The Best Fake Eunuch

"I will come out to toast you in person later." Liu Ruyun leaned her head on the prince's chest, looking extremely shy.

The princess is really beautiful!

With a sweet smile, there are thousands of styles. No wonder the prince is so obsessed with her and never forgets her.

"What are you doing in a daze? Didn't you hear the prince's order!" Namandu shouted at the side.

"Yes!" Two thousand iron armors replied loudly, immediately put all their shields, knives and guns on the ground, and then took off all the heavy iron armors on their bodies.

They are used to obeying Prince Seba's orders, and they have formed a conditioned reflex.

No matter how strange the prince's order is, he will execute it without hesitation.

"Don't block the door, as if we are going to force the palace! Listen to my password, turn back, and walk together!" The prince issued a strange order again, and the two thousand iron armors all obeyed without saying a word.

They turned around in unison, walked forward with neat steps, and no one turned back.

It made the old general Gan Luo feel a little bit unbearable...

Suddenly, there was a sound of bowstrings, and countless highly poisonous crossbow arrows covered the sky like locusts, shooting at the backs of the unarmored and unarmed Siamese soldiers!

Amidst the screams, more than half of them fell down immediately. Following Gan Luo and Doma's two orders, five hundred forbidden soldiers and five hundred female soldiers rushed out together, holding long halberds and scimitars, and went straight to those Siamese who were still in a daze. Luo soldiers!

This is simply a brutal massacre.

The awesome armored guards have no armor, no weapons, and are caught off guard. Facing the imperial army armed to the teeth, and the tigress-like women's army, they have no power to fight back!

You think that even Xiao Ye and the Xichang Brothers Jin Yiwei had no chance to make a move, the massacre is over...

This proves an unbreakable truth that has been through the ages, nothing is difficult in the world, as long as there is a heart.

The success rate is always very high if you use intention to calculate the unintentional.

Checking the casualties, the opponent's entire army was wiped out, and only a dozen people were killed or injured by our own side, most of whom were accidentally injured by our own people.

It was strange for everyone to look at Zhuge Xiaosheng again.

I thought Xiao Ye was the God of Killing, but unexpectedly this innocent young man is the real God of Killing!

No matter how ruthless Xiao Ye was, he only killed dozens of people, but he managed to kill two thousand Tiejia alive with a little trick. If he hadn't experienced this kind of thing himself, they wouldn't believe it.

No one would believe it.

Xiao Chen succumbed in the end and was forced to pretend to be Seba. At this moment, he felt awkward all over his body. Seeing that the matter was settled, he was about to remove his makeup.

"It's so itchy to death!" The two funny mustaches on his lips are glued on, it's okay if he doesn't move, but it itches when he moves.

"Wait a minute!" Zhuge Xiaosheng grabbed him.

"Why, do you want to reshoot after the show is over?" Xiao Chen said angrily.

"Boss's words are wrong, the good show has just begun, and there is another important show, have you forgotten?" Zhuge Xiaosheng said with a smile.

"Which play?" Xiao Chen said that I hadn't read the script.

"The marriage drama of the son-in-law and the princess, those little characters have already arrived. After waiting for a long time, it's time for the two main characters, your boss and the imperial concubine to appear..." Zhuge Xiaosheng said in the director's tone.

"Oh... well, but I will never forgive you for this matter!" Xiao Chen had no choice but to let himself be manipulated.

The Prince Consort's Mansion is really full of lights and festoons tonight, and it is very lively. Guests from all walks of life gather together, laughing and laughing, waiting to witness the happy moment of the two couples!

Just waited too long.

It's already midnight, why don't the son-in-law and the princess come?

The main reason is that the food was not served yet. The big guy ate all the melons, fruits, pears and peaches, but he was still gurgling with hunger, but no one dared to urge him.

finally!

With a burst of drumming at the door, the bride and groom finally made their debut!

Under the cheers of everyone, the princess generously delivered a wedding speech, which was nothing more than how happy, how proud, and how willing she was to marry Prince Seba...

The strange thing is that Prince Seba seems to be in a bad mood, with a drooping face and never saying a word.

Of course no one dared to ask why.

The master of ceremonies at the wedding said that the prince and princess are tired, so they won't toast everyone one by one, please eat and drink well, and don't go home if you don't get drunk!

"Respectfully send the prince and princess to the bridal chamber!" Shouting with a neck stretched, amidst the applause and booing of all the guests, the two left the venue in a hurry and went straight to the bridal chamber.

The prince's wedding was successfully concluded, and Prince Seba's subordinates also breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that this is tantamount to a big deal!

As long as the prince and the princess officially get married, Myanmar will be completely controlled by us in the future. I'm really tired of worrying about it these days, so I can finally relax.

So they all drank happily, got drunk and alone, drunk today when they have wine, tomorrow... let's talk about tomorrow if there is anything to do!

The bridal chamber is a real bridal chamber, shaded by red candles, emerald brocade quilt, beautiful as jade...

However, there is no joy at all, but a combat command full of murderous aura.

Xiao Chen is not the groom officer, but the combat commander.

Of course, he was just sitting in command, Zhuge Xiaosheng and Liu Ruyun were still doing the specific things.

At present, Liu Ruyun has sent people to sneak out of the city quietly, to mobilize two horses from the east and the west respectively.

Here, the people in the city who are loyal to the king of Myanmar and her are secretly contacted, telling them that they will attack the Siamese in the city later, so that the big guys have a psychological preparation and do their own work.

Two hours later, the people sent out came back to report that both armies were approaching the city!

As long as the princess gives an order, the attack can be launched immediately.

Zhuge Xiaosheng, veteran Gan Luo and his subordinates put on the costumes of those armored guards, divided into two teams and went to the east and west gates of Linyang city gate, and took the command arrow found from Prince Saiba to open the city gate in the name of changing defense.

Don't make any fuss, and try not to make any big noises. When the city gate is opened, immediately let the troops from outside come in, don't make any noise, but must work quietly.

Zhuge Xiaosheng's plan went very smoothly. Seeing the armored guards come to change defenses, and the prince's command arrows, the Siamese soldiers in charge of guarding the city gate had no doubts at all. By the time they became suspicious, it was too late...

With their mouths in their mouths and their horses bound, the two armies entered the city silently, dividing and encircling all the Siamese troops who were kept in the dark in the city.

Everything is ready, now we can make a little noise!

With countless fireworks flying into the air in the son-in-law's mansion, when thousands of pear trees bloom, it is the order to attack!

In fact, there was no suspense in this battle. When the eastern sky showed a white belly, blood flowed in the city, and the overall situation was settled.

When the Burmese king suddenly ascended to the court, many civil and military officials in the city were still in a state of bewilderment.

Isn't King Myanmar dying of illness? How can you still have a dynasty?

Hmm, it must be that the son-in-law is using the king's order to issue some ridiculous decree.

After entering the palace gate, I saw the majestic and imposing toes of the son-in-law... the head!