The best little villagers
Chapter 101
"Yeah, it's human. It can talk." Cao Erzhu deliberately said, "sister denghong, damn it, this voice is so familiar, it seems that we are still calling our names!" He lifted the straw with a wooden stick to show a sack, pretending to be surprised, "Damn, a big sack!"
A man has been put into a sack and is still moving. He denghong feels even more strange!
"Cao Yaojun, he denghong, help! It's me, I'm the village branch secretary Zhu Dingyin Zhu Dingyin cried in the sack and kept moving in the sack.
"Help? Yeah, Zhu Zhishu? Well, it has to be. " Cao Erzhu dropped his stick, untied the rope tied to the sack, opened the sack, and let Zhu Dingyin's head show.
"Zhu Zhishu? God, it's Zhu Zhishu! This... " He denghong was very surprised, but he blushed, just like seeing the devil, and his body flashed back, keeping a certain distance from Zhu Dingyin.
Cao Erzhu even pretended to be extremely surprised and said, "yes, Zhu Zhishu, how did you stay in this sack? How did you get in?"
Zhu Dingyin came out of the sack. He was black and blue with blood flowing from the corner of his mouth. He pinched his head and said, "it's hard to say what he said. I've been kidnapped. Fortunately, you're here. Otherwise, if you want to stay in the sack, you may die in the straw buttress."
Seeing Zhu Dingyin's ugly appearance, Cao Erzhu wanted to laugh and asked: "Yeah, it's strange that the kidnappers didn't ask you for ransom, so they put you in this straw crenel? I find the kidnappers so stupid
Zhu Dingyin moved his limbs, took a look at he denghong, and said casually, "if you want to, why didn't you? Day his mother, they are lion big mouth, open mouth to want one million yuan Looking at he denghong and Cao Erzhu, he raised his head and said, "I'm not a corrupt official. I don't have one million yuan, even one hundred yuan. So the kidnappers left me here and ran away."
Hearing Zhu Dingyin's story with his eyes open, he couldn't help laughing. He said with a smile, "Hey, those kidnappers are really stupid, or they are too kind. If I don't have money, I will tear up the ticket and kill you. Hey, I have to."
The kidnappers said, "let the police catch Zhu zhier and call the police."
I didn't expect that Zhu Dingyin waved his hand and said, "forget it, there's nothing to lose. I've only suffered some skin injuries. I'll take some losses myself. Those kidnappers with the nature of underworld society can't be provoked." He took out his cell phone, looked at the time and said, "I'm lying in a sack. I can't even hold my cell phone, otherwise I would have been rescued." After looking at the sky, he said, "it's late. The county should send someone to search the mountain for the wolf. I have to go back to the village committee quickly. Hey, hey, thank you! Thank you for inviting you to dinner in the city hotel some day Said the body twists and turns to walk.
Cao Erzhu picked up the sack that Zhu Dingyin had left beside the straw pile and said with a smile, "we two saved another life today. We have built a seven level floating butcher."
"Cao Yaojun, Cao Yaojun!"
Ah, Guo Xiaoping has found her own! Guo Xiaoping was sweating with a big backpack on her back. When she saw Cao Erzhu and he denghong from a distance, she waved and yelled.
He denghong said with a smile: "Oh, we are going to pick you up!"
Guo Xiaoping said with a smile, "Hey, I visited your new rural residential area, otherwise I would have arrived early." Looking at Cao Erzhu, "the houses in the residential area are really beautiful, and the concrete roads are spacious, just like in the city. There are street lamps, and it's bright to walk at night, hee hee. I hope we can move to the residential area as soon as possible, and enjoy the life of city people in the countryside."
She seems to think of herself as the Cao family now.
He denghong saw that Guo Xiaoping's bag was full and asked, "ah, Xiao Ping, what's in your bag? Don't you bring gifts?"
Guo Xiaoping wiped the sweat on her forehead and said, "hee hee, I have made the most difficult decision about my clothes and daily necessities. I agree with Cao Yaojun's rationalization request and prepare to have a trial marriage with him Hee hee, I came out of the house secretly. As for the first gift, hee hee, I'll make it up later. "
"Trial marriage?" He denghong was surprised.
Her heart sour, feel to Cao Erzhu to introduce his girlfriend, really lift a stone hit his feet. Originally, I wanted to take her as a shield, but I didn't expect to make it self defeating and make myself have no chance.
