The Actor and His Three and Half Years Old Sister

Chu Xiaoyi dared not turn to his microblog again, summoned up the courage to open the first issue of our generations, and decided to see the finished products of director Li and others. As soon as he set up the iPad, he found that the rest of the team secretly gathered behind him. He was surprised and said, "Why are you around me?"

Assistant: "let's have a look. There's nothing wrong anyway?"

Chu Xiaoyi was both angry and funny: "I watch my variety show with others? Do I want to be shameless?" is this a public punishment?

He Xin: "let's not talk about things that don't exist, okay? You don't have them. Why don't you want them?"

Chu Xiaoyi was so angry that he wanted to kick his agent. Seeing that the feature film was about to begin, the assistant said excitedly, "do you want to open the bullet screen? The eating effect is different!"

The rest of the team has obviously seen the positive film. Now they are watching it with interest, and can also provide post viewing experience. Chu Xiaoyi was a little tangled. He estimated that there would be black reviews in the barrage, which would easily affect his mood at first sight. However, he saw it twice and wasted a little time. Finally, he opened the barrage.

The cartoon variety animation bounced out. After the vibrant title, it was Chu Xiaoyi's personal interview. In the interview, he mentioned that he has just had a sister in recent years, but he doesn't know how to get along with her. He also hopes to find a new way to communicate with his family through the program.

The barrage was full of "leisurely words" and Chu Xiaoyi was no stranger. However, after Chu Xiaoyi's family introduction jumped out, the barrage style changed greatly, and the dazzling pink barrage covered the screen.

Chu Xiaoyi was confused: "what is this? It's so dazzling?"

On the screen, Chu Xiaoxiao's personal data and life videos are popped up. The camera crew briefly introduces her age, hobbies and special skills, and the specialty is actually "humanoid translator and piggy page ten scholar".

——Hello, I'm pink pig page (Xiao Xiao)!

Then, the lens of Chu Xiaoyi sleeping in bed was exposed. He leaned on the bed without image, and his ankle was still exposed outside the quilt.

——This is my brother George (Xiao Yi).

——Sleep until noon, brother behavior, Chu Xiaoyi brother real hammer!

Chu Xiaoxiao directly climbed onto the bed and rode on Chu Xiaoyi. He began to press his face madly with his small hands, trying to wake up his brother who slept in a coma.

——The sound of my stomach is one of nature's most beautiful sounds, which means it's time to eat.

——Xiao Xiao's secret skill: return my drift fist!

——He shouldn't be sleeping all the time. Just sleep through three days?

Bullet screen comments on Chu bullet screen comments, "hesitating:" is this the piggy page barge? "How did he feel that the bullet screen comments were so familiar? Is it still bilingual?

The assistant nodded madly: "yes, isn't it cute? It's very consistent with your family. Netizens are really smart!"

Chu Xiaoyi: "..." lovely, you big head ghost! How did I become my brother George? Is this a gradual pink pig?

In the program, Chu Xiaoyi was immediately ridiculed for three times. First, she couldn't practice family English with her sister, then cut vegetables with the wrong plate, and then she didn't know to turn on the range hood first. In the picture, Chu Xiaoxiao's small face is wrinkled into a ball, just like an old man watching a mobile phone expression bag on the subway. Her expression in the corner is extremely subtle, showing disgust, anxiety and uneasiness.

Chu Xiaoyi was twisting the gas stove: "what do you mean? There's no gas at home?"

There was a happy voice in the barrage, crazily brushing the screen "fine", "why don't you ask the magical conch", "the home biochemical weapon manufacturing site", "please look back now, your sister will be scared out of breath by you" and so on.

After Chu Xiaoyi brought the dark fried meat slices to the table, he gave full play to his amazing acting skills, lured his sister to eat terrible food, and finally pushed the barrage atmosphere to a climax!

This is Chu Xiaoyi!

