The best little villagers

Guo Xiaoping laughed, she said: "she is still an unmarried girl, how can she know so much, I don't know!"

Cao Erzhu closed his eyes, hugged Guo Xiaoping and said with a smile, "you are so stupid. Any girl is smarter than you."

"Hee hee, I'm so confused. I don't know that." Guo Xiaoping put her arms around Cao Erzhu's neck and gently kisses her, "Hey, do you men care about women's falling red? If I don't get red, do you want to return me to my mother's home? "

Referring to the white handkerchief, Cao Erzhu was very excited. He said: "wife, I'm lucky. I didn't expect that I was your first man. I'm so proud. That white handkerchief with your first drop of blood on it, I'll treasure it for the rest of my life. "

Guo Xiaoping asked with a smile: "Hey, Cao Yaojun, have you ever seen that kind of film, the one under the age of 18 is not allowed to enter..."

Cao Erzhu asked bitterly, "have you seen it?"

Guo Xiaoping nodded: "well."

Cao Erzhu cried falsely: "my mother, you are such a beautiful girl. I didn't expect you to be so obscene!"

Guo Xiaoping hit Cao Erzhu and said, "don't pretend to force me. I don't believe you haven't seen it. Where are you So the expert, like a veteran, must have taken that picture I learned it from above. If I didn't watch that kind of movie, I would be more layman... "

Guo Xiaoping is such a mallet that she found another teacher for herself. Cao Erzhu said with a smile, "silly girl, it's natural for men and women to do that kind of thing. They don't need to learn. You are very expert now. Who taught you? "

Guo Xiaoping had nothing to say. She said with a smile, "hee hee, that's true. I have no teacher to teach myself."

They hugged each other and had a good night's sleep.

The next morning, after breakfast, aunt Hu went to the village committee to get the relocation agreement as Cao Erzhu told. She wanted to make the people of Tianyu group have the illusion that the nail households had been tamed and ready to move.

Zhu Dingyin is sitting alone in the office, yawning, sleepy and sleepy.

Last night, he successfully fished Cui Shizhen out of her house. He fought in the thorns in the back half of the village in the middle of the night. He also took the drug called Viagra first, and it took him an hour to get serious. As a result, he worked for more than an hour or two without stopping the fire, which made Cui Shizhen go into the fog. Not to mention, he was so cheerful that he had to die, and finally washed away I wish Dingyin had been a man and a woman for a short time, which made Cui Shizhen admire him and praise him as a super man!

Zhu Dingyin is dozing off in his chair, dreaming without a head. All of a sudden, "bang bang bang" the open door rang three times. He opened his eyes and saw that it was aunt Hu with a red face and a shy face! Aunt Hu is also one of her many spare tires. The key is that she has not been vindicated for her short time of working with men and women. Tired as he was, he pretended to be affectionate and beckoned her to come.

Aunt Hu approached Zhu Dingyin's desk, tilted her head and said, "Hey, secretary Zhu, it seems that she didn't sleep last night, and she was with the mother-in-law of a big company?" He was obviously jealous. Looking at the door, he said in a low voice, "Hey, I just passed by the accounting room and saw that the accountant Hu Chunyan was also listless. You two were not together last night, were you? One of you is in charge of the village from outside, the other is in charge of the village from inside. Hey, it's really interesting to combine inside and outside. "

It's said that people are addicted to big companies, and your aunt Hu is not addicted to small companies? The day before yesterday morning, he came to your kitchen in a hurry. You don't think it's a long time. Your addiction is no less than others. You can even be called a greedy cat.

Zhu Ding Yin rubbed his eyes and said, "the day before yesterday, I want to sleep with you for a night. I'm addicted to you and show my ability. You just pushed me out of the yard. Hum, people have faces and trees have skins. Who dares to go to you? " When he drew a circle on the table, he said, "Hey, sister Hu, I'll tell you the truth, I can do his mother's work for an hour or two now Hei hei, sister Hu, I'll tell you the truth, I've become a hot commodity now. I'm not a woman who has good looks and can do that job with great talent. I'm not easy to show her. That accountant Hu, I never included her in the plan. She's not good enough. "

Son went home, there is nothing to worry about in the heart, listen to Zhu Dingyin said, the heart itch again. But she thought of going to he denghong's house that night, and asked, "that night, did you go to he denghong first and hit a snag, and she drove you out, and then you went to me? Hehe, I have a girl friend of Er Zhu in my family, and I didn't ask you to let the yard I'm sure it's suffocating you. "

When Aunt Hu mentioned he denghong, Zhu Dingyin was surprised. She calmed down and said, "sister Hu, don't gossip. I'll go directly to you and want to work with you for an hour or two Do you think that he denghong's land has been deserted for more than half a year, and when someone comes to reclaim it, will she refuse? " Bragging force said, "you know, in this pear blossom Chong, I wish Dingyin want to do something, no one can stop, there is nothing I can't do!"

