Teacher Laoliu: I’ve Been Caught In The Rain, You Want To Hold An Umbrella?

After Li Yiliang tricked Ma Xiaohao.

The original random selection of people directly turned into an internal strife between Ma Xiaohao, Li Yiliang, and Xu Fei!

There is no chance for anyone else to appear!

To put it a bit exaggeratedly, they almost used all the suspicion chains in Three-Body Problem!

One by one, they became psychology masters!

"Next, Ma Xiaohao, continue!"

"You're good, Li Yiliang! You're cheating on me, aren't you! Let's form an alliance with Xiaofei to get rid of him!"

"Fuck him!"

"Next, Xu Fei hahahaha!"

"Ma Xiaohao? Is this what you call an alliance???"

"..."

Unknowingly, Jiang Feng even forgot the rule that Jiang Feng said at the beginning that each person could be called up to 5 times.

A whole class period.

The three of them are now fighting each other, and they can't stop them!

It wasn't until the end of get out of class that Jiang Feng stood up from his seat comfortably.

There were no major or difficult points in the whole process, Jiang Feng didn't need to take action, and the exercises were completed smoothly.

It’s really exciting to have a class where you can fish comfortably!

It not only teaches students knowledge but also deepens their memory.

Make sure you lie down and rest.

Win-win!

I am really a genius at pretending to be confused when riding a horse!

...

After class, I left the classroom of Class 3.

When Jiang Feng returned to the office, he found that the new dean was still in the office!

I am still sitting in the language office.

As soon as he saw Jiang Feng coming in, he said to her, "Teacher Jiang! I have something to tell you. Last week, didn't Class 3 and Class 4 decide to put on a drama?"

"The principal also heard about this and decided to free up the school's large conference room for the two classes you teach to perform dramas. Moreover, teachers and students from the school will be arranged to come and watch together."

Um?

What is this!

Jiang Feng went numb on the spot!

He wanted two classes in Class 3 and Class 4 to perform dramas, but only in private.

I never thought I would let them perform in such a big venue!

Thousands of teachers and students from the whole school came to watch.

The pressure on students in the two classes is much greater, and it is inevitable that they will suffer from stage fright and nervousness.

It would be inappropriate if your self-esteem is hit by a mistake.

Although he would tear up his umbrella every now and then, he never thought of damaging the students' self-esteem.

Can these inexperienced students really withstand it?

Jiang Feng responded: "I can't make the decision yet."

"It is probably the first time for those students to perform in front of so many people. I don't know if they will get stage fright. I have to listen to the students' opinions to see if they are willing."

Shen Wei nodded: "Okay, Teacher Jiang, then I'll wait for your news."

...

In the live broadcast room.

The audience almost laughed out loud when they heard Jiang Feng's words!

This group of students has been watched by nearly a million live broadcast viewers every day. Is this the first time they have performed in front of so many people?

Especially the lively looks of Ma Xiaohao and Li Yiliang from Class 3, and Song Hang and Liu Xiaotian from Class 4.

All kinds of jokes and saucy tricks are played, and everyone is like a social nerd.

Do they get stage fright?

The word "stage fright" is too important!

[Teacher Jiang is joking! If your students have stage fright, how are we going to live with fear? 】

[Stage fright? Even when I went to the cafeteria to get food for my aunt, I had to organize a long conversation, and I never once said that I had stage fright! Brain: Auntie, I want that enoki mushroom. My mouth: Auntie, I want that golden cudgel. I still can’t forget the look in the rice cooker’s eyes as if she was mentally retarded...]

[Pfft hahahahaha! It reminded me of the time I ordered barbecue and bought the meat and bones. I couldn't think of what to call it for a long time. Finally, I said: Give me the bloody meat. The man selling kebabs was confused...]

[Hey, I’m afraid of being a co-worker, and I’ve had the same experience of death in society. In high school, I was eating wontons with braised eggs in the school cafeteria. Then I got nervous and blurted out: Give me a bastard. I was laughed at by my classmates for three whole years...]

