The best little villagers

Cao Erzhu wanted to sleep. He yawned several times, then closed his eyes and said, "cut, don't you believe what I said? Let me tell you, what you are going to enter is a sunrise industry, and what you are going to engage in is also a career of absorbing money. Once you are integrated into that circle, your wealth will gather quickly, and then there will be so much money that you will feel puzzled. " He opened his eyes and looked at Yi Guihua, but she was still at a loss. He said, "you think, you are going to be a TV series writer and enter the film and television industry. Open your eyes and see for yourself the people who mix there. Are they all five people and six people who spend money like dirt and are rich? Fan Moubing, Feng mougang and Zhang Moumou, who have done a good job, don't talk about it. You know, they can make tens of millions of dollars if they go to a certain activity place to have a bubble and show their face Wang, who couldn't read a basket of big characters, was fooling around in it, and he was worth hundreds of millions of miles! Osmanthus, if you get involved in that circle, can't you be better than Wang

Yi Guihua was in full bloom, but she frowned and said, "yes, those people are easy to get gold. You don't know, there are people who can't get gold. I heard from my cousin Yi Yuanshan that he met a full-time director in Hubei, Wang Yipeng. After graduating from the Chinese Department of University, he went to the director department of the film academy to gild himself. He was a section class, worked in a TV station, and was also a national first-class director. He could be said to have taken advantage of the time, place and people. However, he has made a huge number of TV dramas all his life, and has won awards. It's like Xiang Shen Some stones have been lost in the pool. There are no ripples and no echoes. Up to now, who knows his name and how many people know him? Needless to say, it's hard to make money. Hee hee, I'm afraid I haven't got any money yet. "

Cao Erzhu blinked his eyes and said, "you said that the director surnamed Wang has never heard of it, and I don't know what he photographed. He really wronged himself in that circle. Why does he achieve nothing like this? The reason is that he is a professional and has read professional books. His brain is rigid, just like a sparrow. He can only drill around in the Bush and can't keep pace with the times Your biggest advantage is that you haven't read the books you shouldn't read, and you're not imprisoned by the invisible rules and regulations, just like an eagle flying in the sky... "

Yi Guihua was happy, she said: "if it is like that, it's incredible! Ah, beggars, I think you are my lucky star. Since my mother believes in Buddhism and is kind-hearted, I'll keep you for a meal When I meet you and have a heartfelt pleasure with you, I seem to have the confidence, courage and strength to strive upward. Hee hee, if I really have money, I won't spend money like dirt. I want to learn from you, do some practical things with money, do some construction, and leave some valuable heritage to the world. " After thinking about it, he said, "according to what you say, I have to make an end with LV Mingyi. Don't make a mess at that time. The more reasonable I am, the more chaotic I will be."

Cao Erzhu didn't move. He closed his eyes and said lazily, "that's true. If you become a big screenwriter, your husband won't divorce you even if he dies. You really have to hurry up! Well, does your husband know that your novel is going to be adapted into a TV play? "

Yi Guihua shook her head and said, "the agreement hasn't been signed yet, and the eight characters haven't been written yet. There are not many people who know it now, but you know the details. My parents know the details, and LV Mingyi knows nothing."

Cao Erzhu listened to Yi Guihua's words and felt that he was in Yi Guihua's heart. He fell asleep with peace of mind and began to snore.

Yi Guihua looked at Cao Erzhu and wanted to talk to him again. She reached out to pinch his nose and scratch his armpit to wake him up. But she thought about it and drew back her hand. She thought he was too sleepy, so she gave up the thought and closed her eyes to sleep.

There was a sudden silence in the room.

I don't know how long I slept. Anyway, I slept very deeply. Cao Erzhu didn't wake up until he heard the sound of chasing and singing in the yard. He opened his eyes and saw Yi Guihua curled up beside him like a kitten. He didn't disturb her. He slowly sat up and looked out of the window. It was already bright.

When Cao Erzhu slipped out of bed gently, Yi Guihua opened her eyes and said coquettishly, "ah, do you want to slip away secretly with oil under your feet? Wuwu, I'm awake all the time. I see you're very light handed. I'm paying attention to you. "

Cao Erzhu put on his clothes and stood on the ground. He said with a smile, "I didn't sell it to you. Why can't I go?"

Yi Guihua laughed. She sat up and said, "that's not true. Hee, have you seen journey to the west? I think of a couplet Looking at Cao Erzhu in a daze, she said, "Iron Fan fairy, banana cave, you can go in or out."

