The best little villagers

Aunt Hu took the bottle of bottled water and looked at it. She couldn't help laughing. She said, "Hey, Deng Hong, did you discuss with ER Zhu that you wanted to get your senior drunk? Those two pillars are so bold that they dare to do anything

"No, it's interesting. I didn't think of it!" He denghong shook her head. She didn't understand. She didn't discuss it, but it was almost the same as what she had discussed.

Zhu Laosi was lying on the table snoring, his throat was like a tractor, and he was sleeping soundly.

He denghong wanted to get Zhu Laosi home, but he couldn't move. Aunt Hu helped him and finally got him up. But as soon as he let go, he fell down again like mud. When he fell down, he lay down on the ground.

After a while, Zhu Laosi fell asleep again.

He denghong stretched out her hands to pull Zhu Laosi. Instead of pulling her up, she kicked him with her foot again. He didn't move, which made her sweat. She said, "aunt Hu, go upstairs and ask Er Zhu to help. The old four is like a dead pig when he falls asleep. I can't touch him He took a look at Aunt Hu and said, "well, what are you tired of? I didn't ask him to really farm. A woman is like a boat. She can bear more than a hundred pounds of weight. She is not tired, but he is tired. Hurry up and call him down

In this case, aunt Hu really lost her temper and ran obediently to the second floor to call Cao Erzhu.

Cao Erzhu is lying on the bed, snoring.

Seeing that the sheets were dirty, aunt Hu slapped Cao Erzhu's ass and said, "Erzhu, roll up for me. The person you invited to drink hasn't gone yet, and you don't care. You can rest assured that you'll have a good sleep. " Then he hit again.

Cao Erzhu woke up with a start. He rubbed his eyes and said, "Mom, why are you always hostile to your son? He denghong and I will be doing the same thing for a while. You'll do the damage. Now have a good sleep. You'll make trouble again. I wonder if you are my own mother Said lying in bed motionless, and closed his eyes, too tired, want to sleep a comfortable sleep.

Hu Ergu grabbed Cao Erzhu's ear and got him up. As she walked, she said, "Oh, I really regret giving birth to you. You haven't let me worry since you were born. Because of you, I live in fear all day long." She said, "you've drunk Zhu Laosi. You can't get your situation home. She wants you to help her. Oh, come on, get out of here

After hearing this, Cao Erzhu quickly sat up, jumped out of bed, covered his ears with both hands, and said as he walked, "Mom, let go, don't pull my ears deaf. OK, I'll go down and carry the fourth son home. My It's right to wait on his wife. "

Aunt Hu loosened her hand and said in a low voice, "son, I will live with you. Even if I have ten hearts, I will be scared to death by you! When can you make your mother live a good life of peace of mind? "

Cao Erzhu went to the back door and said in aunt Hu's ear, "Mom, this Hongmen banquet I set up really works. I know who is bullying my wife Guo Xiaoping. Mom, I just want to get that old Lin Yao drunk, to let him tell the truth after drinking, to get some information from him, but I didn't expect to get Zhu Laosi drunk by the way. This Zhu Laosi is really useless. He makes his own woman unconvinced. He can't even drink well. So easy to satisfy a woman, he was not satisfied, but also let me help myself. Oh, I really admire Zhu Laosi! "

Aunt Hu hit Cao Erzhu and said, "cut, you have the ability. Why don't you use your ability to get your own wife back? With your wife with you, or as before, eating your own food every day, several times a night, fragrant and sweet, and full of food, will you still steal food like today? " "

Cao Erzhu was confident and said," isn't it easy to get his wife back? It's raining in the sky and it's high on the ground. The couple fight without revenge. Mom, don't worry. I'll take Guo Xiaoping back one day. Oh, yes, it's not good to have a woman who really belongs to you! Mom, I think you are as urgent as Guo Xiaoping. You need to improve the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law in the future! You can't be like you and your sister-in-law Zhou Xiaojuan. They are like enemies in previous lives. " After thinking about it, he said, "today, I got Zhu Laosi drunk and got another important information. Mom, don't be angry when you hear that!"

Aunt Hu looked at Cao Erzhu and asked with a long face, "you are a spy. If you open your mouth and shut your mouth, you will get some ghost information."

Cao Erzhu said in a low voice: "Mom, don't think that my brother is obedient. He's in trouble in the city. He's caught fire with the little widow in the city. Maybe he's going to break into the widow's house and won't come back. Mom, your son has been raised for nothing. You and your father have to rely on me to support you. You should treat me better in the future. "

Cao Mingyu told her about it, but she didn't expect that Cao Erzhu knew about it. Aunt Hu hit him and said, "Erzhu, a dog can't spit out ivory. Don't listen to Zhu Laosi's nonsense. Your brother is not that man."

Mother and son went to the kitchen door and saw he denghong eating chicken and drinking chicken soup. Cao Erzhu laughed.

