The best little villagers

Cao Erzhu seized the fat chicken and gave it to my mother. After that, my mother did the work of plucking the chicken's fur, breaking its bore and opening its belly. There was nothing for him. He clapped his hands and said, "well, it's so easy to catch the chicken."

He denghong doesn't want to be a light bulb. He takes Zhu Quaner to the kitchen to help aunt Hu, and deliberately leaves the yard for them.

Guo Xiaoping is a new comer. She doesn't want to be so big eye to small eye. She just sits around and wants to have nothing to say.

Guo Xiaoping saw a book on a stool and finally found the beginning of the story. She said with a smile, "Cao Yaojun, I can't see it. You are still a reader! Hee hee, as soon as I came back from school, I said goodbye to books. " He reached for the book and read the title of it "Read" the word has not yet read aloud, just like burning hands, quickly put the book on the stool again.

Cao Erzhu looked at Guo Xiaoping's panic and said with a smile, "cut, Guo Xiaoping, don't you come to try marriage? You have to read that book. You have to learn some basic knowledge, so that you don't know anything and make technical mistakes when you need it."

Cao Erzhu flipped through the book and saw the picture of male reproductive organs. He gave it to Guo Xiaoping and ordered: "trial marriage is also a new marriage. You have to see it. It's a compulsory course. Hey, you should get to know the theory first, so that theory can be combined with practice

Guo Xiaoping thought it was really theoretical knowledge, so she accepted the book obediently. Unexpectedly, it was just a painting, which gave a detailed introduction to the man's organ.

Guo Xiaoqin really knew nothing about men. She looked at the kitchen and saw that Aunt Hu and he denghong were busy. No one paid attention to the yard, so she was embarrassed to say: "Cao Yaojun, you are so bad! I was asked to watch this kind of content for a girl. "

She really looked serious when she said that, but her face was redder than the red paper, the sweat beads on her forehead came out, her legs could not help but clip in, and she didn't know where to put the empty hand.

Cao Erzhu was very nervous when he saw Guo Xiaoping. He leaned up to her ear and lied: "I heard that you are coming today. This book is specially prepared for you. It's your textbook. I'll assign you an assignment. Before going to bed at night, you should read the first half of it. It's important to remember it. It's necessary. At that time, I will give you a question to test. If you fail, I will send you back to your mother's home. "

Guo Xiaoping closed her book, looked at the room and said, "Cao Yaojun, which room do you sleep in? I'll clean it up for you, and then I'll lie in bed and watch. " The first time she read this kind of book, she was a little embarrassed. She wanted to avoid reading it. She was afraid that other people would laugh at it, especially he denghong.

She looked at Cao Erzhu with a bad smile. She said, "Hey, Cao Yaojun, don't act like a teacher. You know, I don't like exams, or I'll go to high school and university. Hee hee, Mr. Cao, if I'm not qualified in my study, please be patient, give me make-up lessons, open a small stove, and give me one-to-one guidance. You are not allowed to let me repeat my grade and return to my mother's home! Ms. Ben, to tell you the truth, I decided to try my marriage with you this time. It's a wreck. I can't go back to my mother's home. "

Guo Xiaoping, who is going to take her home after dinner, is stunned to see that she regards her home as hers.

It is estimated that it will be very difficult to get rid of her. Cao Erzhu thinks that if she can't get rid of her, today is the first night. Don't move her, cool her and let her sleep with my mother.

He lied and said, "Hey, do you know the East and the west? The room in the East is mine. You can read in that room. "

I didn't expect that Cao Erzhu's words were heard by my mother. She immediately went out in panic and said, "no, don't listen to Erzhu's nonsense, girl. The room with the computer in the west is his room!"

Aunt Hu quickly ran to her room and lifted the quilt to have a look. She saw that there were several maps on the sheets, which were not dry yet. She sniffed and smelled. There was also a fishy smell and a bashful smell. Needless to say, it was a masterpiece of her and Zhu Dingyin. For fear of being seen by them, she quickly pulled down the sheets and hid them.

Aunt Hu came out and said, "Er Zhuer's bed is like a dog's den. I'll clean it up after dinner, and the quilt and sheets will be changed clean."

When Aunt Hu came into the kitchen, Guo Xiaoping locked her brows and asked, "Hey, Cao Yaojun, how can you cheat me?" Then he reached out and hit him.

After scratching the back of his head, Cao Erzhu thought and said, "I said it on purpose. I want to test you to see if you can still grasp the sense of direction when you get to a new place. Hehe, maybe you've found the right room for xidangdong! " Open the book in Guo Xiaoping's hand and say, "while the meal is not ready, there is still a little time. You should read quickly and learn more knowledge. Don't read until you use it."

Guo Xiaoping looked at the cover of the book. It didn't look like a new one. She closed the book again and said, "Hey, when did you buy this book? Didn't you start to study this kind of thing long ago? You are so mean

"Hey, hey, this book belongs to sister denghong, who I just borrowed. She is afraid that we are both rookies and can't do things between men and women. She wants to teach us, but she can't come to the scene to guide us in this kind of thing. She just lets us learn theory and then cross the river by feeling the stone in practice."

Guo Xiaoping is embarrassed. She stares at Cao Erzhu and doesn't speak.Cao Erzhu whispered in Guo Xiaoping's ear with a smile: "I heard from Aunt tianqin here that there are two big idiots who have been married for a year and haven't conceived a child. When they went to the hospital for examination, they almost didn't kill the doctor. It turns out that the wife is still a place and the door to have a child hasn't been opened. The doctor thinks they don't usually Well, they even have a thick face and say that every day, they just make the doctor more stupid than them. "

Guo Xiaoping hit Cao Erzhu and said, "I'm dizzy. You're really good at bullshit. Hey, I live in your house. You can't bully me. "

Cao Erzhu said solemnly: "it's true. The doctor's prescription almost killed the two fools. It said:" must read for newlyweds. " Stop and look at Guo Xiaoping's face. It's a bit like sun Mingzhi. He asks, "will you? Don't be silly. I've heard that women are specially bullied by men. If men don't bully, women don't want to! Ah, Guo Xiaoping, have you opened your knowledge? "

Guo Xiaoping looked at the book in her hand, shook her head and said shyly, "cut, I I don't know. "

After dinner, Cao Erzhu drank fresh chicken soup, burped and just walked into the yard. He packed up his motorcycle and was ready to find a reason to send Guo Xiaoping home. Unexpectedly, Zhu Yucui grabbed him by the arm: "Cao Erzhu, you've got a dog's head hanging on the gate of the city, and you've got a big shelf. Zhu Zhishu told your mother at noon that you don't move your nest, and you have to send someone to invite you."