Cao Erzhu scratched the back of his head and said, "Osmanthus fragrans, you mean you want me to play the second couplet, don't you? But I don't have your brain. You are a writer, but I understand what you mean by the first couplet. You are the princess Tiefan in journey to the West. You are the banana cave. I can go in or out. Hehe, you give me full freedom. "

Yi Guihua jumped out of bed, put on her clothes and said with a smile, "you mean right, but this is a broad sense, and there is also a narrow sense, the banana hole, which can be in and out Hee hee, what do you mean? You know, I don't know. Hee, it's from our women. It's your favorite. " Said blush, embarrassed.Of course, Cao Erzhu also understood the meaning of Yi Guihua's words. He hit Yi Guihua and said, "you are so mean, osmanthus."

Yi Guihua blushed and said, "can you make the second couplet?" After thinking about it, he said, "use the one on your man Right out of the second couplet, hee hee, can you right out? "

Cao Er Zhu thought about it, but he didn't think about it. The first couplet seems simple, but the story in journey to the West. He saw that Yi Guihua said obscene words. He said: "hooligans can't have culture. If they have culture, they will be more hooligans."

"That thing You You've done worse, hooligan Yi Guihua stretched out her hand to beat Cao Erzhu and said, "hee hee, can't you come out with the second couplet? OK, I'll fight one for you. Hee hee, do you want to hear it? " Cao Erzhu looked at himself and laughed like a fool. She said, "listen up, I said: the ox demon king, the mountain of accumulation is inseparable."

Cao Erzhu blinked his eyes and said, "I see. You're still talking about the story in journey to the West. The master and apprentice of Tang Monk blocked Huoyan mountain, and the monkey king borrowed a banana fan from Princess Tiefan to put out the fire. He fought with the Bull Demon King for 100 rounds in Jiji mountain. It's a close fight

Yi Guihua looked at Cao Erzhu's body, covered her mouth and said, "there is another lower couplet, which is more interesting and more suitable for you. Hee hee, use the one on your man Do you want to hear me say no? "

Cao Erzhu wanted to listen. He looked at Yi Guihua and looked at himself. He looked up and down and said with a smile, "it must be obscene. Well, you say, "I'm all ears."

Yi Guihua didn't say that. She blushed first and lowered her head to go to the door of the room. She was grabbed by Cao Erzhu. No move, she had to say: "the next couplet is: Monkey King, golden cudgel, hard and soft." Then he blushed and began to laugh.

Cao Erzhu was not stupid. He certainly understood the meaning of the second couplet. He reached out and pinched Yi Guihua's arm, scratched her armpit and said, "you're really mean, more mean than me!"

Yi Guihua dodged and said with a smile, "hee hee, beggar, do you think this couplet is interesting? I'm not right. It's a story from a famous writer. I just showed it off in front of you. "

The two of them flirted into the yard.

Cao Erzhu looked at the sky and said, "I'm going to sleep for several hours. It's almost noon. I have to go back quickly. There are not many things waiting for me! " Biting the ear of Osmanthus fragrans, he said, "I don't love people now."

Yi Guihua pushed Cao Erzhu, thought about it, and recited: "Yushu songs are old, and willows are new in the palaces of the Southern Dynasties; the king of fortune is less and less romantic, and does not love rivers and mountains, and loves beautiful people." He said with a smile, "don't laugh at me. I'm not a beauty."

Yi Guihua's mother heard their voices. She went to the door from the kitchen and said with a smile, "you don't sleep? Ha ha, sleep a little more. Do you smell the fragrance? I asked your father to kill an old hen, and I stewed it. I use a slow fire. I want to stew more for a while. It tastes delicious and nutritious. "

Cao Erzhu looked at the sky, a little anxious, he said: "Mom, I have to hurry back, the villagers elected me to be the village director, there are so many chaotic things in the village, it really annoys people to death! I can't have lunch here. I'll go back. Hey, you have to. It's not far. I'll be home in ten minutes He said he wanted to walk out of the yard.

Yi Guihua looked at her mother's wink. She reached out and grabbed Cao Erzhu. She said with a smile, "my mother has stewed the chicken. You can eat before you go. My parents treat you as a VIP. Don't let them down. " Biting his ear, he whispered, "don't worry, I won't keep you for a nap. You'll go back after dinner. I won't stop you. Hee hee, my mother treats you as a charming guest, which is more valuable than her son-in-law. As you can see, my mother did her best to treat you well. She stewed chicken with earthen pot or mild fire. It must have been stewed since the morning. It can be said that she had good intentions. Don't let my mother down, beggar

He went into the kitchen and looked at Yi Guihua's mother. The old woman had nothing to say to herself. He said with a smile, "Mom, I really can't bear to leave you. Otherwise, I won't leave at all. I'll be your son." He sniffed and said, "well, it's delicious!"

Yi Guihua's mother looked at Yi Guihua outside the door and said with a smile, "if I had a son like you, I would wake up in a dream."