Guo Xiaoping blushed and said with a smile: "trial marriage is popular now. Ha ha, it's nothing special. How can I say that I'm also a person who has been in the county and town? I can't be too feudal like the old generation of farmers. Hey, try to live for a while. If you can have a smooth life, you can get a license to live a formal life. If you can't have children, you can't have a family. Goodbye and go your separate ways. Hey, it's nothing
Cao Erzhu blinked and looked at Guo Xiaoping and he denghong. He really didn't know what to do.
Guo Xiaoping went to Cao Erzhu's home and met aunt Hu who was busy.
Aunt Hu looks at Guo Xiaoping's beautiful face and holds her hand happily. Well, this girl is good-looking. Just from her appearance, it's more than enough for her son.As soon as aunt Hu was happy, she felt that she could not only serve people with bacon and cured fish, but also improve the level of reception. So she said to Cao Erzhu, "Erzhu, come on, I'll boil water, you catch a chicken, and we'll cook the hot pot of local chicken stewed with mushrooms."
Cao Erzhu was not so happy as his mother. He even felt that there was no need to fight so much. He looked at the chicken outside the yard, frowned and said, "Mom, I'm not a weasel. How can I catch a chicken?"
He denghong held Zhu Quaner in her arms and said with a smile, "Hey, you caught Guo Xiaoping so big. Now you can't even catch a chicken?"
Seeing that Cao Erzhu was not too enthusiastic, Guo Xiaoping felt a "thump" in her heart. However, she did not flinch, but said, "I was not caught by Cao Yaojun, I was caught by myself. Hee hee, I officially announce today that I'm going to stay for a long time. No one is going to chase me away! "
Cao Erzhu's face turned white when he heard this. He looked at he denghong and Guo Xiaoping. He was uncomfortable walking.
He went into the hall, grabbed a handful of rice and sprinkled some into the yard. A greedy fat chicken woman saw the rice on the ground in the yard. She couldn't resist the temptation and jumped into the yard from the gate of the yard. She even craned her neck to peck the rice on the ground.
Feijipo wants rice, but no one wants it. Cao Erzhu closed the door of the yard and prepared to catch turtles in the urn.
When Zhu Quaner saw that Cao Erzhu wanted to catch chickens, he said happily, "chickens. Big hen
It's also the life of the fat chicken woman. She was so absorbed in pecking at the rice grains on the ground that she was eating very well. Unexpectedly, Cao Erzhu threw at her with the sack she had brought back from the outside. She was hit by the sack and made her scream hysterically under Cao Erzhu's body.
A man has been put into a sack and is still moving. He denghong feels even more strange!
"Cao Yaojun, he denghong, help! It's me, I'm the village branch secretary Zhu Dingyin Zhu Dingyin cried in the sack and kept moving in the sack.
"Help? Yeah, Zhu Zhishu? Well, it has to be. " Cao Erzhu dropped his stick, untied the rope tied to the sack, opened the sack, and let Zhu Dingyin's head show.
"Zhu Zhishu? God, it's Zhu Zhishu! This... " He denghong was very surprised, but he blushed, just like seeing the devil, and his body flashed back, keeping a certain distance from Zhu Dingyin.
Cao Erzhu even pretended to be extremely surprised and said, "yes, Zhu Zhishu, how did you stay in this sack? How did you get in?"
Zhu Dingyin came out of the sack. He was black and blue with blood flowing from the corner of his mouth. He pinched his head and said, "it's hard to say what he said. I've been kidnapped. Fortunately, you're here. Otherwise, if you want to stay in the sack, you may die in the straw buttress."
Seeing Zhu Dingyin's ugly appearance, Cao Erzhu wanted to laugh and asked: "Yeah, it's strange that the kidnappers didn't ask you for ransom, so they put you in this straw crenel? I find the kidnappers so stupid
Zhu Dingyin moved his limbs, took a look at he denghong, and said casually, "if you want to, why didn't you? Day his mother, they are lion big mouth, open mouth to want one million yuan Looking at he denghong and Cao Erzhu, he raised his head and said, "I'm not a corrupt official. I don't have one million yuan, even one hundred yuan. So the kidnappers left me here and ran away."
Hearing Zhu Dingyin's story with his eyes open, he couldn't help laughing. He said with a smile, "Hey, those kidnappers are really stupid, or they are too kind. If I don't have money, I will tear up the ticket and kill you. Hey, I have to."
The kidnappers said, "let the police catch Zhu zhier and call the police."
