The Best Fake Eunuch

How surprised everyone is.

What the hell is going on? This is it.

Dear son-in-law, what's wrong with you?

He lost his head after only seeing her for one night!

Who did it?

King Myanmar claimed that he had been pretending all along, pretending to be confused by that Siamese witch, pretending to obey Prince Seba, just waiting for an opportunity to kill him!

After the princess attacked last night, the father and daughter teamed up to wipe out Seba and his troops!

Saiba is a wolf with ambition and full of evil. If he does many unrighteous acts, he will kill himself!

Next, my love minister, Namandu, will read out his crime...

That's right, Namandu is actually mine, haha, you didn't even think about it, did you? It's right that I didn't expect it, this king's imperial mind is actually well known to you!

Your majesty is wise!

All the ministers chanted a thousand years, a thousand years, a thousand years.

Chen Ming, Wei Yuntian, Gan Luo, and Doma left the palace last night, galloping all the way north, changing horses on the way without changing people, and arrived at Jiuxi River in a day and night.

Gan Luodoma went to see Jianu Mountain, while Wei Yuntian and Chen Ming crossed the river directly to find Li Wanyun.

Both of them were very happy when they heard the letter.

Dang even met secretly on a boat in the middle of the Jiuxi River and discussed for more than two hours...

Siam's 300,000 troops didn't even know that Prince Seba was dead, and they were still fighting hard, preparing to cross the river to attack Dazhou at any time.

Unexpectedly, the army of Mount Canu who was close at hand suddenly launched an attack on them!

At the same time, the 100,000 strong soldiers of Da Zhou also forcibly crossed the river from the lower reaches and launched a fierce attack on them.

This is the situation that every general who leads troops is most afraid of encountering, facing enemies on both sides!

And it was unexpected.

The most deadly thing is that the food and grass for their 300,000 people are all supplied by the Burmese country. The people in Mount Kanu are so smart, and the food and grass are only delivered for one day each time...

Siamese generals came to protest, but Kanu Mountain said that it was extremely difficult to deliver food. You also know that we are all mountain roads here, and it is very difficult to walk...

You say us? We have no surplus food either!

The 300,000 troops had no food and grass, which meant that their lifeline was cut off. Coupled with the fact that they were attacked on both sides, the whole army was defeated after only three days of hard work!

Li Wanyun and Ganu Mountain merged into one place, took advantage of the victory and pursued them all the way to the Siam Imperial City!

The emperor of Siam was so frightened that he sent someone out to ask for peace.

Li Wanyun readily agreed, and signed an alliance with him on behalf of the Great Zhou Emperor.

The first must be to bow their heads and surrender; the second is not to allow them to have an army of more than 50,000 people; the third is to pay taxes to Da Zhou every year, some two meters of gold and silver, and the fourth...

There are more than 30 articles in total, all of which are extremely unreasonable, but the King of Siam had to agree with tears in order to save his life.

He didn't hate Da Zhou, he didn't hate Myanmar, but he hated his unworthy dog ​​son to death!

You're not allowed to mess with Da Zhou, you just want to go!

You are not allowed to seek the throne of Myanmar, but you are going!

If we have a good relationship with Myanmar and become an ally, would Da Zhou dare to be so arrogant?

Well now, the country was almost ruined!

Bad luck is fucking bad luck on you.

So that later King Kangmeng of Myanmar ordered Seba's head to be sewn up, and also customized a pure gold coffin for him. When he sent someone to send him back to Siam, the King of Siam refused to accept it.

I appreciate your kindness, but please let my son of a bitch die a little farther away!

I don't want to see him.

Kang Meng had no choice but to bury his body hastily on the spot.

Later, a group of tomb thieves dug him out again, fed his body to wild dogs, smashed the coffin made of pure gold and stole it, made a huge fortune, and no one has pursued it... This is all a later story up.

Lin Yang quelled the chaos and achieved great success.

Afterwards, those who should be killed will be killed, those who should be punished will be punished, and those who should be rewarded will naturally be rewarded.

The veteran general Qianluo was promoted to a higher level, and he was rewarded with a reward of ten thousand taels, and he was directly promoted to the title of Marquis of Loyalty.

Duoma's contribution is not inferior to Ganluo, but she is a girl after all. It is said that there is no precedent for a woman to be a marquis in Da Zhou. Naturally, he is not easy to overstep as a vassal.

Mount Kanu, who has made great contributions, was granted the title of Lord Xinyi, which is the highest title in the history of Myanmar except for the king, and it also has a high gold content, because Li Wanjiang also personally made a decree for the title.

So he is not only the father-in-law of Myanmar, but also the father-in-law of Da Zhou.

How awesome do you think you are at the same level as Murong Heng?

However, Xiao Chen's contribution is actually the greatest, but King Burma naturally can't give him any title, so he can only give him several cars of gold and jewelry to express his gratitude.

Xiao Chen also happily accepted, this is what I deserve, my young master!

I thought it was a dragon pool and a tiger's lair, but it turned out to be a fairyland on earth.

Every day he travels around mountains and rivers, spends his time drinking and drinking, and it is said that his banquet has been scheduled for a year, and the gifts he sent are piled up like a mountain. They can't fit in the house, and they are all piled up in the yard...

But the happy time is always short-lived. Half a month later, Li Wanjiang sent someone to send Liu Ruyun an extremely nasty oracle, saying: The flowers on Moshang are blooming, and you can return slowly...

He's so fucking pretentious, someone else must have written it for him!

Since Li Wanjiang had written to remind him, he had no choice but to set off to go back.

The King of Burma held a farewell banquet in his bedroom, and he only invited Xiao Chen alone, with Liu Ruyun as his companion.

The three of them ate this meal for a long time, and no one knew what they talked about?

But it should have been a good conversation, because everyone had a smile on their faces when we parted.

Not long after arriving at Jiuxi, Li Wanyun hosted a banquet in person, and there was no need to elaborate on the excitement.

After the banquet, Li Wanyun left Xiao Chen alone, calling it drinking tea.

"You kid made a lot of money this time. I heard that the gifts you brought back filled two big boats?"

"Hehe, with the blessing of the lord, it's a small fortune. The main reason is that the king of Burma and the others are hard to repay their kindness, and the villain has no choice but to be disrespectful." Xiao Chen laughed.

"Haha, you've admitted it yourself, kid, aren't you afraid that I'll give you a copy at the emperor's place?" Li Wanyun laughed.

"My lord won't care about these trivial matters, but if you are really willing to participate in my book, it will be great." Xiao Chen sighed and restrained his smile.

"Don't worry, Your Majesty has a large number of people, and I won't blame you." Li Wanyun stopped laughing.

What the two said was strange, but they both understood each other in their hearts.

Xiao Chen made another great contribution!

But this is not a good thing for Xiao Chen.

Because this credit is so great that it will make Li Wanjiang very embarrassed, because it is almost impossible to award him any more.

As a eunuch, he is now in a top-ranking position, and it is impossible to be promoted again, unless Gong Shouli is replaced as the eunuch with the palm seal of the supervisor of ceremonies, which of course is impossible.

It is also impossible to grant him the honorary title of Shaobao Taibao, and it is even more impossible to bestow him with the title of duke.

But he must be rewarded for such a great contribution, right?

How to seal it?

So now both Xiao Chen and Li Wanjiang are facing a very embarrassing situation.

High meritorious service is not rewarded.