Teacher Laoliu: I’ve Been Caught In The Rain, You Want To Hold An Umbrella?

Cheng Xiaojie turned his head.

Jiang Feng's serious look didn't look like he was telling lies at all.

The originally firm Taoist heart was shattered on the spot!

Crying for father and mother, begging for mercy: "Teacher Jiang, please take me away, Teacher Jiang!"

And aside.

The political teacher who heard the whole process couldn't stop laughing on the spot.

It’s just something you young teachers are playing with!

The laughter was mixed with wails, making it look extremely festive.

As the door of the political group office closed with a creak, nothing more happened.

After finishing the good deed, Jiang Feng directly opened the map on his mobile phone to find the place to eat today.

You can probably eat an extra bowl of rice at noon.

...

The audience was shaken with laughter by this scene.

As long as he takes the opportunity to deceive students, Lao Jiang will not be ambiguous at all!

Just pretend to be stupid and not come to the rescue.

You are also adding insult to injury by creating a student mentality!

This teacher makes you understand!

【Everyone has seen it! Teacher Jiang had already fished him out just now, but it was all because he was too heavy that he couldn't be fished out. This time, Teacher Jiang can't be blamed, right? 】

[That’s right, Teacher Jiang still did what he said! He wants to add more papers to himself. I have never seen such an exorbitant request in my life! 】

【6! When it comes to sophistry, it’s you who have learned so much from Teacher Jiang! 】

[The beauty of a gentleman's adulthood. He wanted to add more papers, and Teacher Jiang satisfied him. It was a perfect ending! You can't be too greedy as a person. Tell me about this kid Cheng Xiaojie, why is he still so dissatisfied? 】

【? ? ? Hold the grass! You're fucking Teacher Jiang's trumpet upstairs! 】

[It’s just a make-up lesson. Back then, I was a frequent visitor to the teachers’ offices of various subjects. I was basically familiar with all the teachers in the entire grade! 】

[byd, you are quite proud, aren’t you? 】

"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."

...

night.

It’s evening self-study for class three again.

Jiang Feng stayed at home until 6:40 before reluctantly setting off.

I rushed to the classroom unhurriedly, and the time was exactly 6:57.

"You haven't finished studying the paper in the morning, right? I'll give you some time to continue studying during this evening self-study period."

This was the first thing Jiang Feng said to the students when he walked into the classroom.

However, the students did not buy it immediately.

Still asking about what happened in the morning.

"Teacher Jiang! What on earth did you tell that boy in Class 9 this morning?"

"Yes, Brother Jiang is so awesome! That kid was so scared when he came over!"

"Teacher Jiang, I am Feng Yuxiu, please give me some advice!"

"..."

A dozen mouths kept mumbling.

Jiang Feng immediately responded jokingly: "You all want to learn? Then pay the tuition first."

"???"

tuition fee?

Are you already thinking about the money in our hands?

However, the enthusiasm of the students has not diminished at all.

Before class started, he continued joking with Jiang Feng.

"How much is the tuition? I'll pay fifty cents!"

"Brother Jiang, I'll give you two stars!"

"Teacher Jiang, I will give you five Himalayan lollipops!"

Jiang Feng directly caught Su Qing, who was still holding a lollipop in her mouth: "It's going to be class soon. You're still eating in my class, right? It's confiscated."

After "grabbing" a lollipop, he opened the package and stuffed it into his mouth in a serious manner.

He continued to cheat: "Today is Crazy Thursday, give me 50 bucks and I will teach you!"

"Hey, I can't afford it~"

"It's too expensive, Brother Jiang, you might as well grab it!"

"When school is over in the evening, I will go to Teacher Fanjiang's live broadcast and watch the replay slowly!"

Jiang Feng immediately seized the opportunity and joked: "Okay, spy on me, right? The fine is 50!"

The class immediately burst into laughter.

And at this time.

Exactly seven o'clock.

The class bell happened to ring at the same time.

"Don't delay the class time. Those in the morning will continue to perform on stage."

Jiang Feng regained his serious expression and rushed the students to the podium.

He was sitting below, his identity completely changed, and he didn't look like a teacher at all.

It only lasted about ten minutes.

From the front, in the direction of Class 1, there was a burst of student noise.

It looks quite lively.

It had only been a few seconds since the sound came.

The curiosity of the students in the class was aroused on the spot, and they could not sit still.

Even the voices of the students giving lectures on the podium were several times lower.

Trying to make out something over the noise.

Even Jiang Feng, who was sitting under the podium, was curious to see what was going on in Class 1.

I have to say that eating melons is an eternal human nature!

"Ahem..."

After thinking for a second.

Jiang Feng coughed slightly and stood up from his seat: "I'm so upset after eating at lunch. I'm going to the bathroom. You guys can continue talking."

The words just fell.

This group of ghostly students immediately realized that Jiang Feng was planning to take the opportunity to sneak out to eat!

Immediately, many students stood up.

"Brother Jiang, I'm so hungry after eating Wallace for lunch, let's have a double row together!"

"Teacher Jiang, to tell you the truth, I actually ate lunch with him, so I am one of them!"

"Teacher Jiang, I suddenly remembered that my aunt came to visit today..."

"My uncle, Teacher Jiang, I'm here too..."

Jiang Feng glared at them fiercely: "What are you doing? Lazy donkeys poop and pee a lot, right? Sit back. I'll go out and help you check the situation first."

The noisy students reluctantly stopped.

...

In the live broadcast room.

The audience was amused by the students' sexy moves.

These frivolous students all have an extremely strong desire to eat melons!

In an instant, ten or twenty people can appear and need to use the toilet!

If Li Yunlong was given so many people, he would dare to attack Ping'an County directly!

[No wonder this wave of students, it is human nature to be curious about eating melons. I started to be a little curious about what is going on outside. 】

[I just heard something from the outside, it seemed to be talking about hair, eyebrows, etc. I don’t know if this is it. 】

【Understood. Keep your hair, keep your hair long; put away your mobile phone, replace old or broken mobile phones with new ones and scissors! The rag collector is here! 】

【? ? ? ? ? ? I stepped on the horse and everything went dark! Then he read it out. Memories long dead suddenly started attacking me! Get out of my phone right now! 】

[Wallace seems to have not asked Teacher Jiang to recharge and advertise this time. There is no one who can take advantage of this! 】

[It also depends on the place. I have two families here. One is normal, and the other is guaranteed to have diarrhea whenever he eats. I have become accustomed to it, and sometimes I even use it to treat constipation, which saves me money on medical appointments. 】

[Pfft hahahahaha! Wallace: I'm suing you for libel! 】

"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."

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