Surviving A Harsh Fantasy With Cheat Items

I opened the door to the treasury on the 88th floor and slammed it shut again.

「What’s wrong, Takeru?」

「No, impossible…this is absolutely impossible!」

What I just saw is a base of autonomous magic weapons, swift steel golems. There are more than a hundred of them.

And I think I saw a red version too.

「The red one is chrome. The swift chrome golem is fairly made of rare materials and is harder and faster than those made of steel.」

That’s basically the boss machine. I hope she’s not going to say that it moves three times as fast because it’s red.

Maa, they are already banging from behind the door.

「Look, Takeru. This is bad. The moment you opened the door, they started moving.」

「Ah, I already know.」

I opened the door and pierced my sword of light as hard as I could into the red magic jewel, that was the weak point of the swift golem. The golem had fallen forward.

The golem made a “poof” sound and stopped moving. However, there are tons of swift golems behind it.

「Takeru-dono, let’s fight them by the door.」

「Yeah.」

There are a lot of enemies. Rather than fighting them in the big room, we opened the door halfway and defended this place so that we’ll only fight those who managed to get through the bottleneck.

The frontline is me and Louise. If we can get the magic team and projectile team to support us from behind, we might be able to hold them off.

「….or so I thought.」

「Takeru, what are you doing? Let’s withdraw.」

The swift chrome golem was too fast and too strong. What’s with this red one!

「Damn! If it’s alone I won’t lose!」

It’s already too fast and when two or three more swift golems fight with it, there’s nothing else we can do.

However, if you say that we are cowardly, you probably have to go and get together with the princess knight.

This is overwhelming. This is simply cheating, that Queen Liliella!

Fine, we’re cheating too but when the other side is cheating like us, I feel more unpleasant.

The Garan Mercenaries already put their lives on the line to hold the door but the red sword managed to stick out from it.

That’s scary.

「Fuh, you seem to be struggling, Silesie’s hero-sama.」

Hah, what’s this….that’s Freed’s homo high priest.

What was his name again?

「It seems like you can’t remember my name. Then, let me introduce myself again, I’m Nicholas Cardinal desu. And I’m not a high priest but an archbishop.」

「Is Freed coming? I think our situation is already obvious. We don’t have time to deal with you right now.」

It’s a shame that we’re struggling at something but that swift golem will indiscriminately attack anyone and that includes you.

「Ohohoho. Please don’t misunderstand. I came to help Silesie’s hero-sama.」

Nicholas, dressed in an archbishop robe, prayed with his hands wide open.

「Oh Goddess Asama, your pious servant begs you, please heal everyone, All Right Healing!」

White silver light pours down on our wounded members.

Ah, is this the area healing magic that I heard about? He’s certainly someone that can use it. If only he’s not like that.

「By the way, let me show you how competent I am.」

He took off his archbishop clothes and stood naked in front of the swift golem, who ripped through the door and jumped in.

Has he gone mad….

No, looking at him closely, he’s not naked.

There is some kind of bright green leaf attached to his crotch. In short, there’s an old man with nothing but a leaf covering his crotch standing there.

「Areh? Isn’t that the holy relic “Adamo Leaf”? No way, to think it still exists!」

Ria screams in a voice filled with tension.

No, I don’t know anything!

「Now, behold, the great goddess Asama, your pious servant, iyahoooouuuu, adamo leeeaaaaaffffff! 」

When archbishop homo twerk his crotch, a silver ray of light was released from the big leaf and it pierced through all directions.

The movement of the swift golems, who have ripped through the door one after another, is getting slower and slower.

「Now, get rid of them desu yo! 」

「Ah, yeah but, what happened…. 」

Since the swift golems have become slow, they are no different from your usual golems.

In no time, we slashed them to the last one.

There were still a lot of golems but every time archbishop homo yelled “iyahoooouuu”, his crotch would glow and the golems would slow down.

Seriously, what’s this….