The best little villagers

Cao Erzhu struggled to carry Zhu Laosi on his back, but he didn't feel pain. He cried bitterly. Cao Erzhu said, "fourth brother, if you make trouble again, I will throw you into the pigsty and let you sleep with the sow."

Zhu Laosi stopped crying. He asked, "Wuwu, which one does my wife sleep with?"

Cao Erzhu looked at he denghong with a smile, and said deliberately, "there's no way. Let her sleep with the boar!"

He denghong hit Cao Erzhu and whispered in his ear, "Er Zhu, you silly thing. It's really 250 miles. I sleep with a boar. What are you? Hee hee, wild boar. Hee hee, I was just arched by a wild boar

He denghong's father-in-law and mother-in-law all went to bed.

As soon as he entered the room, he denghong's mother-in-law asked in her voice: "Lao Si was drunk by Er Zhu, right? When he goes, I'll do this divination

He denghong said aloud, "yes, I'm as drunk as a dead pig. I can't even move." He pointed to Cao Erzhu upstairs and motioned for him to carry on his back.

The old lady sighed and said, "well, the fourth is too real. The second pillar is too cunning. It's strange that he doesn't get drunk He's so heavy. How did you get him back? "

He denghong said in a loud voice: "yes, he is so heavy that I can't move him. It's Cao Erzhu who carried him back."

After going upstairs and entering the room, Cao Erzhu threw Zhu Laosi on the bed and asked deliberately, "fourth brother, where are you?"

Zhu Lao's four directions were disordered, and his thinking was still in the city. He didn't come back. He closed his eyes and said, "you think I'm drunk. I don't know. I'm in the hotel. Hello, Dazhu, call Special services Hehe, I know very well now. "

Drink and tell the truth. He denghong was surprised. As Cao Erzhu said in the cotton field that day, Zhu Laosi went to a hairdresser in the city and went whoring with chickens. She hit Zhu Laosi and said, "Laosi, do you have special service in the city? You know, your wife is alone at home With that, she couldn't help pinching Cao Erzhu and giggling.

Zhu Laosi covered his stomach and said, "Oh, I can't help it. No special service Then you have to use your own hands to do that! "

He denghong pulled Cao Erzhu to the door, biting his ear and said, "dog day's old four is really playing pheasant in the city! Er Zhu, you didn't owe him the green hat. I don't feel sorry for him any more

Cao Erzhu deliberately shook his head and lied, "sister denghong, don't listen to the boasting of the fourth brother. He said that he had enjoyed special services with my brother Dazhu, but my brother said that my brother had enjoyed it, but the fourth brother didn't. He was a miser and was reluctant to spend money. Everyone went, and he was the only one hiding in the shed with his own hands."

He denghong looked at the room and said in a low voice: "old four is sleeping like a dead pig now Ah, er Zhu, can you mend the fire now? I'll be at your house for a while, and your mother will make trouble. You plough deep, but the time is a little short, and my sister-in-law still feels a little hungry. "

It's too dangerous to do something like a mouse licking a cat. Cao Erzhu went to the stairs and said in a low voice, "sister denghong, you come downstairs in the middle of the night to learn how to bark like a cat. Hey, I'll come downstairs to open the door and let you go upstairs. My mother has gone to sleep, and no one is making trouble. I can plow your fourth brother's ploughed land well. " Then he went downstairs and went to the street.

Cao Erzhu drank some wine. Although he was not drunk, he still felt hot and it was raining. He felt comfortable walking in the rain, so he wandered in the street.

Unexpectedly, when he came to the door of Wang Chuanying's house, he found that a dark shadow behind her yard had disappeared, so he went quietly.

Cao Erzhu hid in the dark, and found that the shadow appeared wobbly. He seemed to want to climb the wall of Wang Chuanying's house, so he rushed up to hold the shadow down.

"Oh, brother, don't strangle me

Cao Erzhu thought his voice was familiar and his body was full of wine. Looking at the man's face again, it turned out to be Lin Laoyao.

"Brother Lin, do you want to climb Wang Chuanying's wall?" Cao Erzhu let go of Lin Yaoyao and asked with a smile, "didn't you say you were dizzy and went home to sleep? Why didn't you go back?"

He said with a smile, "brother, you scared me to death. Hehe, you are so smart. I can't see it. I'm making room for you! When we followed you, we all knew that woman was your old "situation.". I see what she looks like today. She wants to take you down, so I consciously hide upstairs. Hehe, sure enough, she saw a wonderful play. She dragged you upstairs and insisted on her. Hehe, that woman is really a starving ghost. She wants to eat you. You are doing a good job. Your mother ran upstairs, but she was scared... "

Cao Erzhu was stunned. Lin Laoyao was right. Maybe he was hiding upstairs. He said: "brother Lin, you see my sister-in-law. You want to think about it again and again, don't you?"

Lin Lao Yao said with a smile: "brother, you are so powerful! As far as I know, there are several women willing to let you sleep with her. Damn, influenced by you, I can't stand it. I peep at women's windows one by one and dream of miracles. Let any woman drag me to her home and let me enjoy her. Hey, I finally saw this woman walking from the room to the back yard with clothes. It was estimated that she was going to the kitchen to boil water and take a bath. So I wanted to climb the wall to have a look. I didn't expect to be found by you. Hey, I know it's you. I'm not afraid. "Cao Erzhu climbed up to the wall and looked at it. Sure enough, there was movement in the kitchen. He also heard the sound of watering and wiping his body. He slipped down from the wall and thought about it and said, "brother Lin, if you like this girl, I'll get in touch with you. But you have to keep it secret. Her father-in-law and mother-in-law are sleeping upstairs. Don't let the two old people find out. "

Lin Laoyao thought Cao Erzhu was making fun of himself. He waved his hand and said, "Hey, I don't have that idea. I just want to take a chance to see if any women like me. If you want to be a woman, it's better to be in the city. If you don't want to spend a lot of money, you can go to the salon and play low-grade chicken; if you want to spend a lot of money, you can go to the hotel and play high-grade chicken; if you want to play more high-grade, you can stay in a high-grade hotel and help the students of Jiaotong University... "

Cao Erzhu was a little disappointed. He asked, "Yeah, don't you want her?"

Mr. Lin nodded and said, "well, I don't want to." Looking at the courtyard wall, "I'm going back now. Don't let assistant Chen come back. He can't see me and looks for me everywhere. Damn it, I'm selling it to Tianyu group. There's no room for free activities. "

Cao Erzhu saw Lin yaowalking and shaking. He said, "brother Lin, why don't I take you back! Look, it doesn't rain much, but after a long time, I can still get my clothes wet! "

Lin Yaoyao waved his hand and said, "brother, when you go home to sleep, you must be tired after working hard with that girl. I wandered slowly on the road. Maybe a miracle happened and I met a kind woman Then he staggered away.

Lin Lao went for a while, and the rain did not fall. He walked and stopped and shook. He didn't think that Cao Erzhu's Baijiu had a lot of strength. He was really dizzy, sleepy, and his eyes could not open. He walked to a shred border. Miracles did not appear. The problem appeared. He was caught by a stick and fell to the ground.