When he denghong saw that Cao Erzhu was late, she ate and drank. She rolled her eyes and said, "let me do something. You are so big! And let me send your mother upstairs to invite you. Please, you are still like the old lady. You can't embroider for half a day. You don't know that your fourth brother is lying here. I can't move him. Don't you know that you can take the initiative to help him? " “Cao Erzhu saw that he denghong ate well. She lied and said, "sister denghong, it's not that I slow down. It's my mother who says that you drink and eat chicken below. I want you to have a good drink and eat enough, so I talked with my mother upstairs for a while and exchanged information. Hehe, I lingered on the floor for a while See he denghong eat beautiful, he said, "you eat, eat up the chicken, if you want, drink up the chicken soup." "

he denghong sat down on the stool, eating and drinking. After looking at the chicken and soup in the pot, she thought she couldn't eat a mouthful or two. Then she said to Cao Erzhu," Erzhu, go get me a bottle of honey. The bottle you gave me has been almost drunk. Alas, honey can really nourish my face. Since I drank honey, I feel my skin is much more tender. " "

when Aunt Hu looks at he denghong and Cao Erzhu, she feels that he denghong is going to be the master of her family.

When Cao Erzhu heard he denghong's order, he immediately said, "good luck." After a while, he got a bottle full of honey, handed it to he denghong and said, "a bottle of superior honey, please accept it!"

He denghong looked at the honey and said with a smile, "hee hee, er Zhu, you carry your fourth brother home. I can't carry him! Alas, that useless thing, and want to drink, and do not have that ability, a drink drunk Seeing that Aunt Hu went into the front hall, she waved to Cao Erzhu, bit his ear and whispered, "I've been your horse, let you ride. Hee hee, I can't ride you. You should be your fourth brother's horse and let him ride it. Hee hee, take him home "

Cao Erzhu looked in the kitchen, but he didn't see Zhu Laosi, so he asked," Yeah, where's the fourth brother? Fuck, you're drunk. How can you play with me and go missing? "

He denghong drank chicken soup, pointed behind the table and said, "lie on the ground and have a good sleep."

Zhu Laosi was lying on the ground, snoring.

"Oh, fourth brother, you are a distinguished guest of our family. Why are you lying on the ground? It's so outrageous. It's just that we didn't serve well. So I can help you up, take you home and go to bed. " Cao Er Zhu carries Zhu Lao Si on his back, "fuck his mother, they are all made of solid meat, like dead pigs, so heavy."

When he came to the hall, he didn't expect Zhu Laosi to cry suddenly. He didn't know what he was purring.

Hearing Zhu Laosi cry, aunt Hu's heart suddenly hung in her throat. She thought Zhu Laosi had found something!

Cao Erzhu had already walked out of the hall with Zhu Laosi on his back. He denghong put down her chopsticks, stood up to drink a mouthful of soup, took the bottle of honey and ran out. Without saying goodbye to Aunt Hu, she left.

It's raining outside again. The raindrops are cool.

Zhu Laosi is lying on Cao Erzhu. He is still crying.

He denghong followed them, slapped Zhu Laosi's ass and said, "cut, what are you crying for? Your mother is not dead. She's in great spirits! "

Cao Erzhu was carrying Zhu Laosi on his back. When he heard that he was crying and snoring, he said to he denghong, "sister denghong, I find that the situation is not good. It seems that the fourth brother is going to vomit. Don't let him vomit on me."

At this time, a woman came over with an umbrella. Cao Erzhu looked up and saw that it was Zhu Yucui. He remembered one thing and suddenly asked, "sister Yucui, did you have your cows mated that day? Do you need to mend the fire?"

Zhu Yucui and Zhu Laosi are relatives. She ignored Cao Erzhu's words and asked he denghong: "sister, what's wrong with the fourth brother?"

He denghong said with a smile: "I drank in Cao Erzhu's house and was drunk by them."

Cao Erzhu said: "Damn, I invite him to drink, but I have to carry him home. What a loss!"

Zhu Yucui shook her buttocks and said, "drink well, don't get drunk. It's hard to get drunk." The voice was sharp, like a cat, and she went in the opposite direction.

Cao Erzhu, carrying Zhu Laosi on his back, lowered his head and weighed his buttocks. He lifted Zhu Laosi's body and whispered, "sister denghong, you may be in heat. Now your voice is like a wild cat calling for spring..."

He denghong said with a smile: "go away with your mother's eggs. You are still talking nonsense behind your back. How and where are you losing? Oh, it's kidney deficiency! " Then he stretched and pinched Cao Erzhu's arm.

Cao Er Zhu kicked his legs like a donkey, jumped and nearly threw Zhu Lao Si to the ground.

Zhu Laosi was so shaken by Cao Erzhu that his cry became louder. He said: "I feel bad in my heart, pain! Wuwu, I really want to cry! Wu Wu... "

He denghong shook Zhu Laosi's head and said, "aren't you crying? Ah, which makes you angry? What are you sad about? "

Zhu Laosi rolled his tongue and said, "Cao Erzhu, who has no conscience, drove his wife away. I'm so angry! Sobbing. "

He denghong said: "what's the relationship between other people's wives and you? It's painful. It's like death of your mother."

Zhu Laosi said boldly: "isn't her wife my wife's classmate's sister? I really fight for that girl, Wuwu. "