Aunt Hu explained: "I was in a mess the night before yesterday. Er Zhu didn't come back, and his girlfriend was" squeaking "to find Er Zhu. How could I have the heart to do that with you? I wish you a loss of face. Don't mind. I'll make it up to you. "When Zhu Dingyin saw aunt Hu compensate, he said: "ah, sister Hu, I don't know why these days, I seem to be back to my old age, especially energetic and strong, just like a 20-year-old boy, holding a woman, I can work for an hour or two at a time..."

Aunt Hu looked outside the door and whispered, "secretary Zhu, the bull force is not blowing. The train is not pushing. Otherwise, we will close the door now. It's a mule or a horse. Let's pull it out. If you have the ability, if you don't have the ability, don't just use your mouth and take action. " Then he twisted his big round buttocks and pretended to take off his clothes.

Seeing that Aunt Hu didn't seem to be telling lies, Zhu Dingyin scared away his drowsiness. He sat up straight and said, "sister Hu, you know, I've been a village leader for so many years. I've always been honest and impartial. He Niang, to tell you the truth, I want to have a fight with you. I really want to be comfortable with you again, but it's a private matter between us. Now it's working time. We leaders can't take the lead in faking public affairs to help private ones! Otherwise, I'll go to your house in the evening and spend an hour or two of my mother's time when I come back... " It's not that he doesn't want to do that kind of thing now. The key is that he hasn't drunk Viagra yet, and his level hasn't been raised yet. If he does come now, it will still be lax.

Aunt Hu waved her hand and said, "it's not good to come to my house. Er Zhuer came back last night. Besides, there are still his friends at home. I don't want them to know the embarrassing things between us."

Cao Erzhu came home at night. It was the script they had written. Zhu Dingyin pretended to be surprised and asked, "Hey, Cao Yaojun is back?"

Aunt Hu nodded and said, "well, I came back in the middle of the night. I've been made to be neither human nor ghost. Meeting each other is nonsense. I think I've become a madman."

Zhu Dingyin knocked on the table and said, "well, what the hell is he up to? Where is he? How secretive! He's been missing for a day. He's going to blow up the village. If he doesn't come back today, I'll report to the township police station and let the police look for him. "

Aunt Hu said in a low voice, "I can't tell you what's famous. He talked about the hell's palace and went to Taiwan Province thousands of miles away overnight Ah, are you crazy to say that he's so mysterious? "

He pretended to be serious and said, "sister Hu, this is feudal superstition. Don't talk about it everywhere in the village. We are now carrying out the construction of socialist spiritual civilization, establishing and carrying forward socialist morality, advocating the public morality of loving the motherland, the people, labor, science and socialism, and opposing the decadent ideas of feudalism. "

Aunt Hu didn't want to listen to Zhu Dingyin's high sounding words. She bitterly avoided his words and deliberately said: "my second pillar is a man who dares to be the queen mother of Japan. He suddenly became as timid as a mouse. When I came out, he was still sleeping with his head covered. When I met his object, he also said that he was a ghost and wanted to suck his essence and blood." He stretched his neck and whispered, "I hear their beds creak every night. Last night it was very quiet and there was no movement. Well, it's strange that those who are so greedy for women even give up that kind of thing. "

Zhu Dingyin was so happy that he played the table with his fingers happily.

Aunt Hu looked at Zhu Dingyin and said, "no, er Zhuer asked me to get the relocation agreement. She said that she didn't want to stay in Lihua for a day."

Isn't it a fable that Cao Erzhu wants to move?

Zhu Dingyin is a veteran in officialdom. He is ecstatic in his heart, but his face is still. He frowned and said, "the move should be considered carefully. Don't be impulsive and emotional. Don't regret it later." Take out that agreement, Yang Yang, but did not hand it to Aunt Hu in time, "if Cao Yaojun, like Cao Dazhu, moved to the residential area early, how could so many things happen? His mother, half a million yuan, bought a house and put money in the bank. People in other villages are envious of him

Hu aunt smiled and said, "we are two pillars in this family. He has the final say. He said we should move. We support him. He said he would not move, and we would not object. Hehe, his father and I don't interfere in his internal affairs. "

"It's too early for you to delegate power. He is still a suckling child." Zhu Dingyin handed the agreement to Aunt Hu and said in a low voice, "wait for me behind the straw buttress of boss Zhang at night. I promise to work on your body for an hour or two. If there is a half lie, I will be struck by thunder..."