The best little villagers

He denghong patted a fool Cao Erzhu and threatened him: "Wuwu, I'm afraid too. If I'm pregnant with your child, Wuwu, what can I do?"

Cao Erzhu said with a simple smile: "Hey, I don't know what kind of child you gave birth to me looks like. Is it as ugly as me or as beautiful as you?"

He denghong pushed Cao Erzhu and said, "if I'm pregnant with your child, what will your fourth brother do to us?"

Cao Erzhu pinched his head and said, "I think that the fourth brother certainly doesn't want to wear a green hat. He must break up with you. Hey, hey, if that's good, I'll get a cheap wife. "

He denghong couldn't help laughing. He punched Cao Erzhu several times with his small fist and said with a smile, "you think it's beautiful. You are five or six years younger than me. Who will be your wife? Hee hee, if your fourth brother wants to know that you're wearing a green hat on him, he'll definitely take an axe to break your skull and kill you! "

Cao Erzhu was stunned: "I believe what you said. I will do the same if you leave me alone. Sister denghong, if not, we'll take protective measures in the future. If we don't have a condom, we'll keep our mouth shut and our fourth brother won't even know. "

Looking at Cao Erzhu's serious appearance, he denghong couldn't straighten up and teased him deliberately, saying, "cut, Erzhu, I tell you, I don't like men wearing that shit If you want to use that thing, elder sister, my door will have to be closed to you. "

Cao Erzhu was silly when he denghong said this. He said, "sister denghong, don't do this. I'm for your own good. I'm afraid you'll have a baby. "

He denghong deliberately said: "elder sister, I don't care. Anyway, I don't like what you wear."

What if Cao Er Zhu asks you to be pregnant with a child

He denghong deliberately said: "elder sister, I don't care! If you want to use that thing, don't look for me again. "

Cao Erzhu was anxious: "sister denghong, aren't you asking for my life?"

Looking at Cao Erzhu's silly appearance, he denghong couldn't help but tell him: "silly Erzhu, hee hee, elder sister, I'm teasing you. Elder sister, I've got a contraceptive ring. No matter how capable you are, I can't have a baby. "

When Cao Erzhu heard this, he let out a long breath: "lying trough, I'm scared to death." He denghong put his hand down and said, "sister denghong, you are so bad. You killed a lot of my cells!"

He denghong said with a smile: "silly Er Zhu, I scared you, didn't I? Hee hee, you are a big man. Your muscles are like bricks. You are very energetic and timid! " Stretched out his hand on Cao Er Zhu's back and pinched him, "Er Zhu, you are so capable today. Unfortunately, you dare not turn on the light. If elder sister I watch you perform, it must be wonderful." Then he pinched the brick like muscles on his chest.

Hearing of his ability, Cao Erzhu boasted: "sister denghong, if you don't come to my house one day, we'll have a more wonderful one."

"The future depends on the opportunity and the mood. Oh, I won't tell you. I have to go back. It's too long. I'm afraid my parents in law will be suspicious. Hee hee, it's a long time. "

He denghong said, pinching the flashlight, taking photos, finding her clothes and quickly putting them on.

Cao Erzhu was lying on the bed, feeling that he had no strength at all, but he still said: "sister denghong, if only you could stay with me all night. Maybe I want to come back later... "

He denghong put on her clothes, jumped out of bed, patted Cao Erzhu and said, "cut, you are really greedy for cats. You've had enough for this meal. You want to have another one. Hee hee, aren't you afraid of eating too much? I'm sorry, elder sister. I can't accompany you any more. I have to go back. "

Cao Erzhu quickly got up, put on his clothes and sent he denghong to her back door.

He denghong went into the yard. Unexpectedly, her mother-in-law woke up. She just heard her mother-in-law say, "denghong, you're not afraid to let go behind the house. Why don't you ask me to get up and accompany you?"

He denghong said quickly, "Mom, I'm not afraid. I'm used to it. Besides, there's nothing to be afraid of."

The old lady felt that the time behind her house was not short: "do you still have a stomachache? You seem to have been squatting in the thatched cottage for a long time

When Cao Erzhu heard this, his heart hung in his throat. Why did Deng Hong really sweat.

Unexpectedly, he denghong had already figured out the countermeasures. She calmly said, "well, yes, I've been squatting in the pit for a long time, and my legs are numb. I can't figure it out, and I'm sweating all over. Well, I've finally had a good time. Now my stomach is much more comfortable! "

Cao Erzhu felt relieved that he denghong had passed the test safely. He had been standing at their back door, and when he denghong heard the sound of closing the door, he went home safely.

Entering the room, he turned on the light and looked at the bed. My God, the sheets are so dirty that they seem to wet the bed. He laughed, pulled off the sheets, found a clean sheet and put it on.

Cao Erzhu was satisfied, holding a pillow to have a good sleep, and then he fell asleep until dawn.

My mother is not at home. She gets up in the morning. After washing, Cao Erzhu takes a few mouthfuls of hot rice grass and goes up the mountain.He wants to get honey, which he said last night. Don't wait for he denghong to get honey, because without honey, he can't fulfill his promise and offend her. She has promised, her door is open for me, yesterday in the middle of the night to cash once, hehe, cool to death!

When I was 20, I had never been so happy. Don't offend her because of this honey. When I really want it She closed the door again.

Cao Erzhu goes to the door of sun Mingzhi, who is cleaning outside the house. Seeing Cao Erzhu, she approached him with a bucket and said with a smile, "Cao Yaojun, is my sister's chicken leg delicious?" Looking up and down at Cao Erzhu, he was surprised and asked, "Yeah, what did you do last night? You look so haggard!"

The drumsticks had been given to he denghong, but he didn't smell them, but Cao Erzhu said with a smile: "Hey, it's delicious, it's delicious. Sun Mingzhi, send chicken leg Hei hei, continue to carry forward. "

Sun Mingzhi said with a smile: "as long as you are obedient, there will be many benefits in the future."

Cao Erzhu pinched sun Mingzhi's face and said with a smile, "however, I still like your I'm here See sun Mingzhi is still looking at himself, deliberately said, "hey hey, didn't sleep last night, hiding behind your house, waiting for a rabbit, want to peek at you to come out."

Sun Mingzhi seems to be in a very good mood today. After listening to Cao Erzhu's words, he didn't get angry and said with a smile: "cut, little boy, when I was in high school, I found that you had this hobby. You must have poked all the holes in my thatched room wall, but I didn't pay attention to you."