The best little villagers

Wang Chuanying's father-in-law hugged Wang Chuanying's mother-in-law and said, "old lady, I'm so old that I can't feed you. How can I get that wrong idea?"

Wang Chuanying's mother-in-law snorted and stopped talking. She is proud in the heart, she is to use this move, the old guy to firmly control. As long as he wants, she will accompany him whenever and wherever he wants. Even if he has no interest at all, she will feed him to the full, so that he can't have the wrong idea of his daughter-in-law.

Wang Chuanying's father-in-law sighed and said, "well, I think Chuanying is also very poor. She is so young, and when her husband is not around, she just takes care of her children at home, just like a widower..."

Wang Chuanying's mother-in-law hit the old man and said, "don't think about Chuanying all day long. It's just that she was not good when she was born I still don't want my son Guangxiang to go out. It's so nice for my family to be together and take care of each other! As soon as he goes out, he suffers alone in the city. As for us, our parents can't see our son, our wife can't see her husband, and our children can't see our father Oh, what's the matter

Wang Chuanying's father-in-law said with a smile, "if Guangxiang doesn't go out to work and earn a little money, he won't be able to live. Well, it's better when we were young. When the family is together and we meet every day, there's no need to worry about it. "

Wang Chuanying's mother-in-law is completely willing to spend her life with a gentleman. She takes this as a means to prevent the old man from eating grass beside the nest. It's a kind of work, and there's no happiness at all.

After a while of passion, Wang Chuanying's father-in-law forgot himself and cried out, "Chuanying, Chuanying, I..."

Wang Chuanying's mother-in-law grabbed the muscle on Wang Chuanying's father-in-law's body and asked in a low voice, "you old devil, who cut your skull? Which name did you just call? You said you didn't have a bad idea. I must have thought about it for a long time, but I watched it closely, and you didn't have a chance to start. Well, last time we went to the girl's house, you didn't want to go. You wanted to stay at home. Did you want to try to spread English? "

When the acupoints were accurately pointed, Wang Chuanying's father-in-law was speechless and a little embarrassed. He made the old woman into his daughter-in-law Wang Chuanying and got mad.

There is a large-scale drama on the upper floor, and the taste of the performance downstairs is even heavier.

Wang Chuanying tidied up in the kitchen. When she came into the hall, she heard the "bang Dang" of going to bed. Knowing what the two old guys were doing, she pursed her lips and laughed silently.

Entering the room, Cao Erzhu still hid under the bed and didn't dare to climb out. Wang Chuanying patted the edge of the bed and said, "Hey, come out, hurry up. You are usually very brave. I didn't expect that you are still as timid as a mouse!" Said also looked at the ceiling, listening to the movement of the upstairs, can't help laughing.

Cao Erzhu crawled out of the empty bed. He was disheartened. He patted the dust on his body and said, "Damn it, it's so bashful under the bed. I almost suffocated him." Today, the cat said, "it's dangerous to climb on the bed! If your mother-in-law catches you, why don't you make trouble? Oh, danger, too dangerous! "

Wang Chuanying frowned and said, "my mother-in-law is so strange today that she even wants to sleep with them with Tiantian in her arms. When she comes into my room, she keeps sniffing and looks around like a thief..." Then he looked at the ceiling, opened his brows and said, "when you climb the wall, there's too much noise. Maybe they heard it upstairs. So are you. Why don't you do it lightly? "

Cao Erzhu was going to take off Wang Chuanying's clothes. When she said that, he drew back his hand and became uneasy.

Wang Chuanying looked at the silly Cao Erzhu, pursed a smile and said: "hee hee, you are so experienced. If we both walk on the ground at the same time, it must be the footsteps of two people..."

Cao Erzhu made a strange face, opened his mouth and didn't speak.

Wang Chuanying turned off the light, and the room suddenly became dark.

Cao Erzhu was still in a state of tension. He pushed Wang Chuanying and asked, "Hey, aren't you afraid that your mother-in-law suddenly went downstairs?"

Wang Chuanying pointed to the upstairs and said with a smile, "silly Er Zhu, you don't listen to the news. Can't you hear what they are doing?"

When Cao Erzhu heard the shaking sound of the bed upstairs, he made a strange face and said, "Hey, your father-in-law and mother-in-law are also passionate. Maybe they are influenced by us."

"Well, the sound insulation of the new house is not very good. You should be quiet when you are there. Don't let them hear you upstairs." Wang Chuanying takes out a condom and hands it to Cao Erzhu.

Cao Erzhu put on the condom and threw himself down

There was no voice, only body language, and the sound of the bed shaking.

Wang Chuanying suddenly said: "Er Zhu, I tell you, sister-in-law steals my brother-in-law, that's not You'll be struck by thunder, Ron. " She was afraid that Cao Erzhu and his sister-in-law Zhou Xiaojuan had that kind of relationship, and alienated herself, deliberately said this to scare him.

Cao Erzhu said with a red face: "cut, you really can pull..." After thinking about it, he said, "according to the ancient books, it's normal for uncle and sister-in-law to steal food, and it's stolen by father-in-law and daughter-in-law! But I won't have that relationship with my sister-in-law. She is five or six years older than me! " All of a sudden, he heard the footsteps coming downstairs. He quickly picked up his clothes, turned over and went under the bed.Wang Chuanying also heard the sound of footsteps. It is estimated that Wang Chuanying's mother-in-law heard the movement, and it was too late to dress herself. She was thinking about countermeasures. Unexpectedly, the light in the room was turned on by Wang Chuanying's mother-in-law, and the room suddenly lit up.

