The Book of Maiden Contract

Looking at the newspaper in hand, Lin Luo really felt that this matter was cheating, or Guan Xiwen's photography skills and nonsense had reached the pinnacle.

He and Marisa were obviously crushed by huge debris, but in the pictures in the newspaper, the debris was miraculously missing. It turned out that he pressed Marisa under his body and his hands were still pressed. The place that shouldn’t be pressed, the flushed face because of being pressed by the heavy object also seemed to turn into a blush of love and concubine, the two of them wanted to refuse to welcome...I have to say that the realm of photography is indeed Not everyone can understand.

And this is only the first edition. In the second edition, there are pictures of him standing with Alice and Marisa. They were originally just ordinary chat pictures, but because of Guan Xiwen’s photography skills, people look more like Two women compete for husband, or men and women compete for women... What kind of understanding people have, anyway, it is an unethical love triangle.

As for the third version of Lin Luo directly vomiting blood, this version has no text information, only a big picture, and in the picture he shouted hoarse, like a cartoon, there is such a row of words, "I like men!"

If these three editions are viewed separately, there is nothing, at best, it will produce a little ambiguity, but how to say it? The power of reporters is strong. They can often say that there is nothing, the small is big, and the black is white. In short, looking at these three editions of newspapers, at least nine out of ten people will know how. I think the three people in this news are abnormal, at least Lin Luo looks at it like a bystander.

"By the way, since you are Marisa's boyfriend, why do you want to be gay?" Reimu took a leisurely sip of tea and said casually.

"I remember I've said it 18 times. I'm really not a **** guy, and there was just a misunderstanding between Marisa and me. It was fabricated by a bad reporter." Lin Luo wanted to cry without tears, he had already I know, just yesterday Guan Xiwen had spread this news throughout Gensokyo, and now he has a very ridiculous title-Magnum Glue, which is now Megatron Gensokyo.

But Reimu directly ignored him, looked at Marisa, who was a little calm, and said with a joke: "It's strange, didn't you say that you don't plan to get married, and you want to be with magic for life as a magician? Now there is such a big scandal, which one do you like?" This is really evil.

"You are looking at my jokes on purpose, right?" Marisa glared at her, her eyes somewhat mad, "You don't know that the paparazzi reporter's news is not credible, she likes to write some messy things. Things will disturb other people’s daily life, really, just give her a shot."

"I know, it's just a rare opportunity to laugh at you, so I don't want to waste it." Reimu spoke upright, his face was not red and heartbeat, and there was no guilt at all... Yes, he could say such things with such righteousness. It's strange that there will be guilt, it is really unscrupulous.

"Yeah, yeah, I really want to cherish it, usually I am the only one who bullies you." Marisa nodded.

"..." Lin Luo said, the dialogue between the two is very unique.

"Huh, stop talking about that kind of trivial things, come, let's have a drink together at the bar." The four places on the table happened to be full at the moment, besides Lin Luo and the three of them, there was a little girl, she was The person who attacked Lin Luo before, while drinking the wine in the gourd, said to the three of them.

Her name is Yi Chui Cuixiang, even though she is very small, she looks like a little girl about ten years old, but in fact she has existed for more than a thousand years... a ghost. Ghosts are different from ghosts. The ghosts are pure human spirits. The ghosts are the manifestation of temperament. Ghosts are closer to the fairy monsters in myths and legends and are the strongest plunder.

Among all the monsters, the ghost is considered to be the most powerful clan, and Ibuki Suixiang is the best in the ghost clan, known as the four heavenly kings of the ghost clan, the ability is the density of manipulating anything, the power is amazing, and it is the most powerful in Gensokyo. , It is said that the whole monster mountain can be overthrown with one's own power, known as the small Hyakkiye type.

Under normal conditions, Lin Luo can feel deadly danger, and even break his strongest defensive net with a single blow. There is no doubt that Yichu Cuixiang is also a complete ground, and its overall quality is slightly higher than that of Lin Luo now. a little.

The three of them didn’t care about this drunkard’s words, because they had already drunk a lot just now, and they would be drunk if they drank it, but the body didn’t seem to be obedient. They stretched out the glass and picked up the pouring wine... this was not because they had lost. It was because of Cuixiang's ability to control her own will. In addition to her ability to control density, she also had the ability to "make it impossible to refuse her to persuade him to drink."

While drinking Cuixiang's wine, Lin Luo couldn't help feeling a little envious. If he also had this similar ability to "make it impossible to refuse him to overthrow", then don't mention how comfortable it was... Well, even though it was a daydream.

