The best little villagers

Cao Erzhu was full of hope and felt that the disease had been cured. Seeing the turtle doctor was like seeing a savior.

The turtle doctor is a middle-aged fat man. How fat is it? I don't know which writer has described that if he wants to open his mouth, he must close his eyes; if he wants to open his eyes, he must close his mouth.

Doctor Da Pang listened to Cao Erzhu's account of the strange symptom with an extremely sincere attitude. After listening, he closed his eyes for a long time. Needless to say, his mouth was wide open and his eyes were closed.

The doctor didn't know what the doctor was thinking. Cao Erzhu looked at his spittoon like mouth. He was so angry that he really wanted to spit a mouthful of sputum.

Although doctor Da Pang has drunk foreign ink, his way of seeing a doctor is the same as that of doctors who were born and raised in China. He asked first, then looked, and then touched. In their doctor's jargon, he asked, palpated, and examined. Cao Er Zhu took off his pants and puckered in the screen for a long time.

Next to her, there was a woman assistant wearing a large white mask. Her face was almost covered. I don't know whether she was ugly or beautiful. Judging from her figure, her chest was pretty, her hips were round, and she was upturned. She should be a great beauty. She was also busy with the fat turtle doctor, and her slender hands were waving on Cao Erzhu's body. She didn't treat him as a heterosexual patient.

When he exposed his private parts in front of a woman, he was regarded as a monster by her. From time to time, he heard her sigh and even praise, which made Cao Erzhu feel shameful and shameful. He had short circuited his nerves many times and killed many white blood cells. If you make more noise for a while, maybe Cao Erzhu will fall to the ground and not be able to stand up. There is a possibility of falling to the ground and shock.

The fat turtle doctor is still at a good level, and there is no doubt that Cao Erzhu is drug addicted or mentally ill. After they tossed and turned inside the screen, the turtle doctor gave Cao Erzhu a thick stack of test sheets, saying that this was a special disease and that he needed to have a deeper examination.

Cao Er Zhu rolled up his sleeve and extended his arm to the little nurse. He kept drawing blood and tossed about for a long time.

Cao Erzhu's parents took the test reports to see the results of the examination. They asked him to see what was wrong with Cao Erzhu, how to treat him and whether he could be cured.

Just at this time, Cao Erzhu answered sun Mingzhi's phone. Before he had finished his words, the fat turtle called Cao Erzhu into the diagnosis room very carefully and looked at the stack of test reports one by one with a sincere attitude. After seeing this, he looked up at the female assistant standing beside him and said to Cao Erzhu happily, "Wow, I really admire you! Your endocrine is very strong, your hormone repair ability is very strong, your cell regeneration ability is very good, your metabolism function is very good... " The voice from low to high, and finally almost impassioned to recite, "brother, you are Viagra, you are Superman, this doctor only envy Not only that Cao Erzhu is not ill, but also that he is a super healthy man.

Cao Erzhu took a look at the female assistant. Her eyes kept turning in her eyes, and her feet stood on tiptoe. She seemed to admire Cao Erzhu.

Damn, medical treatment failed again, and the last hope was put out by experts.

Cao Erzhu wanted to follow his parents to leave the hospital. Doctor big fat turtle grabbed him and gave him a prescription. He whispered in his ear, "brother, I admire you so much!" He touched his own belly and said, "dammit, you see the mountain of fat here, just like a young tree. There's too much soil buried in it, and there's not much exposed in it. My stuff Not half as long as you! Woo, I'm depressed. I'm super bad at that. I'm scolded by my wife every day. I want to find an expert to have a look! "

As a doctor, he can't even cure his own disease, but he treats others openly. Cao Erzhu is so angry that he wants to give the fat turtle a fist. He looked at the prescription that the turtle gave him, and saw that it was written: "hurry to find a wife who can stand the ups and downs!"

Cao Erzhu crumpled the prescription into a ball and threw it into the garbage can. He said, "Damn it, I can do this kind of doctor. I'm sure I didn't study in the United States. I must wash dishes in Chinese restaurants, otherwise I wouldn't be so poor. "

Standing in front of the first hospital of the county, the three members of their family reviewed and summarized their way of seeking medical treatment.

Father Cao Mingyu first said: "it's clear that you are ill. Experts in the public hospital say that you are not ill. Only the experts in the private hospital prescribe a prescription. Otherwise, I'll go to the expert from Beijing to have a look."

Aunt Hu thought for a moment and said, "that expert from Beijing may be a liar! Er Zhu's father, you can't see it. He's making trouble in front of the computer for a long time before he sees a doctor for ER Zhu. Seeing a doctor is like plowing a field and sweating all over After thinking about it, he said, "what the doctors in private hospitals think about is making money. As long as you enter his door, they will find out the disease for you. If a sick person goes in, they will not be tossed to death? It's risky to see a doctor. Be careful when you enter the hospital! "Cao Erzhu vomited a mouthful of phlegm on the ground and said, "that guy said I smoked poison. Dad and mom, I wander around in front of you every day. When did I taste that kind of thing?"

Seeking medical advice is a complete failure!

Cao Erzhu asked his parents to take a ride home first. He went to sun Mingzhi to see who had bullied her. When he wanted to see injustice, he yelled and said he would do it.

My parents looked at Cao Erzhu. He did have that kind of disease, but the doctors in the hospital couldn't cure him. They were afraid that he would break the law in the city at night, so they advised him to go back early.

The old woman grabbed Cao Erzhu's arm and said, "Erzhu, you can't be cured by the doctors in the county. There are no women around you. We don't trust you when you are alone in the city! There are so many beautiful women in the street. They show their arms and legs. They are all white and tender. I'm afraid you'll be ill and do stupid things. You'd better go back with us! "

Cao Erzhu opened his eyes and said, "what's the use of going back? I don't have any women around me. Once my addiction breaks out, you don't let me get what I want. I can't stand it. Don't suffocate me! "

My mother thought about it and wanted to let Cao Erzhu go back. She gritted her teeth and said, "Erzhu, go back. I don't care about you and your sister-in-law. We'll turn a blind eye later."

When Cao Erzhu heard this, he jumped up happily. He said with a smile, "OK, you go back first. I'll go back to sun Mingzhi and have a look. Hey, hey, if I have my sister-in-law with me at night, my addiction will not break out. " Seeing that my parents didn't believe me, he said, "Dad, mom, don't worry, sun Mingzhi won't stay me for the night. If she stayed me overnight, it would be more effective for me. It's a pity that the toad wants to eat swan meat, and he is delusional. "

Cao Erzhu takes his father and mother to the bus and calls sun Mingzhi.

Sun Mingzhi said on the phone, "I'll wait for you at shiquanjiu restaurant. I'll treat you to dinner."