The Best Fake Eunuch

The doctors all expressed that it was fortunate that Mr. Xiao was young and strong and able to resist, otherwise he would have been burned alive!

But it's also quite dangerous. I don't know when I will belch...anytime, anywhere.

"Brother, it's enough for you to pretend to be sick, right? Get well soon and let's go out for a walk, I will feel bad for you if you stay at home all day!" Ling'er also felt sorry for Xiao Chen.

If she was allowed to stay at home for so long, she would have suffocated the bird to death if she didn't die of illness!

"Hehe, do you think the boss is willing to pretend to be sick?" Fu Yan knew what was going on, "If he doesn't get sick and doesn't let those doctors come to check it out, Li Wanjiang won't believe that the boss can only live for a year or two. of."

"Fortunately, I know flame kung fu, otherwise this disease would not be pretending anyway." Xiao Chen felt more and more that flame kung fu was still very useful.

"Boss, I heard that the emperor sent someone to invite people from Shangguan's family. I don't know if they can be invited, but if they really come, I'm afraid you won't be able to pretend that you're ill. If we can't, let's go back? "Fu Yan also just received the news.

"Ah? There is such a thing?" Xiao Chen was surprised when he heard this.

"Accordingly, people from Shangguan's family would not follow Li Wanjiang's orders, but they have many disciples from Shangguan's family, so it is inevitable that there are good and bad. Among them, there may be people who are greedy for wealth and honor, but we have to guard against it." Fu Yan said.

"What the hell, Li Wanjiang is so suspicious! Young master, I've pretended to this point and he still won't believe me." Xiao Chen said.

"Hehe, this shows that you, Boss, hold a lot of weight in his heart, otherwise he wouldn't have." Fu Yan laughed.

"I thought it didn't matter, even if people from his Shangguan family saw that I was faking illness, what can Li Wanjiang do to me?" Xiao Chen thought it was not a big problem.

"That's what I said, but boss, your trick of pretending to be sick is really too clever. If you can deceive Li Wanjiang, it will be of great benefit to us in the future!" Fu Yan said.

Xiao Chen told Li Wanjiang that he might die soon, it was his impromptu performance, but it was not included in the original plan discussed by the big guys.

But the effect is surprisingly good.

Li Wanjiang's attitude towards Xiao Chen has obviously changed a lot. Before, he ignored him and ignored him, but now he sends people to visit him almost every day, and there are various rewards.

The most important thing is that if Xiao Chen doesn't live long, Li Wanjiang can feel completely at ease with him...

A few people were chatting, and suddenly a report came from outside the door, saying that Miss Ouyang Yunxiu had come.

"Oh, she's here!" Xiao Chen jumped up from the bed, waiting for you for a long time.

Ouyang Yunxiu was still so cold and cold, it felt much colder than last time.

The look in Xiao Chen's eyes was especially cold, which made his skin crawl.

I haven't seen you for a few days, Miss Ouyang, don't you recognize me?

"Miss Ouyang, why are you here..." Fu Yan seemed a little restless at the side, looking at Xiao Chen for a while, and Ouyang Yunxiu for a while, panicked.

Fu Yan's personality is extremely calm, not to mention that the collapse of Mount Tai doesn't change his color before his eyes, and there are very few people or events that will make him panic.

Now he is a little panicked.

"Shut up and get out." Ouyang Yunxiu interrupted him without even looking at him.

"Yes!" Fu Yan hurriedly agreed, pulled Ling'er out of the door, then poked his head in again suddenly, and said to Xiao Chen, "Boss, this is Miss Ouyang Yunxiu, you must not be rude to her .”

"Wan Chun, what did you say?" Xiao Chen was stunned, when did I be rude to Miss Ouyang?

Last time... last time she molested me!

"You talk, you talk." Fu Yan closed the door and left, but he could still hear his sigh as he went away...

"What are you going to do?" Ouyang Yunxiu opened his mouth but Xiao Chen was baffled.

"Didn't you want to get Duanmu Nanqiao out of the palace?" Ouyang Yunxiu frowned, "What's your plan?"

"Oh, I think it would be easy with Sister Ouyang here, why don't you go into the palace with me and just kill her?" Xiao Chen said hastily.

"Alright, let's go." Ouyang Yunxiu stood up.

"Ah? Don't be in such a rush, right? Sister Ouyang, you just arrived, take a rest for a day and then talk about it. Have you eaten yet? Do you want to take a bath first? I'll let them prepare the food and drink for you first." Xiao Chen said.

"Stop talking nonsense, let's go!" Ouyang Yunxiu gave him a cold look like a knife.

"But he is pretending to be sick... Okay, let's go, I'll change clothes now." Xiao Chen felt that this Ouyang Yunxiu had a really weird temper, even weirder than last time!

"What clothes?" Ouyang Yunxiu frowned again.

"Sister, I'm pretending to be sick. During this period, the emperor sent people to visit every day. If I enter the palace, it means that I have recovered from my illness. Don't I have to thank the emperor first? I have to thank the queen and the others. This is a necessary procedure. , so you have to change clothes." Xiao Chen patiently explained to her.

"Then hurry up!" Ouyang Yunxiu sat down again with a look of impatience.

"Hey!" Xiao Chen has a very good attitude when he asks for others.

After changing his clothes, he looked at Ouyang Yunxiu and smiled, hesitating to speak.

"What are you doing?" Ouyang Yunxiu stared.

"Sister Ouyang, you have to change your clothes too, otherwise how would we enter the palace? I'll make you pretend to be my little maid, and help me get something, let's pretend to go in and give gifts to the imperial concubine and the others." Xiao Chen hurriedly road.

"Well, okay." Ouyang Yunxiu was very unhappy, but he also knew that what Xiao Chen said made sense.

Xiao Chen found a set of maid's clothes for her to change into, and thoughtfully found a warm sedan chair. Under the watchful eyes of Linger, Fu Yan, Xiao Ye, Tie Kunlun and a group of Xiaoqi guard brothers, he graciously invited Ouyang Yun Get on the sedan chair first.

"Sister Ouyang, pay attention to your feet." As he spoke, he reached out to grab her hand naturally, wanting to help her.

There was a crisp slap, and Ouyang Yunxiu had already slapped Ouyang Yunxiu heavily in the face!

How much do you say?

You can see that half of Xiao Chen's face turned red in an instant...

He was directly stunned.

"How dare you be rude to me!" Ouyang Yunxiu scolded softly, "Do you want to die?"

"I'm fine, I'm fine!" Xiao Chen quickly waved his hands at Ling'er and Xiao Ye, fearing that these two would directly attack Ouyang Yunxiu.

Fortunately, Fu Yan and Tie Kunlun reacted quickly, and took the lead to hug Xiao Chen and Ling'er.

Or what do you think?

"Why did you hit my brother!" Ling'er was furious, and before she could blurt out the sentence that you just want to die, Tie Kunlun quickly covered her mouth and turned into an angry whine.

Although you know my master, you can't hit my brother!

Xiao Ye's ax has been drawn halfway...

"Shut up and go into the house!" Xiao Chen felt annoyed when he got slapped for no reason, he couldn't care about Ouyang Yun's sleeves, so he could only come at his younger siblings.

Ling'er and Xiao Ye turned their heads and entered the room without saying a word, but the door was not closed tightly, they looked out from the crack of the door, if you dare to do anything to brother again, then we will not be polite to you!

No one can stop this time!