"It's still a bit hard to swallow!" After drinking, Marisa pressed the glass heavily on the table, her face blushing from drinking too much, and then suggested to Reimu, "We treat that guy as an abnormal change and treat it. Right?" The guy she said naturally meant Shemeimaruwen.

Reimeng gave her a white look, obviously dismissing her unreasonable suggestion, "If you want to go, go by yourself. I don't have the time to go crazy with you."

"Why is this crazy, and it's still at night, and you can use magic gorgeously..." Seeing Reimu turn her head away, she didn't want to listen to her. Marisa looked at Lin Luo again, "Let's go, just borrow This opportunity to teach that guy a lesson, and save her from collecting gossip in the future."

"No, I have enough trouble now." Lin Luo directly ignores it. Now he doesn't want to be an enemy of anyone. If he really teaches the paparazzi, he might draw down the whole group of monsters in Monster Mountain. He is not that way. Stupid, "And even if you teach her a lesson, her gossip soul will burn more violently. If you are so unwilling, you can go alone."

"I can't kill the monster mountain alone." Marisa said discouraged.

It seems that you are a little aware of this... Lin Luo complained in his heart.

"Come here, let's continue drinking." Seeing the three of them finished drinking, Cuixiang handed the wine gourd over again.

"I don't think so. We know that your wine is unlimited, but our stomach is not as big as yours, so I really can't drink it." Lin Luo was very entangled. Although his mouth refused, the cup has already been stretched out... He once again said that Cuixiang's ability was really **** good.

"Cuixiang, I think you might as well turn into a mist and disappear for a while." Reimeng persuaded that she would drink like this again, and she won't be able to get up tomorrow.

As long as Cuixiang uses her ability to make the density thinner, things can become foggy, including herself. Becoming mist and observing others secretly is one of her favorite things to do, and because of this, she is known as one of Gensokyo's three voyeurs, and the other two are Yakumo Zi and Shemeimaruwen.

"This can't work, I just came back from the old capital and said, Reimu, you are too cold." Cuixiang said slightly dissatisfied. The old capital is located at the bottom of Gensokyo, a part of **** and the home of ghosts.

"By the way, Reimeng, I have one thing I want to discuss with you..." Because Fang Cun was disrupted by the paparazzi news, Lin Luo just remembered asking Reimeng to help catch the rabbit.

"The more important thing now is to teach that tengu, my reputation has been corrupted by her!" It was probably because of the excessive drinking, Marisa blushed, obviously already out of anger.

"It's not right, drinking is the most important thing..." Cuixiang used her ability to persuade wine again, and kept pouring wine into the three glasses.

"Nothing is as important as my sleep now..." Reimu drank it, and then fell on the table with a bang. I don't know if he was really drunk or pretending to be asleep, no matter what others say. , She just didn't get up again.

"Oh, it's weird why there are more people..." After a while, Marisa was too drunk, and fell down with a grunt, lying on the ground without the image of a girl, and what was even more outrageous was one of hers. The feet were still hung on the short table, and the skirt fell down, revealing the girl's greatest secret.

Ah, it's white **** this time. I changed them so diligently... Even if I didn't take a peek, Marisa's greatest secret Lin Luo could see clearly, and he would get drunk when he watched it.

If you use the rules of creation, Lin Luo can also dissolve this drunkenness, but he can't be so stupid, because as long as he is not drunk, he has to drink with Cuixiang, and she will still be drunk in the end.

It is said that long-term pain is not as good as short-term pain, and late pain is not as good as early pain. In this aspect, black and white and red and white are very experienced. If you get drunk early and early, Cuixiang’s ability to persuade alcohol cannot be effective on a sleeping person. So Lin Luo did what he did and gave up his sober thoughts. It was impossible to catch rabbits at night anyway, so after a few more glasses of wine, he also fell on the table.

"Huh, why are everyone drunk? Human beings are really useless, alas!" Cuixiang couldn't help being disappointed, so that no one would accompany her to drink, "Forget it, I'll go find someone else to drink."

Said Cuixiang got up from her seat, her body swaying, as if she was about to fall down at any time, but before she left the door, she seemed to think of something suddenly, then turned around and said with a drunk smile: "Ah, if you sleep like this, you will catch a cold. I'd better cover your bed with a quilt..."

After a while, Suixiang closed the door of the shrine and ran out erraticly, while in the room... the three were lying side by side, with only one quilt on them.

As you can imagine, it will be very lively when you get up tomorrow morning.