The best little villagers

Cao Erzhu looks at Sun Mingzhi and giggles.

Sun Mingzhi frowned and said, "you want to peep at my toilet at night, but you can't see me waiting for a rabbit all your life behind my house. To tell you the truth, I won't go out at night. "

Cao Erzhu was disappointed and said: "I was waiting for a rabbit last night? Or you can make it up to me He pointed to his cheek.

He denghong moved his red lips and said: "Cao Yaojun, as long as you listen to my sister's words, you can have a little brain melon seeds and a little leg work hard. I can often reward you for such a good thing..."

My God, there is such a good thing, Cao Erzhu didn't think about it. He blurted out: "OK, I'll listen to you. I'll do whatever you want me to do. I'm willing to go up the sword mountain, go down the sea of fire, kill and set fire. Hey, hey, you treat me as your dog. I'll bite anyone I'm told to bite. It's necessary. "

Smelling a bad smell, he looked down at the Bucket Sun Mingzhi was carrying. The bucket was filled with half a bucket of so-called stool made by aunt tianqin. He sniffed and quickly put his hand over it.

Cao Erzhu was surprised and asked, "ah, sun Mingzhi, how did you put this stool in the bucket? Well, it stinks. It stinks. "

"Hee hee, my pigs like to eat this shit, just in case I get pig food." Sun Mingzhi said happily, "when I got up in the morning, I found a lot of stool at the door, even on the windowsill. I was so angry that I was about to cry. After suffering, I suddenly feel strange, is who pull the stool ah, unexpectedly can pull to the windowsill, that person's leg grows very long ah, the son pouts very high ah, I carefully look at the stool, hee, found the mystery. Hee hee, the poop is given to the pig. The pig is very happy to eat it. It can be said that it smells smelly and tastes delicious

Alas, sun Mingzhi has discovered the secret of this stinky stool!

Cao Erzhu said with a smile: "Hey, sun Mingzhi, you're too strong!"

Sunmingzhi proud up, she said: "sister has a message to you."

"Well, don't make false information any more. I'm afraid I'll be beaten to meat by those women." Cao Erzhu can't believe sun Mingzhi.

Sun Mingzhi blinked her beautiful eyes and said: "Cao Yaojun, I tell you that the intelligence is not fake. Yesterday, it was the general manager Wu of Tianyu group who changed his mind temporarily. He said that to fight snakes, we should fight seven inches, to catch thieves, we should catch the king, to catch the net, we should catch the outline, and only then can we catch the eye. They know that aunt tianqin has been a private teacher and has leadership experience. This time, she is the leader. Therefore, they want to win aunt tianqin first. "

Cao Er Zhu shook his head and said, "cut, I don't believe it. Anyway, you have a culture and can make up stories. "

Sun Mingzhi happily said: "hee hee, I tell you, I can see that assistant Chen comes to buy things every day. He probably wants to please me. He wants to flatter me. He doesn't dare to tell me lies."

As soon as Cao Erzhu heard this, he felt inexplicably uncomfortable. It seemed that he still had a kind of sour feeling. He blinked at Sun Mingzhi and was unable to speak.

Only secretly scold oneself not promising, other people's beauty has nothing to do with you, what kind of vinegar do you eat?

What's more, why do you want to be popular? How can you eat in the bowl and think about the pot?

"Tianyu group thinks that yesterday was strong The demolition did not succeed because deputy county magistrate Wang came forward to stop it. They learned that deputy county magistrate Wang had gone to a meeting in the city. This afternoon, they were going to strike while the iron was hot. They wanted to tear down aunt tianqin's house in one go and give everyone a bad impression. They think that as long as aunt tianqin's house is demolished, the rest of the people will be headless and become headless flies, and the demolition will be solved. "

Cao Erzhu was a little angry. He said, "I have to tell aunt tianqin that they must be prepared and their plot must not succeed."

When Cao Erzhu was about to leave, sun Mingzhi put down the barrel in his hand, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, Cao Yaojun, you are not allowed to tell aunt tianqin about the secret of defecation. I need to borrow an arrow from a boat and ask them to continue to come to my door to pull this kind of defecation, such a good pig food. I can't make them change their mind."

Cao Erzhu frowned because he smelled the smell of stinky tofu. He covered his nose, nodded and said, "OK. However, if you're happy, they may find that they won't come any more... "

Sun Mingzhi moved her eyebrows and said with pride, "Hey, don't worry. I have a clever plan." He looked around and said, "go to tell aunt tianqin that I'm watching their jokes. You can also take a message for me to tell them that their thin arms can't twist their thick legs. Don't go against the Tianyu group. They have government support. If they fight against others, it's like pawning a mantis arm and hitting an egg against a stone. Well, I'm sure they will move sooner or later. "

Since Cao Erzhu and he denghong had the love of skin cutting, he tasted the sweetness of women and wanted to think that way when he saw women.

He saw sun Mingzhi's words, and his collar also moved. He saw the skin under her neck. My God, it's so white and tender, so he compared it with he denghong in his heart.

He swallowed a mouthful of saliva, pinched his face and said, "Sun Mingzhi, you can't get up early without profit. I'll be your microphone and work hard for you. You have to show something."Sun Mingzhi said with a smile: "do you still want to eat my drumsticks? How greedy

Cao Erzhu looked around, and there was no one nearby. He pointed to his face and said, "I'm itching here. I want you to kiss me. Hey, hey, you have to. "

"Hee, how greedy!" Sun Mingzhi said, suddenly stretched his neck and gave a kiss on Cao Erzhu's face, "cut, this should be ok?"

Alas, today's kiss and yesterday's kiss really can't compare, the body didn't rush over, also didn't squeeze himself, kiss time is also very short, a bit like dragonfly skimming water, just perfunctory, but Cao Erzhu has been very satisfied.

Cao Erzhu left sun Mingzhi and came to aunt tianqin's house. Zhang Yuzhi and he denghong were there.

Cao Erzhu looked at aunt tianqin's yard door and said in a loud voice, "Hey, aunt tianqin, you look like a battlefield here, but there is no smoke."

Aunt tianqin saw Cao Erzhu and said happily, "Hey, here comes our Optimus Prime! Cao Erzhu, you made great efforts yesterday. You should continue to carry them forward in the future. "

When he denghong saw aunt tianqin praising Cao Erzhu, she pursed her mouth and laughed silently. For a moment, she regarded Cao Erzhu as her own man, and felt that she was also touched by the light.

Cao Erzhu looked at the three of them and estimated that they were the core leaders of these nail households. He said with a smile, "you three are Optimus Prime. I'm just an errand runner. If there's anything to do, I promise to finish the task. Hey, hey, you have to. "