The best little villagers

I didn't sleep well last night, and I've been listless in the morning. At noon, Cao Erzhu sat in the office and dozed off. What's more, his buttock was blue, and now he still has some pain. The price of scraping the wall is too heavy.

"Dong Dong Dong" suddenly someone knocked on the door.

Cao Erzhu was stunned and quickly perked up. Since Liu Lili was expelled, no one has knocked on her door! He ran to open the door.

"Little Cao. You didn't expect me to come, did you? "

It turned out that it was Dong lixiu, Wu Shizhen's wife, who spoke in a soft voice, like a little girl. It was obvious that the old cucumber was painted green and pretended to be tender.

Cao Erzhu felt a little numb when he heard the voice. He blinked his eyes and immediately showed a smiling face and said, "Oh, it's you. Welcome, welcome! I didn't expect, I didn't expect, a little surprised, a little flattered! Hey, surprise, surprise

Dong lixiu walked into the office, looked at Cao Erzhu up and down, tilted his head and said, "Xiao Cao, did you play mahjong in the middle of the night last night? It seems that I haven't slept well yet. I have no spirit at all! "

Cao Erzhu fooled around with Wang Chuanying in the middle of the night last night. He covered his buttocks, laughed and lied and said, "no, I don't know what's going on in my heart, but I just can't sleep. I just tossed about in bed all night. Well, I feel sleepy again during the day. "

Unexpectedly, Dong lixiu pursed his mouth and laughed. He suddenly grabbed Cao Erzhu's arm and said, "Xiao Cao, let's go. I'll show you to meet someone."

"Who, who? Hey, you have to? " Cao Erzhu followed Dong lixiu out of the office, and then got into the car.

Sitting in the office in front of quanguang, he saw that Cao Erzhu and Dong lixiu were in a hot fight. He muttered again: "it's strange that Cao Erzhu's dog days had a relationship with President Wu's wife? His mother is so ugly that the boss's wife likes him

Dong lixiu started the car and said, "don't ask, Xiao Cao. You'll know who it is when you see it. It's a secret for now. "

Cao Erzhu was sitting in the car, looking at the fat woman in front of her. She was so divine that he didn't know what medicine she was selling in the gourd.

Seeing that Cao Erzhu was confused and listless, Dong lixiu reached for his shoulder and said, "just lie in the car and sleep. I'll call you when I get there."

Although he didn't know who to see, Cao Erzhu was not afraid. He looked at Dong lixiu's expression. He didn't look like he was trying to hurt himself. He leaned back, opened his legs, closed his eyes and fell asleep.

After a while, Cao Erzhu snored, and he began to dream illogically.

Naturally, women are indispensable in dreams. Strangely enough, I have slept with several women, but in my dream, I was with Guo Xiaoping. What's more incredible is that I did that kind of man and woman thing with her in bed, and I yelled and yelled. I was so happy

"Hey, hey, Xiao Cao, wake up." Dong lixiu drove and woke Cao Erzhu up.

Cao Erzhu wakes up and opens his eyes. What he sees is a big and fat face and a big mouth, which is far away from Guo Xiaoping's face and small mouth. Cao Er Zhu straightened up, folded up his open legs, wiped the saliva on the corner of his mouth with his hand, and asked with a smile, "here it is?"

"No. Oh, did you dream just now? You yell and scream, and your body keeps shaking Hey, I'll wake you up. " Dong lixiu started the car again.

Cao Erzhu blushed, but he was embarrassed to say what happened in his dream. He said with a smile: "well, I had a strange dream..." Seeing that Dong lixiu's face turned red, he seemed to be embarrassed, and his courage increased. "Hey, I dream of being with a little girl..."

Dong lixiu slowed down, pursed his mouth, and said shyly, "ha ha, I'm from here. I can see it."

"Hey, I'm so sorry. You won't laugh at me, will you?" Cao Erzhu pretended to be shy.

"Well, no, it's not true to dream." Dong lixiu blinked his eyes quickly and said with a red face, "it's no big deal to come here for real these days. It shows that you have the ability to be a woman. "

Cao Erzhu has heard that Wu Shizhen and his wife have separated. Needless to say, she is like a widower now. She doesn't want to beat me now, does she? He had more courage and said with a smile, "Hey, I didn't see it. You are also very avant-garde." After looking at the reaction on her face, she pursed her mouth and said, "Hey, you have so much money. What do you want? You don't have a white face, do you?"

Dong lixiu suddenly stopped the car. She looked at Cao Erzhu and said, "Hey, Xiao Cao, would you like to be my little white face?"

Sure enough, Cao Erzhu was beating his own idea. He was stunned, and his heart also "thumped" up. He covered his chest and said, "Oh, my appearance can also be regarded as a small white face?"

I didn't expect that Dong lixiu said solemnly: "for a woman of my age, it's not to be handsome to look for a man. The key is to look at his physique Ha ha, you know

Cao Erzhu understood what Dong lixiu meant by "physique". He said with a smile: "from the appearance, I'm not handsome. If you want to talk about physique, that's my strength. Unfortunately, now people only pay attention to the outside face, no one pays attention to the things in the pants. Some men are handsome, but in their pants It's a good thing, but not a good thing. "Dong lixiu looked at Cao Erzhu with wide eyes and said with embarrassment, "hee hee, Xiao Cao, would you like to be my little white face?"

Cao Erzhu was very serious when he saw Dong lixiu. He blinked his eyes and said, "if you really need me, I can accompany you Hey, hey, you have to. "

I didn't expect that Dong lixiu suddenly sounded the car and added more power. He said with a smile, "Xiao Cao, I'll make a joke for you. Don't take it seriously. I'm not the one who has nothing to worry about. "

Cao Erzhu took it seriously. He blushed and looked embarrassed. He thought about it and said, "I, I It's also the dead on the stage. I didn't take it seriously. I was just joking with you. " Looking out of the window, he asked, "Hey, where are you going to take me?"

Dong lixiu shook his head and said, "don't ask. By then, you will know."

Cao Erzhu jokingly said, "Hey, you won't sell me, will you? Even if you sell me, don't let me count

Dong lixiu drove into the city. She slowed down, looked back at Cao Erzhu, and said with a smile, "sell you? Hee hee, that's a good idea. How much can you be worth? "

Cao Erzhu said with a smile: "it depends on who you sell it to. If you sell it to those who need it, it's worth a hundred thousand yuan and eighty thousand yuan. If you sell it to those who don't need it, it's not worth a cent."

Dong lixiu joked: "hey hey, sell it to a rich woman to be a little white face..."

Cao Erzhu raised his chest and said, "well At least one hundred and eighty thousand Hey, hey, you have to. "

Dong lixiu slowed down, took a few steps and stopped. She turned around and seemed very interested. She asked, "why?"

Cao Erzhu did not speak. He began to take off his clothes.

Dong lixiu opened his eyes and asked, "what do you want to do, Xiao Cao?"

Cao Erzhu took off his coat, revealed his pectoralis major muscle, and made a fist movement. He said: "look at my meat, do you know why it's worth such a high price? Hehe, because I'm a super man, that kind of It's amazing. "