The ceo's secret

5. What is an advertiser? Advertisers think of simple things as complicated things, complicated things as complicated things, and complicated things as torturing people. Finally, they turn complicated things into simple things and break out of the cocoon.

Later, I saw some similar sentences in some books. I don't know whether these classic sentences were original by the teacher, but these words have really inspired me to move forward -

the advertising circle is a strange and special world. The "living birds and beasts" who are active in this circle are just like some lunatics who are obsessed with performance art. They are all mental lunatics ！ They step on the real land, head magic way of thinking! They are wandering souls between heaven and hell!

The doctor's explanation for the short-lived phenomenon of advertisers is that intense stimulation leads to sudden death of heart disease!

At first, Hao Jian and I still drank one cup at a time. Later, we thought it was troublesome to pour one cup at a time, so we just blew directly at the bottle!

During this period, I went to the bathroom n times. The first two times I walked steadily, and the last few times my legs began to swing, like stepping on cotton. The last time I went to the bathroom, my route was definitely S-shaped, and I kept looking for things to help along the way. {m} Once I almost reached the breast of a young waitress!

During this period, we also talked a lot of nonsense. At first, we called to talk. Then we called to talk. Finally, our voice changed again. Two old men were chatting there.

Just like before, Hao Jian has never been to the bathroom for ten bottles of beer! He pointed out to me, laughing at my lack of vitality, the day after tomorrow kidney deficiency, what kidney tonic medicine I need to take, that is, "he is good, I am good, Huiyuan brand kidney treasure" in the advertisement!

When the tenth bottle of beer emptied, Hao Jian still sat on Mount Tai, but I couldn't!

As the saying goes, wine makes people brave. My tongue begins to roll, but I can't control myself.

Hao Jian ran to the bar to settle the bill, then ran back and helped me to the door of the restaurant.

I'm a little bit top heavy and shallow-rooted, everything in front of me is illusory, and I think my tongue is much bigger.

"No, you don't have to help me," I said, pushing Hao Jian. "Do you think I'm drunk?..."

"You're not drunk, I know." Hao Jian looked at me and laughed. He helped the frame on the bridge of his nose and said, "you're a real person. You don't show your face! I know - "

I looked at him, giggled, pointed him out and said:" those who know me and know me - you too!... "

Hao Jian helped me to go on.

"Hold on! Man He yelled at me, "the revolution has not yet been successful, you still can't fall!" He raised his arm and looked at the bowl watch. "Now it's time for us to march towards happy valley!"

Standing at the door of the restaurant, the girl who was wearing a sexy cheongsam was the one who thought Hao Jian and I were criminals. {m} The girl is tall, exquisite and graceful. She is a beautiful woman. Her figure is vividly set off in a fitting cheongsam -

I gave a bad smile, grabbed Hao Jian and whispered: "I think that girl is good..." The face is like peach blossom, the body is like... "

Hao Jian looked at me with a smile and echoed, "you look like a willow! ——”

I said: "long neck Waist, waist thin... "

“**！ ——”Hao Jian continued, slapping me.

I also raised a slap with a chuckle and slapped him hard to show that I totally agree with each other's point of view!

I stabbed Hao Jian hard and said with a smile, "if you want to get her cell phone number!"

"Are you sure?" Hao Jian looked at me and said with a bad smile.

I said, "very, and quite sure! ——”

Hao Jian looked at me and said, "is there any incentive? ——”

I said with a big tongue: "what kind of motivation do you want? ——”

Hao Jian pondered for a moment, then gave me a bad smile and said, "well, if I want to get the beauty's mobile phone number, you go to the street -"

I blinked at him and said, "how, how? ——”

Hao Jian said with an obscene smile: "you just go to the street and randomly stop a beautiful woman, and then ask her for her bust size, OK? ——”

I agreed without even thinking about it, and I said, "little, little! You first, to this beauty's mobile phone number, and then, say it! ——”

"OK! Let's see a good play! " Hao jianbad said with a smile.

As we walked towards the door of the restaurant, Hao Jian was in front of us, and I followed him askew. After a long distance, I stared at his behavior with great interest -

I saw him walking straight to the welcoming lady, wandering all the way. He was still pretending to be drunk! ——

He stood in front of her and looked directly at her -

the welcoming lady looked at him with wide eyes, some at a loss, some innocent, some flustered -

"beauty! You lost your cell phone Hao Jian said solemnly, reaching out to the red carpet at his feet.

Maybe Hao Jian's serious expression convinced the young lady. She looked down at the red carpet at her feet. Hao Jian's eyes accurately fell on the high chest of the welcoming lady and said in a whisper, "how beautiful! ——”I was surprised. This guy is so brave! Even face to face boast people's chest beautiful, this is not nothing to look for smoking! ——Ten bottles of beer won't bring him down!