He speaks directly in front of the public. He puts on a cold and straight face when he has nothing to do. Now he begged to be coquettish to a three-and-a-half-year-old girl!

——Chu Xiaoyi, you are promising. You are submissive at home and fight hard outside?

——My sister looks at the dishes and my brother's expression is like my cat looking at me shoveling excrement. Every day, she is afraid of me stealing excrement to eat.

——Don't talk about Chu Xiaoyi's steel straight man, but it's not you who are warm

——Insult straight man. Straight man won't cheat you into eating failed chemical experiments.

——Xiao Xiao: I'm a mature and steady adult. Xiao Yi: who is not a baby yet?

Chu Xiaoyi's performance on the program has made the public have an amazing reversal of him. This man goes his own way and is not polite. He has to make a mess of two words in his temper. He has been sustained completely by his appearance and professional ability. Everyone thought he was an arrogant young master at home. Unexpectedly, he was as humble as others when taking children, especially when he saw his sister diving out of the pit!

His face flushed with anger. He roared helplessly and angrily at the edge of the puddle, but Chu Xiaoxiao was still singing wantonly in the middle of the water, which made countless audiences laugh.

——Let her sing, let her dance! You also taste the collapse when we listen to your song!

——Xiao Xiao quoted his brother's famous saying at this time: I am a singer and dancer and will not give up my music dream for other careers.

——You think Aidou is a fairy in the sky. In fact, he is a mortal who brushes his raincoat. He not only brushes but also complains [Doge]

——George is really not good this time. He doesn't dance with page. Chu Xiaoyi, what do you mean to say that he is a singer? You don't sing and dance now. The actor's line is really hammered!

Chu Xiaoyi: "

Chu Xiaoyi: the quality of this audience is not good. Let's just watch my sister punish me and humiliate my music dream with her!

Chu Xiaoyi actually saw many unseen scenes. He finally knew why the little things had to leave cameras. The choreographers actually talked to her with the camera, and make complaints about themselves in private. Chu Xiaoxiao named the camera "Xiaohei". The program team even launched the direct shooting of "Xiaohei perspective", and the traffic is not low at all.

While Chu Xiaoyi was cooking in the kitchen, Chu Xiaoyi studied foreign languages, chatted and watched cartoons with Xiao Hei. She forced Xiao Hei to study with herself. Chu Xiaoxiao put the iPad in front of the camera and said seriously, "Xiao Hei, let's look at this sentence together."

The camera raised its head slightly and wanted to shoot something else, but Chu Xiaoqiang was about to turn the lens back. She said seriously, "you can't be distracted in class. Although you can't speak, you can learn to read and understand!"

Xiao Hei: "..." let me go. I'm just a camera?

The camera shook its head and said it couldn't.

Chu Xiaoxiao: "what you can do, I just said! You can do it by nodding your head. Click a, click B, and so on..."

The camera finally collapsed, looked hard at the iPad and fell into a long silence. In the lower right corner of the picture, colorful words suddenly pop up, the content is "background camera: please let me go. I haven't passed Tat in CET-6".

——After the recording, the camera brother passed CET-6 in the nude exam. Others asked him what the trick was? He patted his chest proudly: just come to our generations for photography!

——Don't delay your entrance to college! Tonight we are all little black stationed in the living room!

——Mr. Xiao Xiao, I have learned this question. Let's look at the next question. Can we set up online generation courses?

Chu Xiaoxiao's little black classroom is rich in content, not only with various foreign language courses, but also sports classes make complaints about cartoons and recess. This is a very interesting seat. Chu Xiaoxiao often speaks to the camera, giving the audience the illusion of facing her face to face.

Chu Xiaoxiao looked distressed: "my brother also said that after taking me, he didn't want children? Did he think he could find a wife?"

"It is said on TV that there are 30 million single men. He is poor and stupid. He can't speak a foreign language. He can't even do housework well. How can he surpass these 30 million people? Does he think others are gullible fools?" she held her chin sadly, as if worried about Chu Xiaoyi's future. She thought he was too naive.

