The best little villagers

When Cao Erzhu heard Guo Xiaoping mention Lin laohuan, he said angrily, "fuck his mother, that Lin Laoyao, I treat him so well. He is a brother to him. He even kidnaps you. His dog's conscience is eaten by the dog."

Guo Xiaoping held Cao Erzhu's body, pinched his muscle, sighed and said, "Oh, I don't understand. How could that old Lin Yao kidnap me? Now I think about it, I feel a little strange. He said that he kidnapped me, but he was not particularly bad to me. He tied me up, and he didn't take the opportunity to bully me. " When it comes to Lin Yaoyao, Guo Xiaoping worries again. She says, "Cao Yaojun, Wu Wu Wu, husband, that Lin Yaoyao won't die, will he?"

"How can it be? He is not a Bodhisattva made of mud. He will fall away. Maybe he has gone back now. Otherwise, we'll go to the hut tomorrow morning. If we die, we'll be in trouble. Well, if you're not careful, you become a homicide suspect. "

Two people cuddle together, Guo Xiaoping has been comfortable, happy, and even had the feeling of being an immortal. She patted Cao Erzhu on the back and said, "well, husband, if Lin Laoyao really dies, we won't both go to jail, will we?"

Cao Erzhu became nervous. He hugged Guo Xiaoping and said, "old Lin won't die. How can he die? Wife, don't think about it, OK? We are finally reunited. Will you make me happy? Besides, even if Mr. Lin died, you didn't do anything about him. I pushed him, too. Even if I go to jail, I should go to jail. It has nothing to do with you! If I go to jail, you'll be miserable. You'll become a left behind woman, just like a widower. Well, you've made me feel uneasy. Otherwise, I'll ride my motorcycle and go to the hut to have a look. "

Guo Xiaoping shook her body and said, "well, forget it. I don't want you to leave me. I want us to sleep together. Wuwu, I don't want you to go to jail alone. If you want to go to jail, I'll go with you. "

Cao Erzhu couldn't help laughing. He patted Guo Xiaoping and said, "silly girl, how can you go to jail with your wife? Even if you go, they won't let you go to jail with me! Don't be silly, and don't think about it. Let's go to sleep! "

After a while, two people fell asleep.

When the chicken crows, Cao Erzhu wakes up. He finds that his addiction has been committed again. Now it's good and convenient. He has his own woman around him. He hugged Guo Xiaoping and turned over to cure the disease.

Cao Erzhu awoke Guo Xiaoping with a few twists and turns. She said happily, "cut, husband, I'm your vegetable garden again. I'm very casual. I don't discuss it, so I come in with my own ideas. Hee, how greedy

"NIMA, you have such a good body. I've made you desolate for a long time. I want to make up for what you have lost. I want to make full use of your rich resources. I can't waste any more."

Guo Xiaoping hugged Cao Erzhu and said, "woo, husband, it's daybreak. Don't forget, you should accompany me to the township health center for examination. Let the doctor see if I'm pregnant."

Referring to the township health center, Cao Erzhu immediately thought of the nurse who regarded himself as Wang Chuanying's husband. He was afraid that the nurse would recognize him, so he said, "OK, that's a must. However, the conditions of township hospitals are too poor. If you want to check, go to the county hospital. "

"Well, I'll listen to you." Guo Xiaoping put her arms around Cao Erzhu's neck and began to kiss him excitedly.

Another round ended in ups and downs.

Guo Xiaoping hugged Cao Erzhu like mud, patted his buttocks and said, "woo, are you tired? Well, it's still early. Let's have a good sleep. "

Cao Erzhu hugged Guo Xiaoping, closed his eyes and whispered, "NIMA, I sleep comfortably with my own woman." Then he began to snore.

At dawn, aunt Hu cooked two bowls of poached eggs and brought them to their bed. She said with a smile, "Er zhu'er, Xiao Ping, sit up quickly. You'll eat the eggs quickly."

Guo Xiaoping quickly sat up and found that she was still naked. She quickly got into the bed again. She said, "Mom, you put it on the desk and we'll get up and eat right away."

