The best little villagers

Cao Erzhu was a little annoyed, but he said in a low voice: "elder sister, I'm seeing a doctor in the hospital now. I'm just in the city. Otherwise, I'll go to see you after seeing a doctor. See who doesn't want to live, even dare too old head ground, bully to my elder sister's head up, see I don't kill him

When sun Mingzhi heard that Cao Erzhu was ill, she was surprised. She asked, "Hey, Cao Yaojun, you are ill. What's the disease? Do you need money? I have it here! "

Cao Erzhu still said in a low voice, "Oh, nothing. This is an old and strange disease. The doctor said that the incidence of this disease is very low, which is one of millions, and they have never seen it. We haven't found an effective treatment, so we don't need money for the time being. Elder sister, I am not short of money now

Sun Mingzhi blinked and said, "my God, what's the disease? Is it life-threatening? Do you want me to come and see you?"

Cao Erzhu laughed. He said on the phone, "Hey, I'm in good health. I'm very active. I wish I could run ten miles with a big bull in my arms. There's no place to use my strength. How can I be in danger? Where do you think? If you don't use it, I'll see you when I'm on duty. "

Sun Mingzhi did not understand, she continued to ask: "that What's wrong with you? One in a million. "

Cao Erzhu said on the phone: "elder sister, I won't tell you. I can't say a word or two clearly. I'll talk to you in detail when we meet. Now my mom and dad are with me. They just brought the test report. The fat turtle doctor is calling me. I have to see a doctor. Ah, by the way, I'll take care of your business. I promise I'll settle it for you. Fucker, bullying my sister is bullying me. I won't let him off if I don't screw his head off and kick him! Hey, you have to. Elder sister, when I'm done here, I'll go to you and get ahead for you. " Then he hung up.

Cao Erzhu arrived in the county town yesterday morning and has been in several hospitals for two days.

In the past, Cao Erzhu had no shortage of women. First, he denghong, then his trial wife Guo Xiaoping, and then Liu Lili in the city With these women with him, his disease is not obvious, no dew, can not see how serious, life is still sound color, ziziwei, did not feel that there is much wrong. But now, he denghong's husband Zhu Laosi has come back, and she can't have that kind of relationship with him any more. Guo Xiaoping, his wife in the trial marriage, is angry with him and wants to be reunited recently. But there is a cook chasing her, and she is a city resident, and she is much more handsome than Cao Erzhu. It's a little difficult for her to let people have a chance to get back. And Liu Lili, a woman in the city, is just like a dragon At the end of the day, I had few opportunities to share my bed with him. I just broke up with him not long ago. Cao Erzhu now has no women around him. There are people talking at work during the day, so it's better to muddle around. But at night, in the dead of night, there are no women around him. He seems to be going crazy. His mind is full of women. He wants to have a good time when he sees a sow. He checked on the Internet, this is a disease, is a physiological defect, but it is really can not endure. He wanted to find his sister-in-law Zhou Xiaojuan or Wang Chuanying to vent his anger, but he was held up by his mother, aunt Hu, and his father, Cao Mingyu, blocked the front door of the main hall. He thought that he was going to go out to block the way and rob sex, and commit crimes such as raping and raping women. He was so scared that the two elders all knelt down and cried for him to keep him from going out. Since you also know it's a disease, you should bear it all night and go to the hospital for treatment during the day.

Cao Erzhu is now addicted to opium, restless, weeping, sweating, runny nose My father and mother stayed in front of his bed. After a night of comfort and persuasion, they finally agreed that my father and mother would accompany him to the city to see a doctor the next morning and ask the doctor to give him some strong medicine so that he could live like a normal person again. He could not live without women.

When he was ill, he went to a doctor and worshipped Buddha at every temple.

In the county town, Cao Erzhu's family got off the bus and took a taxi. Because I didn't make preparations in advance, I didn't know where to go, and I didn't know which doctor to go to. The three members of the family are on the crossroads and can't make up their minds. The chance is good. The taxi brother is a warm-hearted middle-aged man who returns the living map of the county. When he heard that he came to the city for treatment or andrology, he took his family to a private andrology hospital. It is said that the hospital was opened by capable farmers in Putian, which has a great influence. At present, what big reward activities are being carried out, and Beijing andrology experts are invited to visit the hospital in person. Hospitalization not only does not charge a cent, but also rewards 100 yuan. They also have a slogan: "you see a doctor, I pay for it!" The conditions are: rural people, must hold rural cooperative medical certificate; urban people, must hold medical insurance card.

This hospital is for the treatment of andrological diseases, yes, but others are treating prostate diseases, male sexual dysfunction, male infertility, reproductive plastic surgery, etc. Cao Erzhu's disease does not seem to be among them. However, this hospital looks very impressive. The banners of "Hua Tuo is alive" and "wonderful hand returns to life" are hanging everywhere on the walls.

The expert is a middle-aged man who speaks standard Mandarin and claims to have come out of a big hospital in Beijing.

