The best little villagers

"Husband, my stomach is so swollen that I can't squeeze it. Let's get out of the way. I tell you, in the hut on the hillside, I want to relieve my hand. I've been enduring it, but I don't dare to say that I'm afraid that Mr. Lin will take advantage of my crooked mind. Woo, you're going to pee as soon as you hit me. Hee, I'm afraid I'll pee on the bed. " Guo Xiaoping blinked her tears, tilted her head and said, "woo, husband, I'm going to punish you now. I want you to hold me and let you smell my urine. Hee hee, hurry up. "

"No problem. It's nothing to smell your urine. Anyway, I made a mistake, as long as you don't let me drink your urine. If you punish me now and let me drink your urine, I won't refuse! Wife, I've made you angry. I feel so sorry for you. I've made you angry so much, made you suffer so many crimes, made you lonely for so long, and made you idle for so long. Later, I regretted my intestines... " Cao Erzhu put his hand into Guo Xiaoping's waist, touched it and said, "I can't do it. The toilet is still downstairs in the yard. Do you want me to hold it so far? Che, didn't you mean to kill me? Go down by yourself. I'll accompany you. Let me leave some strength and let me plough your geomantic treasure land well. "

Guo Xiaoping stretched her head and looked, pointed to the big basin with bath water with her thumb, pursed her mouth, made a strange face, wiped the tears on her face with her hand, then tilted her head and said, "woo, you pick me up quickly, I want to pee, I can't hold it. Wuwu, it's the old rule. Just pee in that big basin. Well, we used to live in that dilapidated house like this, but now we move and live in a new house like this. " He said with a smile, "well, I'm not as bad as you think. You're my husband and my sweetheart. You want to live together for a lifetime. My heart aches. It's too late for you to drink urine!"

"Oh, my wife, you are so kind and great! What you say is in my heart. What you say is what I want to say. " Cao Erzhu picked up Guo Xiaoping, put her back in front of her, broke one of her thick legs with both hands, let it open, walked to the edge of the big basin, and said with a smile, "OK, wife, you can start to pee. Alas, such days have begun again. "

"Cut, husband, don't you want to?" Guo Xiaoping held her breath, but she didn't pee for a long time. She cried and said, "Wuwu, you're a big man. I can't pee in front of you!"

Cao Erzhu shook Guo Xiaoping's body, frowned and said, "Yeah, no, you're not so bloated that you can't hold it? It's strange. Why can't you pee after waiting for you for a while? "

Guo Xiaoping said coquettishly: "Wuwu, I don't know. Anyway, I can't pee."

Cao Erzhu grasped Guo Xiaoping's leg, stretched his neck to have a look, and said playfully, "cut, it can't be blocked. Do you want me to dredge it myself?"

Guo Xiaoping is trying to pee out with all her strength. When she hears Cao Erzhu's words, she reaches out her hand to hit him and says with a smile: "cut, you bad thing, what nonsense! What a nuisance!"

Just then, the urine finally came out. "Dong Dong Dong" was like a rainstorm. It was overwhelming. It was not like turning on the tap. It was like rain in the sky. It was overwhelming dripping into the basin. It was estimated that there was a disorder to stop it. There were many forks in the urine. One of the forks actually urinated on Guo Xiaoping's smooth thick leg, which made Cao Erzhu's hand also urine.

Cao Erzhu's hands urinated, but he didn't dare to let go. He yelled: "my God, wife, your urine is shooting everywhere, which makes me see..."

Guo Xiaoping began to laugh. She patted Cao Erzhu with her hand and said, "well, it's not like that before I tried to marry him. Wuwu, I blame you. It's all your good deeds. It makes my body in a mess. When I release my little hand, it always forks. Well, when I was carrying dishes in the city, every time I went to the bathroom to relieve my hands, I would secretly scold you for being a bad thing. Oh, have you sneezed? "

Cao Erzhu looked at Guo Xiaoping's solution, and the smell of urine went straight to his nose. He held his breath, pursed his mouth tightly, and said along with her, "no wonder I sneeze every day. It turns out that you are scolding me?"

