The best little villagers

The old woman said she was excited. She sat up and looked out of the window. It was already bright. There were chickens barking and dogs barking outside. She said: "ah, osmanthus her father, you did not listen to osmanthus, said that her book is likely to be made into a TV series! She said that if she could make a TV series, she would be rich. "

The old man closed his eyes and said, "isn't osmanthus saying that it hasn't been written? She said that it's just that the director is interested in it, and more important people need to nod their heads behind! Don't talk about it everywhere. Let the wind out. If it doesn't work, let others see the joke. "

The old woman nodded and said, "well, that's right. Osmanthus said that her novel was just an image that the director talked about. It was just the first step of the Long March, and she had to wait for the leader who was bigger than the director to nod his head and agree They haven't come yet to make a formal agreement with Osmanthus fragrans. It's still uncertain whether this can be done. Hee hee, but her father, Osmanthus fragrans, can't do this. We Osmanthus fragrans are many times better than Lu Mingyi's bald son. We are more capable than him and will make more money than him. Two pillars let osmanthus in writing a second book, finished or two pillars pay for publishing. Osmanthus said, the first book In the province, it only costs 30000 yuan, but Er Zhu gives 50000 yuan, saying that the extra 20000 yuan is the salary of Osmanthus fragrans. Hey, that's more than half a year's work for men in the city. Hei hei, I'm sure I won't give you less for the second book. At least it's another 20000... " Then he got out of bed.

The old man thought that the old woman would go to the east room again to join in the fun. He sat up and said, "ah, old woman, do you have one more to finish? Osmanthus they do that kind of thing, you do a mother, also want to plug a bar, you are not afraid of two pillars laugh at you? Well, I don't know how to say hello. Are you doing this in the world? What a shame

The old lady is going to relieve her hand. She went to the toilet behind the house. She heard the old man criticize herself and said unhappily, "old man, you are a ghost. You have no right to speak without investigation. Why do you say I went to the east room? Don't you allow me to pee in the back of the house? " Although she said so, she went to the hall and listened to the east room. She didn't hear anything, so she simply walked into the room, went to the bed to have a look, and saw that Cao Erzhu was sleeping soundly with Yi Guihua in her arms. She left with satisfaction.

The old lady went to the toilet in the back thatched room and went back to the hall. She heard something moving in the east room. She stood at the door of the room and looked at it. When she saw that both of them were awake, she whispered, "Hey, you should sleep a little longer. It's still early! Hehe, I don't think you slept much last night. It's just to make up for your drowsiness in the morning. Hey, you sleep. Sleep a little more. "

Yi Guihua nestled in Cao Erzhu's arms, blinked and said, "Mom, do you know how we didn't sleep at night, you still wake us up? Well, mom, we finally fell asleep. You walked in again and woke us up. Oh, I can't sleep again! Mom, can you be more reserved? As long as the beggar comes, you will be like a child and be in high spirits. You want to see and know everything we do. Hey, mom, is there something you can see? I'm your daughter, but Er Zhu is not your own son! "

The old lady blushed as red paper by Yi Guihua's words. She was sorry, but she still couldn't change it. She stretched her neck again and looked at it. Seeing Cao Erzhu pretending to sleep with her eyes closed, she said, "OK, mom, I'm sorry to disturb you! OK, you sleep. Alas, I woke you up lightly. Alas, although Er Zhu is not my own son, I treat him as my own son, not as an outsider. " He went back to the room where he was sleeping.

Seeing that Yi Guihua's mother had left, Cao Erzhu sat up, rubbed his eyes and said, "I'm so sleepy. I didn't sleep well! Oh, damn, I suddenly feel sick in my stomach. Oh, I can't stand it. I'll go to the toilet and come back to sleep for a while. If you don't sleep well, you'll lose your spirit all day I'm about to get out of bed.

Yi Guihua reached out and grabbed Cao Erzhu, coquettishly said: "Wuwu, you wait, I want to go too." Then he put on his clothes and jumped out of bed to put on his shoes.

They walked out of the house hand in hand. It was not too bright, and the trees in the distance were still dark. They opened the back door and went around to the back of the house. There was only one dung tank in the thatched cottage. Yi Guihua pointed to a big tree and said, "I've got the thatched cottage. You can squat under that tree."