But aunt Hu didn't put it down. She still said with a smile: "girl, you can eat it quickly. It will be cold later. Oh, you don't mind. Mom is from here. I haven't seen anything. Come on, hold the bowl. "

Guo Xiaoping had to get up again to take the steaming bowl, which made the two big guys on her chest wobble from left to right.

Cao Erzhu didn't get up. He closed his eyes and said, "Mom, are you upset? Can you let me sleep a little more? My wife is not good and easy to come back. Can't you let us live a good life together? "

Aunt Hu said happily, "Er zhu'er, you are lazy. It's late. The sun is already high. Open your eyes and you'll fart in the sun "It's too late."

Hearing that it was late, Cao Erzhu sat up, naked and didn't care. He said, "OK, we have to eat quickly. We'll go to the city."

Aunt Hu handed the bowl to Cao Erzhu and asked, "Yeah, what are you doing in the city?"

Cao Erzhu took the bowl, picked up an egg with his chopsticks, bit half of it, chewed it and said, "it's only my fault. I didn't use a condom, so my wife's aunt didn't come. We went to the county hospital to examine my wife. Hey, hey, see if she's pregnant with my baby. "Guo Xiaoping was eating her pocketed eggs. Her face was redder than the red paper, and she couldn't help shaking herself a few times.

Aunt Hu was happy, and she said, "yes, it's good to be pregnant. You do a B ultrasound. If you are a son, you will be born. It happens that your brother's daughter, your son, and my granddaughter and grandson have both. "

"Mom, I'm only twenty years old, and I have two years to get married. Now I have a child. I'm afraid people will laugh at me when I call dad every day Cao Erzhu ate an egg and saw a drop of soup on Guo Xiaoping's chest. He put his hand on it and wiped it.

Guo Xiaoping's face is getting more and more red, her eyes are looking at the bowl, and she dare not blink.

"What's the matter with twenty? There are also 18 or 19 years old to get married! Just don't get the red book. " Aunt Hu was embarrassed to see her son touch Guo Xiaoping's chest in front of her face. She walked out a few steps and then turned around to emphasize, "Xiao Ping, listen to the mother, don't do abortion surgery. It's painful. Besides, I heard that if the surgery is not successful, it will affect the future pregnancy! My daughter-in-law, don't be silly If you're really pregnant with a son, mom wants you to get married as soon as possible... "

Hearing that she was getting married, Guo Xiaoping bowed her head happily and laughed, embarrassed.

Aunt Hu went downstairs to spread the good news to Cao Mingyu.

Guo Xiaoping couldn't finish eating. She poured the remaining eggs into Cao Erzhu's bowl. She frowned and asked, "Cao Yaojun, your mother asked you to get married. Don't you seem too happy? Well, you tell me that you are not satisfied with me, are you? "

Cao Erzhu chewed the egg in his mouth and said, "who said that? I want to sleep with you every day Nima, I'm not old enough to get my marriage certificate? "

"Cao Yaojun, it's nothing. Let's have a banquet and get married first. After two years, when you are old, we'll just get a license. Well, it's not our invention. We're just learning from others. There's no one to watch jokes. " Then he jumped out of bed naked and was about to pee with his buttocks.

Cao Erzhu stopped Guo Xiaoping and said, "open your legs and let me have a look. NIMA, where are you It's filthy. "

Guo Xiaoping peed. She looked at her body, locked her eyebrows and said, "Hey, Cao Yaojun, you remind me that I can't go to the hospital for examination today. I'm so sticky and dirty here. Let the doctor see me. I'm so sorry! " After thinking about it, he said, "why don't you send me back to my mother's house today? I'll tell my father and mother what your mother said and let my mother support us to get married."

Cao Erzhu finished eating all the eggs, put the chopsticks on the desk, wiped his mouth and said, "OK, it's up to you. It's just on the way to your house. Let's go to the hut and see if Mr. Lin is still there. "

Guo Xiaoping said anxiously, "woo, he won't really die, will he?"