When the experts observed the words and looked at the color, they thought that Cao Erzhu and his parents were both local steamed stuffed bun farmers, and they certainly lacked medical knowledge, so he became very proud. Unexpectedly, after listening to the symptoms described by Cao Erzhu, the expert suddenly became flustered and sweating on his forehead. For a long time, he did not dare to speak. He was more nervous than Cao Erzhu, because he had never heard of this disease. Fortunately, there is an omnipotent network, and fortunately, the meeting machine works. After a while in the computer, he finally shows a smiling face. He has found the disease! All of a sudden, he got up again, saying that this disease is commonly known as "super male", and the official name of medicine is sex Hyperactivity, the symptoms as Cao Erzhu said.The content as like as two peas of Cao two are the same as that of Cao himself. Cao Erzhu doubts what he sees and the same content as what he sees.

As an expert, he became a very good expert. He also checked on the Internet and found that he had good reasons to suspect that Cao Erzhu had used too much cannabis leaf, cocaine or even testosterone.

The experts mean that they are addicted to drugs? I'm really good at begging for chicken! Lao Tzu has never heard of drug abuse, and his level of doing things for men and women can also be improved! Make Cao Er Zhu is to explain again, is to argue again, even want to curse curse Niang, this just dispelled that dead fool's groundless suspicion.

That expert wrote a good prescription, Cao Erzhu took it to make a price. Damn it, it cost 19673.67 yuan! Cao Erzhu was stunned. She said with a smile, "if you stay in hospital for more than a week with your cooperative medical certificate, you can get 100 yuan as a reward."

If you are hospitalized, you have to hang a bottle every day, your arm will be punctured like a sieve by a needle, and you have to spend a week's precious time, needless to say, without women. Fuck, who's going to make it? Maybe if I stay here alone for five days, my condition is getting worse instead of alleviating.

After discussing with his parents, Cao Erzhu felt that the private hospital was too unreliable. Either asking for money was like asking for life, and the amount of money could frighten people to death. Or do not return a cent to send you money, really can cure a normal person into a neuropathy, or to the national regular hospital to see it. Naturally, Cao Erzhu didn't pay or take medicine, let alone go through the hospitalization procedures.

Cao Erzhu and his parents came to the county hospital of traditional Chinese medicine. He has a high salary now. He doesn't care about money, so he has to find an expert to see a doctor.

Cao Erzhu's expert is a skinny little old man with few hair on his bald head and two small smiling eyes blinking and blinking. He seems to have an excellent attitude. He stretched out his thin fingers to call Cao Erzhu's pulse, looked at his tongue coating, looked for acupoints on his body, pressed them a few times, and then, like a fortune teller, pretended to say a common saying of Yin, Yang, deficiency and reality. He even suspected that Cao Erzhu had some problems in his brain, such as temporal lobe disease, cerebral syphilis and so on.

What disease is that temporal lobe pathological change? It's epilepsy. It's what we usually call sheep's horn mania. It's the kind of disease that falls on the ground and foams and rolls.

Cao Erzhu told experts that he had never fallen on the ground, foaming and twitching at the mouth, and there was not much chance of wrestling.

Cao Erzhu's father and mother also agreed: "yes, my son has never had that kind of phenomenon. He is lively and in good spirit."

But the skinny little old man looked at the three of them and laughed, as if no one could challenge his authority. He shook his head and refused to accept them.

That brain syphilis tumor, generally also only has syphilis's talented person to be able to have. Syphilis, motherfucker, I like women, but I've never been to huajieliuxiang, where to talk about syphilis?

Did not expect Cao Erzhu explained for a long time, thin little old man or sniff, think or know more, still ignore.

According to his own judgment, the expert of the skinny little old man kept writing out the list, which made Cao Erzhu take blood test, do CT examination, do MRI, toss for a long time, the result was consistent with Cao Erzhu's imagination, the little old man shook his head, said with a smile: "young man, you are all normal, no problem, no treatment, go back Do more work and don't think about it. "

They took Cao Erzhu's half test tube blood and let the X-ray kill a lot of his red blood cells and white blood cells. Not to mention, they also made him unjustly throw more than 2000 yuan of cash into the hospital.

Cao Erzhu was really ill, and his symptoms were very obvious. He couldn't help it, but experts said it was OK. He was so angry that Cao Erzhu stretched out his hand to hit someone, but he didn't want to hit the smiling face, so he had to withdraw his hand.

When Cao Erzhu and his family were wandering, hesitating, disappointed and helpless in the hospital of traditional Chinese medicine, a kind-hearted patient told them that there was a turtle in the first hospital of the county who came back from a famous hospital in a certain state of the United States to serve the motherland. What kind of postdoctoral doctor is he, who specializes in male diseases. He has great attainments in this field, but he can cure the disease with good skills Many male patients were cured.

The patient provided such good information, Cao Erzhu's family of three thanks, and rushed to the county first hospital.

Cao Erzhu's family finally found the turtle.

Turtles have been in the United States. According to the constitution of Americans, their probability of suffering from this disease is much higher than that of Chinese people. Maybe he has seen it before. Maybe he really has a knack.