Miss Yingbin also realized that Hao Jian's eyes were on her chest, and her face turned red. She clenched her lips, and anger appeared in her eyes -

"don't get me wrong, beauty," Hao Jian said with a smile, squeezing her eyes. "I mean, your badge is very beautiful!" Then he read out the name on the badge in a soft voice, "Chen Shu Fen." then he gave a bright smile and praised, "good name, good name, my fair lady, it's as fragrant as ever! ——”

Chen Shufen's anger in her eyes faded, but her cheeks were still red. She still clenched her lower lip, took out a white mobile phone from her pocket and looked at Hao Jian discontentedly.

"My cell phone is here!" She said with a touch of anger.

Hao Jianshuang said with a smile, "Oh! It seems that I'm too much to blame! I thought that cell phone on the ground was yours! ——”

Chen Shufen blinked puzzledly, looked at Hao Jian and asked, "where? ——”

Hao Jian points to Chen Shufen and quickly takes her cell phone from her hand while she turns her head. She steps back.

Chen Shufen suddenly turned around and stared at Hao Jian and said, "ah! You! ——”

Hao Jian said with a smile: "my mobile phone is dead! I'd like to borrow your cell phone to dial a number! ——”

with that, he quickly entered a string of * numbers on her mobile phone and dialed out. ^After the mobile phone in his pocket rang, he handed the milky white mobile phone back to the welcome lady, and very gentlemanly bowed slightly to Chen Shufen and said apologetically, "Miss Chen! Please forgive my rudeness! ——”

Miss Yingbin looks at Hao Jian in a daze, opens her lips slightly, and is so angry that she can't speak for a moment.

She clenched her lower lip, glared at Hao Jian and said, "you! ——”

Hao Jian was very calm when doing these things, and then he made a face at her -

Hao Jian looked at her with a lick and a smile and said, "Miss Chen! Thank you very much. Please don't blame me. I, I have drunk too much today! ——”

in the last sentence, he also made a curling sound on purpose! MB! Graduated from Beijing Film Academy!

First of all, Hao Jian is a lovely person in our shop. How can the waiter quarrel with the guests? Secondly, Hao Jian said that if he had drunk too much, who could reason with a drunkard? ——

High! It's really high! Hao Jian! Son of a bitch!

………

When I got into the taxi, I glanced at Hao Jian and said with disdain, "I thought you were going to do some magic The original, the original is just strong, strong people are difficult!... "

Hao Jian clamped my neck, held his mobile phone in front of me, and said with wine: "are you looking at it? Name, mobile phone number all here! Grandfather Deng taught us that no matter how black or white the cat is, the one who catches the mouse is a good cat

"Come on!" I said with a sneer, "I can't tell People and people will delete your number when they come back!... "

Hao Jian patted me on the shoulder and said with confidence: "it doesn't matter if she deleted me! I don't want to delete her! In fact, there is something in common between Paomian and Paoniu. They are afraid of bubbles, because once they bubble, they will be soft! "

"You'd better find out if she has a boyfriend first." I threw cold water on him. ^

"it's a piece of cake. I can set it up in three words. You don't know me yet!" Hao Jian looked at me and said with a smile.

I glanced at him and said, "you, do you mean you're sure of her? ——”

"Xu Ming! When you see me around her waist and appear in front of you, you must not be surprised, because it is not difficult for me! " Hao Jian grinned at me and said with a big smile.

"Oh, my God! For the girls of the motherland, how dangerous the pseudo artists are I fell down on the seat of the car and cried, "Hao Jian, you will be punished one day!"

"Worry about yourself first!" Hao Jian looked at me and said, "if you drink too much, I'm afraid you'll hurt the beauty's chest. I'll let you go today. I'll take you to the street another day to see how you ask about the size of the beauty's chest! ——”

………

The taxi stopped at the KTV gate of "Happy Valley" on Heping Road. Hao Jian and I got out of the car, entered the bronze revolving door, and took the elevator straight up to the fifth floor.

After a night breeze, my wine seems to wake up a lot.

After Hao Jian came to the door of a box, he pushed open the heavy door like a gate. The tide of music swept us into the whirlpool of joy -

there were seven or eight men and women sitting in the box. A girl with long hair was singing Liang Jingru's "no if". Some of the men and women around were listening to songs, some were throwing plugs to drink, Some of them were laughing and fighting, which was a hot scene -

for a moment, I felt a little uncomfortable and put my hand over my ears.

A middle-aged man in silver grey trousers and white shirt looked at us, got up and welcomed us with a smile. At the same time, a strong smell of wine came to us