Cao Erzhu covered his stomach, frowned, looked at the big tree and said, "I defecate everywhere, and let my parents see it. It's strange that they don't scold me! Forget it. I'll wait for you. Hurry up and make a quick decision. I'll solve my big problem when you're finished

"Hee hee, you are the guest of our family. Who will scold you? If you are poor and fastidious, you can wait for a while. Hey, do you still have pain in your stomach? Or let you come first Yi Guihua was not polite. She squatted on the dung bowl first, made a strange face and said, "Hey, begger, you avoid me, you stare at me, I'm sorry! Hee, I want to solve the big hand. "

"Well, it's not too painful. I can bear it. Ladies first, you first." Cao Erzhu really didn't sleep well. He couldn't open his eyes. He opened his eyes and looked at Yi Guihua. He heard that he was also Xie dachou. He covered his nose, shook his head and went to the yard.Yi Guihua saw that Cao Erzhu was going back to the yard. She looked around and whispered, "Oh, don't go back! Wuwu, it's not dawn yet. I'm still a little creepy squatting in this dark thatched room by myself! You come back, come back quickly, just stand outside the thatched cottage

Cao Er Zhu raised his head, opened his mouth and yawned. He had to turn around and come to the door of the thatched cottage. It was smelly in the thatched cottage. He covered his nose with his hand and stood with his back to the Osmanthus fragrans, looking at the tree poles and leaves behind the house.

Yi Guihua finished, she jumped out of the dung bowl and said, "Hey, it's your turn! Hee hee, can you hold it? Is your stomach really pain free? Is it that smelly? "

As soon as Cao Erzhu heard this, he rushed into the thatched cottage, squatted on the dung bowl and began to defecate freely. It was crackling and making a lot of noise. He couldn't hold it any longer. As he released his hand, he sighed: "Oh, it's so damn comfortable, it's so damn happy!"

Yi Guihua just rolled up her trousers and stood in the thatched cottage. She said with a smile, "you're so quick. Once you squat up, you'll be pissed off. What you eat at night is really smelly!"

Cao Erzhu gave a happy answer. He said with a smile: "I don't pretend to be polite like you. Xie Da even heard you fart. Hehe, I want to have a good time. You see, my stomach is comfortable now. I don't feel any pain at all. "

Yi Guihua did not leave, she said coquettishly: "Wu Wu, you stand at the door, people are not embarrassed! But I didn't let it go. Hee hee, you want to hear it, but you can't hear it. "

Cao Erzhu saw Yi Guihua put on his trousers and covered his nose with his hand. He said: "it's really his own excrement, others' fart! Oh, is it that smelly? "

Yi Guihua covered her nose, shook her head and said, "well, it stinks!"

"Damn, I had a little barbecue in the city. Isn't that kebab broken?" Cao Erzhu opened his hand and looked at Yi Guihua standing in front of him. He covered his nose and said, "are you not afraid of stink? I can't bear to leave when I'm done. " He looked at the thatched cottage and said, "ah, osmanthus, have you ever thought about improving your living environment? This room should be replaced. "

Yi Guihua shook her head and said, "our family is very worried about my business. Now it's not that we can't live. Who wants to think about that?"

Cao Erzhu's action is quick, and his big things have been solved. He rolled up his trousers and said: "eating and drinking Lhasa are big things. The living environment can best reflect people's quality of life." Walking out of the thatched cottage, he said, "this kind of dung tank toilet should have been eliminated long ago. There is so much dung in the dung tank. It stinks!"

"It's organic fertilizer. It's very useful!" Yi Guihua pulls Cao Erzhu's hand through the courtyard and the main room and walks into the east room.

Cao Erzhu sat down on the bed and said, "it's still early. I still want to lie down for a while. I chatted with you last night, and then I tossed with you so much that I didn't sleep well."

Yi Guihua has climbed to the bed and got into the quilt. Seeing Cao Erzhu lying down, she hugged Cao Erzhu and said, "if you can help me, my living environment will be improved immediately."

Cao Erzhu patted Yi Guihua on the back and said, "I don't need to do this. You can solve it yourself. Depending on your momentum, I'm not sure you'll buy a house in the city, probably open a company, or even have more money than me in the future. "

Yi Guihua was excited when she heard Cao Erzhu say so. She said, "what do you mean, I want to develop and become a strong woman in the future? But I don't have that foundation and potential! "

Cao Erzhu closed his eyes and said, "Osmanthus fragrans, you know, what I said seems unreliable, but I have a basis." He opened his eyes and looked at Yi Guihua. She looked at herself without blinking. He seemed to be looking forward to her basis. He said with a smile, "the basis of my speech is the spirit in my brain. It seems that someone is telling me, so I said so. However, my words seem absurd, even absurd, but they can be turned into reality. Hey, I won't list all the examples. Well, make time for a good night's sleep. "

Yi Guihua waited for Cao Erzhu to tell him his basis. As a result, he said a few empty words, but there was still no solid basis. She hit him and said with a smile: "cut, absurdity is absurdity. If it can be turned into reality, is it still called absurdity? Hee, but I'm willing to listen to your words. If it turns into reality, it would be better! "