The best little villagers

Cao Erzhu cried and told his own experience. Of course, he intentionally omitted the plot with Huang Xiaocui!

My mother wiped her tears with her hand. She didn't believe Cao Erzhu's lies. She asked, "Yeah, you really see ghosts?"

Cao Erzhu nodded and said, "well, when I got to the first Hall of the underworld, I saw four little ghosts, all of them with blue faces and tusks. They said that I was not qualified to go there. Fuck, the water in the underworld is wine. They let me drink two bowls of wine, and then they drove me back to the Yangjian. "

Guo Xiaoping thought Cao Erzhu's words were too mysterious and not too trusting, so she asked, "Hey, do you really get to Jinjiang town in Fujian after a sleep? I don't believe it. There's no such thing

"Yes, it's Jinjing town. It's opposite to Kinmen County, Taiwan Province. A Taiwanese businessman gave me a million dollars back! If you don't believe it, you'll go to the shed tomorrow and see it. I can't take half a sack. " Seeing that the two women were stunned, he said, "however, it was issued by China Mingmin bank. It can't be spent in the sun."

The old lady touched Cao Er Zhu's head and her own. She compared it and said, "it seems that I don't have a fever. What I said is nonsense." Looking at my son, he was not handsome, but now he is unkempt and more like a madman!

Cao Erzhu took off his trousers, let my mother and Guo Xiaoping smell them, and said, "when I saw a kid, I was scared to pee my trousers. I didn't expect that I was a five foot man. I was so shameful He sniffed and said, "Mom, you heat me a pot of hot water. I want to take a good bath. NIMA, I can smell it myself. I have a big smell of shame. I'm going to stink."

Fortunately, he came back intact without being bitten by the wolf. Aunt Hu smelled Cao Erzhu's trousers. My God, I'm so ashamed. It must be true to pee. She went to the kitchen to boil water.

When my mother left, Guo Xiaoping hugged Cao Erzhu and began to act coquettishly: "woo, I can't see you anymore. I can't eat and sleep. Well, I miss you so much. I didn't expect that you were suffering, too. " I craned my neck and looked at the kitchen. She whispered, "as soon as I see you, I feel itchy. I really want to bite you. I want to eat you..." Then he reached out and hit him.

Cao Erzhu wiped his tears with his hand, put his arms around Guo Xiaoping's waist and said, "look at me now, if I want to die or die, I'm not a man, just like a eunuch." Cao Erzhu touched Guo Xiaoping's body and said on purpose, "I won't let you bite today. I'm so greedy of you. You know, I curled up in that sack, my legs couldn't stretch straight, and I couldn't lift my head. When I heard the mobile phone ringing outside, I knew it was you, but I couldn't answer the phone. It made me so anxious that I wanted to die. Fuck, stay in that sack, you can't die! "

Guo Xiaoping frowned and said, "Wuwu, your mother and I are worried about you. We are worried to death. We went to the hut on the mountain to look for you, and then to the Bush to look for you. We are afraid that you will be bitten by the wolf. We are afraid that you will be left unattended in the bush. There is too much bleeding and your life is in danger We're in such a hurry. "

My mother took half a bucket of hot water in one hand and a big basin in the other. She put it in the west room and said, "if it's hot, add some cold water."

Cao Erzhu still likes to kiss Guo Xiaoping. When he saw his mother bringing water, he immediately said, "OK, mom, OK, I'll wash it myself. You can go to bed at ease."

After looking forward to it for more than a day, my son finally came back intact, and finally fell into her stomach. Aunt Hu sighed, climbed to the bed and went to sleep at ease. She stretched her limbs and felt more comfortable than ever.

Cao Erzhu finally came back and was able to sleep with him in her arms again. Guo Xiaoping was even more happy. She dragged him into the room, took off his clothes for him, and said with a smile: "be obedient, mother will give you a bath." Take off his underpants, really smell a big smell of shame, "my God, you really wet pants!"

Looking at Guo Xiaoping, Cao Erzhu felt very happy and wanted to laugh. He put his hand to her chest and touched it. He was surprised and asked, "Yeah, is it swelling? Well, it's completely swollen. Fuck, it's normal. Doctor Cao of our family is really a wonderful doctor

Guo Xiaoping really let Cao Erzhu sit in a big basin. She put her hand into the water and tried the temperature of the water. She poured the water with a ladle to bathe him. She blushed with a smile and said, "hee hee, you're not a doctor in the lake. You've really got the medicine to get rid of the disease. You've got a wonderful hand to make a comeback."

Cao Erzhu frowned and said, "of course, I'm not even a quack doctor."

Cao Erzhu saw that Guo Xiaoping couldn't help and made trouble, so he pushed her away to wash herself. After taking a bath and finding out what clothes to wear, Guo Xiaoping playfully grasped the clothes, made a strange face and refused to let him wear them. She said with a smile, "hee hee, you know."

Cao Wu said: "I don't understand him, but he pretended to be stupid."

Guo Xiaoping whispered: "Cao Yaojun, you are really tired, aren't you?"

Cao Erzhu leaned down beside Guo Xiaoping. He nodded and said, "well, yes, I'm so tired. I finally see you and my mother. My heart is in my stomach again. I really want to have a good sleep. I'm safe and assured..."

Guo Xiaoping curled up in Cao Erzhu's arms. She stroked Cao Erzhu with her hand and said in a low voice: "after such a great disaster, everyone will feel tired. Well, I won't offend you today. I'll let you have a good sleep and have a rest. "Cao Erzhu thought he was very happy now. He hugged Guo Xiaoping and said, "I didn't expect that I could come back to see you. Now hugging you, I feel better than ever!"

Guo Xiaoping moved in Cao Erzhu's arms. She looked at him and said, "I always want to ask you something. Hee hee, would you like to tell me?"

Cao Erzhu closed his eyes and didn't look at Guo Xiaoping. He asked, "what's the matter? You ask me. I want to know. I'll tell you everything."

Guo Xiaoping wanted to ask, but she was embarrassed again. She said, "Hey, Cao Yaojun, how can you be so expert in men and women's affairs?"

Cao Erzhu was surprised and thought that Guo Xiaoping had found out her relationship with he denghong. He sat up and said, "I, I How can you be an expert? " He said in his heart, "I'm an expert. Didn't he denghong teach me hand in hand?"?

Guo Xiaoping said softly, "if you are not expert, how do you know to buy a white handkerchief, hee hee..." Guo Xiaoping is proud of her popularity.

It turned out that Cao Erzhu's heart fell down. He said, "I don't know. You took a bath that night. Didn't you let me in? I'm wasting my time with sun Mingzhi. She told me by accident. "