I didn't expect that Zhu Dingyin waved his hand and said, "forget it, there's nothing to lose. I've only suffered some skin injuries. I'll take some losses myself. Those kidnappers with the nature of underworld society can't be provoked." He took out his cell phone, looked at the time and said, "I'm lying in a sack. I can't even hold my cell phone, otherwise I would have been rescued." After looking at the sky, he said, "it's late. The county should send someone to search the mountain for the wolf. I have to go back to the village committee quickly. Hey, hey, thank you! Thank you for inviting you to dinner in the city hotel some day Said the body twists and turns to walk.
Cao Erzhu picked up the sack that Zhu Dingyin had left beside the straw pile and said with a smile, "we two saved another life today. We have built a seven level floating butcher."
"Cao Yaojun, Cao Yaojun!"
Ah, Guo Xiaoping has found her own! Guo Xiaoping was sweating with a big backpack on her back. When she saw Cao Erzhu and he denghong from a distance, she waved and yelled.
He denghong said with a smile: "Oh, we are going to pick you up!"
Guo Xiaoping said with a smile, "Hey, I visited your new rural residential area, otherwise I would have arrived early." Looking at Cao Erzhu, "the houses in the residential area are really beautiful, and the concrete roads are spacious, just like in the city. There are street lamps, and it's bright to walk at night, hee hee. I hope we can move to the residential area as soon as possible, and enjoy the life of city people in the countryside."
She seems to think of herself as the Cao family now.
He denghong saw that Guo Xiaoping's bag was full and asked, "ah, Xiao Ping, what's in your bag? Don't you bring gifts?"
Guo Xiaoping wiped the sweat on her forehead and said, "hee hee, I have made the most difficult decision about my clothes and daily necessities. I agree with Cao Yaojun's rationalization request and prepare to have a trial marriage with him Hee hee, I came out of the house secretly. As for the first gift, hee hee, I'll make it up later. "
"Trial marriage?" He denghong was surprised.
Her heart sour, feel to Cao Erzhu to introduce his girlfriend, really lift a stone hit his feet. Originally, I wanted to take her as a shield, but I didn't expect to make it self defeating and make myself have no chance.
Guo Xiaoping blushed and said with a smile: "trial marriage is popular now. Ha ha, it's nothing special. How can I say that I'm also a person who has been in the county and town? I can't be too feudal like the old generation of farmers. Hey, try to live for a while. If you can have a smooth life, you can get a license to live a formal life. If you can't have children, you can't have a family. Goodbye and go your separate ways. Hey, it's nothing
Cao Erzhu blinked and looked at Guo Xiaoping and he denghong. He really didn't know what to do.
Guo Xiaoping went to Cao Erzhu's home and met aunt Hu who was busy.
Aunt Hu looks at Guo Xiaoping's beautiful face and holds her hand happily. Well, this girl is good-looking. Just from her appearance, it's more than enough for her son.As soon as aunt Hu was happy, she felt that she could not only serve people with bacon and cured fish, but also improve the level of reception. So she said to Cao Erzhu, "Erzhu, come on, I'll boil water, you catch a chicken, and we'll cook the hot pot of local chicken stewed with mushrooms."
Cao Erzhu was not so happy as his mother. He even felt that there was no need to fight so much. He looked at the chicken outside the yard, frowned and said, "Mom, I'm not a weasel. How can I catch a chicken?"
He denghong held Zhu Quaner in her arms and said with a smile, "Hey, you caught Guo Xiaoping so big. Now you can't even catch a chicken?"
Seeing that Cao Erzhu was not too enthusiastic, Guo Xiaoping felt a "thump" in her heart. However, she did not flinch, but said, "I was not caught by Cao Yaojun, I was caught by myself. Hee hee, I officially announce today that I'm going to stay for a long time. No one is going to chase me away! "
Cao Erzhu's face turned white when he heard this. He looked at he denghong and Guo Xiaoping. He was uncomfortable walking.
He went into the hall, grabbed a handful of rice and sprinkled some into the yard. A greedy fat chicken woman saw the rice on the ground in the yard. She couldn't resist the temptation and jumped into the yard from the gate of the yard. She even craned her neck to peck the rice on the ground.
Feijipo wants rice, but no one wants it. Cao Erzhu closed the door of the yard and prepared to catch turtles in the urn.
When Zhu Quaner saw that Cao Erzhu wanted to catch chickens, he said happily, "chickens. Big hen
It's also the life of the fat chicken woman. She was so absorbed in pecking at the rice grains on the ground that she was eating very well. Unexpectedly, Cao Erzhu threw at her with the sack she had brought back from the outside. She was hit by the sack and made her scream hysterically under Cao Erzhu's body.
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