【I’ll have one too! Just happened last week! Our freshman military training social terror instructor shouted in a serious tone: Arrange your waists and hatbands. 】

[Pfft hahahahaha! God stepped on the horse's waist! Strictly check the instructor's entry and exit records! I'm afraid he's from northern Myanmar! 】

"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."

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After chatting for a few more words, the new dean left.

Jiang Feng thought for a while and found an opportunity for the two classes to vote on their opinions.

Should I continue to perform in a small area like the classroom, or choose the large conference room provided by the school and perform in front of the entire school's teachers and students?

The choice is left to their two classes.

After sitting in the office for a while, the bell rang for the second period.

Jiang Feng planned to talk to the students about this matter during the class break.

Just after passing the door of Class 3, I heard the voice of the head teacher, Lao Huang, giving a lecture.

"When n is an even number, there are two nth roots of positive numbers, and these two numbers are mutually exclusive..."

Grass!

What a holy book, get out of my mind!

Don’t listen, don’t listen, that bastard is chanting sutras!

At this time, I happened to see the English teacher of Class 4 coming out of the classroom.

Jiang Feng immediately planned to talk to Class 4 first.

Just arrived at the gate of Class 4.

Song Hang and Cheng Xiaojie were excitedly preparing to go out with their basketballs in their hands, when they happened to see Jiang Feng come in.

He sat back abruptly.

Jiang Feng walked onto the podium.

He said seriously: "There is something more important that will take up a little bit of everyone's time."

"The principal heard that our classes four and three are going to have a drama performance this week, so he has set aside the school's large conference room for you to use. All the teachers and students of the school will come to watch."

"Let me investigate your opinions. Should you choose to continue the drama performance in the class, or should it be held in the school conference room? The choice is yours."

As soon as these words came out.

The 50 students below the podium started discussing in a lively manner.

"In the class!"

"Let's go to the conference room! There are many people in the conference room!"

"As long as Teacher Jiang is with you, you can go anywhere!"

Hey!

Who said this last sentence? You have a brighter road!

It's just that I don't have time to worry about this at the moment.

The students were all talking, but there was still no unified answer.

Jiang Feng had an idea: "How about this, let's vote to decide. I posted a group vote in the group, and you vote to decide."

At this moment.

Class monitor Zhao Qingqing hesitated for a few seconds and said with some uncertainty: "Teacher Jiang, are you trying to trick our cell phones again? How could any fool be fooled?"

However.

When Jiang Feng heard what he said, a few people still started to move.

Especially Song Hang and Cheng Xiaojie, who were anxious to get their seats at the stadium, took out their mobile phones and started voting!

I was rushing to get a seat at the stadium, for fear that I would lose my spot if I arrived late!

Jiang Feng couldn't help but smile when he saw these two people: "Okay, okay, Song Hang and Cheng Xiaojie have been discovered again. The class representative should take note of their names!"

Zhao Qingqing: "..."

Song Hang and Cheng Xiaojie: "????"

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have a look!

Take a look!

See if this is what people do!

Every day I think about how to spoof students’ mobile phones!

And there are all kinds of random tricks to fool people, which is really hard to guard against!

[I now have enough reasons to suspect that Teacher Jiang never collects students’ mobile phones, but actually intends to keep fooling them! Enjoy laning! 】

【really! After collecting it once, it's gone, and then there's nothing to play with anymore. Teacher Jiang can fool them every day like this! 】

[Let me tell you, these students are becoming more and more sophisticated now. If this trick had been used at the beginning of school, half the class would have been destroyed! 】

[Laughing, the most hilarious thing is that just as the squad leader said how could fools be fooled, two people immediately appeared and were fooled! These two sleeping dragon and phoenix chicks are really amazing! 】

[Mainly because Teacher Jiang, the sixth child, always uses a real topic to lure them into being fooled. Lies may arouse suspicion, but truth is subconsciously believed. 】

[Song Hang, Cheng Xiaojie: So we are fools, right? 】

"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."

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