Hearing the news downstairs, the old man and the old woman felt strange. The old man thought cleverly that his daughter-in-law must have a wild man. She must have come into the house in the dark. Now she is lying on the bed with Wang Chuanying in her arms, otherwise her bed would not shake. So, let the old woman to a surprise attack, ready to give Wang Chuanying a surprise, did not expect to turn on the light, only to see Wang Chuanying lying in bed. She locked her eyebrows and looked around. When she didn't see anyone, she asked in a low voice, "Chuanying, what's the matter with you? It makes the bed sound so loud. "

Wang Chuanying was guilty of being a thief. Her face turned red immediately. She was very ashamed. She swayed her hips in a hurry, meaning that she was amusing herself. She said on purpose: "Oh, mom, I didn't do anything, I just felt myself I'm so ashamed to be seen by you. Wu, I think Guangxiang is sick... "

Wang Chuanying's mother-in-law looks at her naked daughter-in-law. She is intoxicated! I don't know what to say. She sniffed to comfort her, but she didn't know what to say.

Seeing that her mother-in-law had nothing to say, Wang Chuanying thought about it, frowned and looked at her mother-in-law and said, "Mom, I was fine originally. Tiantian went to sleep with you. I just had a good sleep. I didn't expect to be woken up by the sound from upstairs..."

Wang Chuanying's mother-in-law's face flushed to her neck. She was originally here to catch the traitor. As a result, she turned to herself. She is not a vegetarian, and her head is not slow. She lied and said, "we didn't do anything. Your father-in-law said he twisted his waist. I'm massaging him! Well, with a little more strength, you can hear the movement below. "

Wang Chuanying pulled the quilt to cover her body and pretended: "Oh, you are massaging! Mom, you can also massage. Why haven't I heard of it? I thought Ah, I also heard you shouting and shouting, and dad gasping loudly Make me flustered, can't sleep, want to The light is shining

Wang Chuanying's mother-in-law looked at Wang Chuanying and scolded him in her heart: old man, tell him to be quiet. He didn't listen. It really affected his daughter-in-law. She helped Wang Chuanying pull the quilt and said, "OK, just go to sleep if you have nothing to do. Your father-in-law is worried about what's wrong with you. He told me to come down and have a look. "

Cao Erzhu was lying in the empty bed with a urinating basin beside him. He was not shy. The key was that he was afraid that the old woman would find him.

Wang Chuanying squinted and said, "Mom, you turn off the light. It's too bright for me to open my eyes. Well, I'm fine now. It's OK. Go upstairs and have a massage with dad. "

Wang Chuanying's mother-in-law turned off the light and walked out of Wang Chuanying's room. She walked slowly upstairs. She was thinking, how can she tell the old man? Of course, it can't be said that the daughter-in-law is narcissistic. If the old man knows, why don't he take the opportunity to enter?

Sure enough, on the second floor, Wang Chuanying's father-in-law came up with a stick and asked, "Hey, old lady, what's going on? It's strange that you don't move when you go down. "

Wang Chuanying's mother-in-law thought for a long time before she came to a conclusion. She lied and said, "it's nothing. Chuanying had a nightmare I went down to wake her up

The old couple went to bed with ease.

Cao Erzhu was lying in the empty bed, waiting for the old woman's footsteps to come upstairs. Then he climbed out, patted the dust on his body, climbed to the bed and whispered: "Chuanying sister-in-law..."

Before saying that, Cao Erzhu's mouth was covered by Wang Chuanying's hand. She said falsely, "ghost Cao Erzhu, why don't you have a long memory? We've been sleeping together. How can we call our sister-in-law? "

Cao Erzhu stood on the ground and said with a cry: "Wu, wife, when your mother-in-law came, I was scared down and wasted a condom for nothing..."

Wang Chuanying whispered with a smile: "hee, you're so useless. You'll be scared down as soon as you're scared. Or, next time we'll stay in a hotel in the country... "

Cao Erzhu holds Wang Chuanying up and presses him to the ground. When they roll up on the ground, they are covered with ashes, but the people upstairs just don't hear them.

They finally got what they wanted and sat down on the ground.

Cao Erzhu said with a smile: "Hey, there's no sound at all, right?"

Wang Chuanying touched her body and said, "there's no sound. I didn't put a sheet on the floor. I'm covered in ashes. I'm really Cinderella."

Cao Erzhu didn't wear shoes either. He was going out with the shoes.

Wang Chuanying got up from the ground and put her arms around Cao Erzhu. She said, "go back to the hotel next I'll save enough milk for you to drink. "

Cao Erzhu bent over Wang Chuanying's waist, smacked his lips and said, "OK, listen to you. You can call me one day." Then he pushed Wang Chuanying away and walked into the yard.

When he went to the second floor of the courtyard, he saw that the light was on upstairs, and the two old guys were still awake. Cao Erzhu was so scared that he quickly fell into the dark corner of the wall.

After listening to the news for a while, Cao Erzhu recognized that the old lady was peeing sweetly.Another false alarm happened. Cao Erzhu saw that the stool beside the wall had not been taken away. He stood up, grabbed the wall and turned over. Unexpectedly, his center of gravity was out of balance and he was about to roll out. He wanted his feet to land first, but his buttocks took the lead. As a result, he fell a dog to eat excrement.

What's more, the light on the second floor came on again, and Wang Chuanying's mother-in-law asked aloud, "who?"

Scared Cao Erzhu got up, covered his ass and ran home.