Guo Xiaoping released her little hand. Her round buttock was just in the nest between Cao Erzhu's two legs. She put one hand under her buttock and fished it. With her face close to her face, she asked with a smile: "Hey, Cao Yaojun, did you think about me when you were sleeping? Also, have you ever had my dream when you dream? "

Cao Erzhu kisses Guo Xiaoping's face and says, "don't mention it. When I close my eyes when I sleep, I think of you. I never dream of others, I always stay with you. Nima, when I wake up, I realize that it's a dream. As soon as I reach out, the bed is empty. I really want to cry

Guo Xiaoping patted Cao Erzhu and said, "shake my body and let all the urine beads drip down." Seeing that Cao Erzhu was shaking her body, she was very happy. She said coquettishly, "woo, me too. Every time I dream, I'm with you villain. I never dream of that cook. Ah, you miss me so much that you don't pick me up. I don't believe it. Your dream of me is a fake. It's made up by you. You want to make me happy on purpose. "

Cao Erzhu shook his head and said, "I want to pick you up too, but my life is pinched by Liu Lili. She always threatens me with dismissal. Alas, I'm stupid. I've been cheated by Liu Lili! I want to be the deputy manager and get 30000 yuan a month, so I didn't dare to pick you up. "So big a bubble urine, urine is good, Guo Xiaoping shook buttock son to say: "Wu, take toilet paper to wipe for me. Well, I want you to do more work for me and make up for your previous mistakes. "

Cao Erzhu wiped Guo Xiaoping with toilet paper, put her on the bed and wiped her hands with a towel.

Guo Xiaoping thinks it's a little strange to see Cao Erzhu. How can this bad thing not rush to do that kind of thing like before? She thought so much, but she was embarrassed to take the initiative. She was afraid that he would laugh at her.

After a long time, Cao Erzhu peed in the big basin, stood in front of the bed and said, "wife, what do you think is the most important thing for us to do now?"

Of course, it's men's love and women's love. Guo Xiaoping wanted to say it directly, but she was embarrassed to say it. She said with a smile, "sleep!"

Cao Erzhu climbed to the bed, really lying next to Guo Xiaoping to sleep, but also deliberately snore.

Guo Xiaoping can't help it. She grabs Cao Erzhu's ear and hits him on the chest. Anyway, she won't let him sleep.

Cao Erzhu deliberately said: "wife, what am I provoking you about? I'm so angry, pulling and beating. Do you want to murder your husband?"

Guo Xiaoping stretched out her hands and fought desperately. She said, "Cao Yaojun, you are a bad thing. You are so bad! Do you still think I'm your wife? Cut, you forgot what to do? "

Cao Erzhu pretended to be stupid and said, "you said sleeping. I listen to you so much, but you are not satisfied. What do you want me to do?" Then he hugged Guo Xiaoping.

Guo Xiaoping shyly said: "I want you to annoy me now. I really want to. Husband, I beg you!"

Cao Erzhu couldn't help it for a long time. Hearing Guo Xiaoping's delicate words, an eagle came to catch the chicken and put Guo Xiaoping under his body

As usual, the storm was followed by calm.

The two are together again. They can't sleep. When that was over, they hugged each other for fear that they would be separated again.

Cao Erzhu kisses Guo Xiaoping on the lips, and then says, "Hey, wife, you are carrying dishes in the city, and no one else is chasing you except the chef?"

Guo Xiaoping hasn't been so attached to a man for a long time. Today, she has solved her hunger and thirst. She is very comfortable. Her eyes are closed tightly. She has been reflecting on Cao Erzhu's actions and calls. She really doesn't want to talk. Hearing that Cao Erzhu asked herself, she shook her hips and said, "yes, there are so many!" "Mmm," he said after several times, "that chef, you see, he's very handsome, he's still a city man Besides, assistant Chen and Lao Yao Lin from Tianyu group came to see me every three or five times, saying that I look like the crane in "my aunt's many cranes" and that I'm beautiful... "