand." but he said against his heart, "how can it be? Long Shao and I are friends at first sight. How can we not like you here, but it's still important for your confidants and brothers, so I must help save you."

Yunmenglong thumbed up and said, "it's really a good brother, dry!"

They touched their glasses and drank up the wine. At this time, Taibai Jinxing was also taken off by the two gene mutated ghost guys.

"Set him up and take photos." yunmenglong looked at the □□□ of Taibai Jinxing with great interest. He found that the □□ of immortals was not different from human beings, but the old guy was still thin and tender, white, enviable, and his second brother, who was only as old as a child, laughed yunmenglong and the king of hell.

"If you give him a close-up below, you must think it's a child, ha ha..." Zhong Kui said with a smile.

Yunmenglong is also a playful person. He applauded the case and said, "that's a good idea. Hehe, send it to the Internet to let everyone guess how old the hero of this thing is. No one must guess it right, hahaha..." yunmenglong also smiled happily.

In their laughter, they have taken an all-round, multi-sided close-up of Taibai Venus, the naked immortal, and the close-up of their little brother

"Zhong Kui, what about your computer? First get some backups. It's not safe to have it in this mobile phone." yunmenglong thought without leakage.

After starting up, yunmenglong began to complain: "shit, you look at your boy. It's really out of date. The system is still plagued to death. It's as bad as a fart. It's slow to die. You should make the computer configuration higher and change it to a plagued system. It's very powerful, but the system must be highly equipped with a computer to run smoothly. It can't be popularized for the time being."

After passing the photos, setting the password and turning off the computer, yunmenglong directly took the rest of the wine and poured it on Taibai Jinxing. Taibai Jinxing woke up with a cold. He rubbed his head, frowned and said, "why did I fall asleep? I had a dream just now. I dreamed that I was □□ dressed... Ah!"

Taibai Venus found himself naked in front of the crowd. He wondered why it was so cold. He quickly held his body over important parts and asked, "who can tell me what's going on? Am I molested by a female ghost?"

Yunmenglong squatted down, smiled and patted Taibai Venus on the shoulder and said: "Don't worry, how can we do such * * things? Besides, * * aren't you too cheap? I just took some photos for you and made a photo album. You know, people on earth have never seen the world, let alone immortals, so I want to take a photo album, make educational materials and put it on the Internet. I want to see the distance between human beings and the fairy world So I'll draw closer. Come on, look at these photos. They're not bad. The picture is clear and the expression is rich... "

Yunmenglong showed the photos in his mobile phone to Taibai Jinxing. Taibai Jinxing's face turned red and white for a while. He felt very bad. He was very depressed, but he couldn't get angry. He looked at yunmenglong and said in a deep voice, "just tell me what you want me to do."

"I want Congxiang jade dew and lihunshen pill. I wonder if Mr. Taibai can help me get them?"

Taibai Jinxing shook her head slowly and said with disappointment: "Alas, I'm afraid I can't get this. I can't see the Chang'e fairy at all. The great old gentleman is so stingy. He won't give me those elixirs. I beg you, will you spare me?"

Yunmenglong saw through the mind of Taibai Venus. His words were really sincere this time. It seems that things are a little tricky.

Yunmenglong touched his chin and said, "then take me to the fairyland. I'll find a way to get those two treasures myself."

"What? Are you going to the fairyland?" Yama and Taibai Jinxing looked at Yunmeng dragon in surprise. They really didn't expect Yunmeng dragon to make such a request.

Yunmenglong nodded: "yes, otherwise, I'll let you get me Congxiang Yulu and juhun Shendan. You said you couldn't get it, and I don't want to hang up like this. Of course, I have to do it myself, but I'm not familiar with the way to the fairy world. You're familiar with the way. Can't you be a tour guide?"

Taibai Jinxing was so melancholy that he wore a coat and robe and paced back and forth in the hall. His snow-white eyebrows were getting married. He kept shaking his head and said: "Well, alas, it's hard. There are rules in the fairyland. Human beings can never set foot in the heaven. Unless it's over the heaven robbery, you're not ready to rob. What's more, your current state is just a wisp of incomplete soul. How can you deal with the heaven robbery? If I insist on taking you to the fairyland, I'll break the heaven's rules and be punished."

Yun Menglong shook his mobile phone in front of Taibai Venus: "I'll give you two ways to go. First, take me to heaven obediently. You're safe. Second, if you don't take me, I'll send your photos to the Internet, so that billions of Internet users around the world can see the nude photos of your white Venus. You will certainly become the first on the baidu Yahoo search dog search list. At that time, you will be more popular than any fairy in the sky, and people all over the world will despise you and laugh at you Laugh at you, do you know how little your little brother is? You said that if this matter became known all over the world, would you still have the face to muddle along? Guess the Jade Emperor would know? Also, you said bad things about the queen mother. I know fairy friends. If the Queen Mother heard about it, do you think your few kilograms of old bones are enough for the queen mother to dismantle? I tell you, women are terrible, Especially old women! "

Too white Venus was whitewashed by what Yun Menglong said, and he was sweating cold. He knew that Yun Menglong could do what he said. He couldn't afford to offend such a hooligan. Thinking of the warm smile of the queen mother, which contained thousands of poisonous arrows, too white Venus cooled her spine.

"OK, I'll take you to the fairyland."