Teacher Laoliu: I’ve Been Caught In The Rain, You Want To Hold An Umbrella?

classroom.

Just as the class bell rang.

Jiang Feng opened the textbook he had brought with him.

Standing on the podium, he asked: "Are there any questions in the fifth lesson? If there are no questions, then let's continue to the next lesson..."

He didn't even finish his words.

Ma Xiaohao raised his hand directly: "Brother Jiang, I have a problem!"

Jiang Feng stretched out his hand to signal him.

Ma Xiaohao asked seriously: "Teacher Jiang! Is it true that you have a girlfriend?"

? ? ?

Jiang Feng's head is full of black lines!

You kid knows how to find problems!

What a great question!

"Don't ask questions that have nothing to do with the class. You should study hard at this time and stop asking questions. Next one."

Jiang Feng's words just fell.

Su Qing raised her hand: "Teacher Jiang, this is not an irrelevant matter."

"You see, our class is very concerned about this matter now. If you don't tell us about it, we will keep thinking about it during class."

"I can't concentrate and can't even listen to the lecture, which seriously affects the efficiency in the classroom! How can this be an irrelevant problem?"

Jiang Feng: "???"

You students have even learned my fallacies and sophistry, right?

Now they are all being used against me!

And as soon as she said these words.

Many people immediately followed suit.

"Yes, Teacher Jiang, if you don't explain it to us in detail, we won't have the energy to listen in class!"

"Teacher Jiang, since I heard about this yesterday afternoon, I have been thinking about food rather than tea. I haven't even had a bite of food yet."

"Brother Jiang, I...forget it, I can't think of an excuse, so I'll just tell you! I want to hear it too!"

...

In the live broadcast room.

After being inspired by the students' echoes, the audience became even more curious!

It didn't matter whether Jiang Feng could see the barrage.

Everyone started clamoring for Jiang Feng to tell him about his girlfriend.

Suddenly the barrage flew!

[Teacher Jiang must have another beautiful sister, so he just ignores us, the audience...]

【Urgent, urgent, urgent! Teacher Jiang, stop showing off! Let’s see! Just take a look! Just let me give up! 】

[Teacher Jiang, please tell me! I'm anxious! Just let me take a look! Eighteen years! Eighteen years! I've never even touched a woman's hand! Do you know how I came here in the past eighteen years? Yes, you know, this is how you came here too! 】

【? ? ? You idiot upstairs! There is something in the words! I have to be stabbed by you for watching a fucking live broadcast, right? Please die for me...]

【Oh shit! You kid, send me your home address quickly! I'll personally take the train there and deliver you some souvenirs! 】

[The more you don’t say anything, the more curious I become! Teacher Jiang, you know how to torture people! 】

"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."

...

Jiang Feng was so shaken that he shook his head.

Why don’t I see you guys take it so seriously when I’m learning knowledge in class?

On the contrary, I learned these unorthodox things one by one!

It seems that I have tricked you easily!

If you put this curious mind into studying, how can you go to Qingbei?

You don’t even need his teachings!

It’s entirely possible to become self-taught by relying on that curiosity.

But when he thought about it carefully, Jiang Feng felt that something was wrong.

Is the thought of eating melon used in studying?

The style of painting in the classroom will probably change drastically:

"Hey, hey, do you know? That Chen xx from Class 1 is really awesome. His idea of ​​solving the last math problem is so confusing! I want to study hard!"

"Do you know Xu xx from Class 6? That tall girl, I heard that she answers more than a dozen English reading questions every night! I can't help but watch it!"

"Brothers, brothers! Last night I got a video lecture by Professor Qingbei that is out of print on the market from Gao XX in Class 2. Let's lock the door and watch it secretly."

"You can't do this. I have the latest complete version of Professor Qingbei's video. You must have never seen it! Come to my house tonight and let's enjoy it together!"

No, no.

Can't think about this.

This picture is so outrageous!

If you see this kind of eating in the classroom every day, you won't be able to stay in this school!

More sinister than a supernatural movie!

He had to resign overnight and run away with the train!