The camera also nodded in earnest, almost killing Chu Xiaoyi. What's more terrible is that countless netizens really began to help Chu Xiaoyi get married.

——You call me sister-in-law now. I'm willing to jump into the fire pit and be a fool! I'll be your friend of mud pit disco in the future!

——Xiao Xiao, I'm not greedy for your brother, mainly because I really like you [Doge] for you, I'm willing to be cheated!

——I don't think I can black cxy any more in the future. His sister is much darker than me. I don't deserve to continue

——When the popular traffic online marriage, it is the first person in the entertainment industry!

——Children, do you have any misunderstanding about poverty?

——Wear worn jeans in winter, don't wear socks at the airport, leak ankles, and there are holes in clothes. Make music and throw millions into it. It's really poverty and extravagance [Doge]

——If we only look at Chu Xiaoyi's own conditions, it is really only face and income, but coupled with family and achievements, it is completely different. Parents are well-informed, younger sister is talented, family wealth is rich, Jingfang Jinghu, is this a potential stock?

——I used to be so bored cxy, but I chose to forgive him after checking the real estate in the community. Can I [OK] hope that his music dream will break as soon as possible and go back to inherit his family property as soon as possible?

Chu Xiaoyi: I thank the whole family of this netizen! Don't worry about my marriage and music dreams!

Chu Xiaoyi didn't expect the little thing to speak ill of herself in private, which also attracted many netizens to worry about their mate selection. He simply sent a voice to Chu Xiaoxiao and asked, "Chu Xiaoxiao, who told you I couldn't find a wife? Who told you I was poor and stupid?"

Chu Xiaoxiao replied quickly this time. She also sent voice: "isn't it?"

Chu Xiaoyi: "your brother, I'm rich and rich. Don't discredit me on the program!"

Chu Xiaoxiao: "do you have a room?"

Chu Xiaoyi: "No."

Chu Xiaoxiao: "do you have a car?"

Chu Xiaoyi: "... No."

Chu Xiaoxiao: "do you have a college degree?"

Chu Xiaoyi: "well, no, but I..."

Chu Xiaoyi didn't have time to finish, but she found that she sent her voice first.

Chu Xiaoxiao: "Oh."

Chu Xiaoyi: "..." he thinks this "ha" and "fine" are similar?

At home, Chu Xiaoxiao put down his iPad and was too lazy to listen to his brother's reply. She felt that he did not understand the cruelty of real society. She used to occasionally watch strange emotional programs with her little uncle and little uncle's milk, which talked about the trouble of young couples getting married or seeking marriage and making friends. The elders also had to have a thoughtful and intense discussion and seriously express their opinions.

Chu Xiaoyi's conditions estimate that all the lights will be turned off in the first round. Where does he get the confidence that he is good?

"Generations of our family" is a family fun variety show. The audience is very broad in age and instantly gets through Chu Xiaoyi's national identity. Countless uncles, aunts, grandparents also began to know Chu Xiaoyi, and knew that her sister Chu Xiaoxiao's concerns about her brother even radiated to the older actors of the crew.

Chu Xiaoyi went to a script reading meeting, but he was solemnly held by the older actors. Grandma level actor said earnestly: "Xiao Yi, don't panic. In fact, your conditions are OK. You know it's right to worry now. Some young people always say that they don't love or get married. Now you're a stupid bird flying first, so you have a chance..."

"I'll help you pay attention. When young people meet, they can always succeed! I'll think about it for you! Let Xiao Xiao not be afraid!"

Chu Xiaoyi held the elder's hand in a complicated mood and said, "thank you, thank you, but I'm really not in a hurry..."

"Uh huh, I understand, I understand! Xiao Xiao said it on the program! Don't be embarrassed!"

Chu Xiaoyi: "..." what did you understand through the program?

Chu Xiaoyi felt the national heat and the strength of national dating and marriage promotion.